You tell yourself, "just a few more years of this, Johnny"... And then one day you look up and you're forty. YOU'RE FORTY, Cinemaphile!
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You tell yourself, "just a few more years of this, Johnny"...
You tell yourself, "just a few more years of this, Johnny"... And then one day you look up and you're forty. YOU'RE FORTY, Cinemaphile!
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Who was sadder: Bill or John Redcorn?
Bill. At least John was getting laid all the time
John also hooked up with an old ex of his that had his daughter too.
to a gigalo or porn star, it becomes a soulless job after a while.
redcorn was just a dude living on his own having lots of sex. 40 isn't even too old to just randomly decide to get hitched to some mid 20 year old and start a family.
>40 isn't even too old to just randomly decide to get hitched to some mid 20 year old and start a family.
How old is?
50
Casual sex with bawds is a million times better than crippling loneliness and celibacy
It's not, and I can actually speak from experience when I say that- you can't. It's actually lonelier that just being alone.
You're not speaking from experience then. No red-blooded straight man would choose involuntary celibacy over sex with a dozen FWBs
>/misc/ rhetoric like involuntary celibacy, red-blooded, FWB
So it's obviously not involuntary if I have and can go to bars in my city, and pick up a chick for the night when the bars clear out for last call at 2am. What I am telling you is that it is actually more lonely and aimless than just being chaste.
go back to your containment board.
>unpromopted /misc/ seething
>I can frick any bar bawds I want
>It's actually worse than being celibate though
Lmao Jesus Christ what a pathetic larp
>oh noes I have to punch into the ol’ rimjob ball-sucking factory again, woe is me
Cry me a river.
When men get into their 40s, they often start realizing that cooming is less important than having a family.
Bill has friends
John Redcorn. There's something noble in accepting your lot in life. Bill has his breakdowns but for the most part he's accepted who and what he is. John Redcorn has not done this. Also he's an adulterer and should be driven from the community.
Both
John Redcorn
Objectively Bill. Fat, bald, ugly, no kids. John might live a pathetic existence but he was still nailing women, is not a fat slob, and has at least two kids, possibly more. John is morally offensive, not physically offensive like Bill is. He is therefore living a better life, even if Bill is by far the better person.
>John is morally offensive, not physically offensive like Bill is. He is therefore living a better life, even if Bill is by far the better person.
I don't know that this is enough.
Bill is clearly just months of the gym away from being the BillDozer again.
Also he has a pretty decent house and John lives in a shitty trailer.
Bill just needs to get himself together over Lenore.
Bill impregnated both of his dead cousin’s widows
Bill has a sturdy moral centre and just needs to stop feeling sorry for himself.
He's one rocky fitness montage away from being damn near his old self again.
Not to mention he has a decent house and some standing within the army, however small.
John's children don't consider him a father, he's an adulterer, has an even shittier job than Bill and lives in a fricking trailer.
I don't know that he's respected in the wider community.
John Redcorn chooses to not settle down, Bill is an incel. So Bill.
>Bill is an incel.
He has five girlfriends over the course of the series, maybe six if the chubby chaser Pam Anderson played slept with him but I can't remember. Granted two of them are old ladies but still could be worse.
Does he ever actually frick any of them though?
He fricks all three of his cousins
Only one of them is his cousin actually if I remember right
He fricks Luanne's mom, Kahn's mom, Reverend Stroup for sure and presumably Charlene at least once. Ann Richards he dated for a while so possibly but not sure ever confirmed.
He also had some hot cousins lust over him in that one episode
Bill, but only by the virtue that John is a self pitying tear jerker that can’t handle the consequences of his own actions.
Jokes on you, I'm 41.
death isn't real, we will always exist and reincarnate in one way or another. enjoy each lifetime to the best of your ability 🙂
I hope to be reincarnated as a woman, being a man is fine but it's getting old...
>gets spawned in India
Being a man is tougher than being a woman but I'd still rather be a man.
>Reincarnates as a woman in the middle east
>don’t have to work. Husband provides. Just get to stay home and mind the kids.
Yeah, I’m thinking based.
>reincarnates as a niggress
>Reincarnates as a pretty, white girl with two parents and a nice life in the suburbs
Literally the worst patriarchal oppression
Based and Make-the-most-of-Samsara-pilled
Samsara is Nirvana
-Buddha
Bro we’re probably just gonna be doing this shit over and over again so if you didn’t luck out then it’s fricking over
who's to say you won't luck out next time around? its like gambling. sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. that's part of what makes it fun 🙂
death it really is death, even if you reincarnate you wont have your mind or your memories, so it isnt you
>dude it's time to be a crippled beggar in malaysia, you have so much to learn!
>oh boy the braindead invalid being kept alive till he's 60 I love this episode
I didn't buy it. I feel like the writers just wanted to give Redcorn a major failing because he's still living the bachelor life nailing all the most attractive women in town.
im 34
Revachol finally got a police force?
To All-Creator is our Re-turn. And it is only evildoers who grieve and groan at the Weighing of Metrics on that Day. So let not satan, your sworn enemy, lure (You) away from the Right Way.
Lots of seething incels itt