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How the frick did she not get an Oscar for this?
They gave all the awards to some chop suey Rick and Morty ripoff.
The worst Oscar year decision in history.
only minorities are eligible for awards
We could have started a saltburn thread that wasn’t depressing like this one but anon had to bump it.
She lost to Jaimie Lee Curtis who didn't even deserve to be nominated never mind win.
She's Irish, dimwit.
I can actually hear her.
monkeypox or aids?
>Barry
The Flash would have been so much better with him.
Not anymore.
how is this weirdo banging Sabrina Carpenter? Is it because he has a big wiener?
>Big
He totally fluffs in his trailer before he shoots
because she has a big wiener
how does a leading actor get a blonde bimbo gf? gee idk
She probably just likes him for the size of his penis unironically.
They just split up. Now's your chance, Anon!
Were they even together? She posted that she was in New York to imply she wasn’t with Barry and it’s not true.
Disregard that. He confirmed his split with his ex and has been linked to Sabrina. I assume she doesn't want to confirm it because she doesn't want to look like a ho homewrecker. He has a son with his ex that isn't even one year old.
His ex was pretty hot. Dude has game. I assume the big wiener helps with confidence.
Him and Sabrina were photographed having dinner before he even broke up with the baby mama though, Sabrina also had a fling with Olivia Rodrigo’s boyfriend as an anon pointed out. And the mother of Barry’s baby was a girl he cheated on his first girlfriend with. Apparently he’s a piece of shit in real life and a lot of Irish people really dislike him. The way he straightened up his suit at the golden globes genuinely thinking he was going to beat Cillian was cringe too.
Webm of the suit straightening pls
I am merely a humble phone-poster, but you can see it in this video. https://youtu.be/ffze8ow6NOQ?si=OgJrUQQ5wknRk_D9
It looks like he was just buttoning up his shirt since he saw it was unbuttoned on the screen
Oh wait you are right, it was funnier on the Cinemaphile golden globes thread when it was live.
Now’s his chance for Sabrina or for Barry’s massive wiener?
When you are famous you are around hot women all the time and he is buff and decent looking, its really just a matter of time at that point.
This potato Black person fell off the deep end pretty fricking fast. Why the frick is he in everything now? I remember seeing him in Dunkirk, ugly c**t
He sucks a lot of israeli wiener.
Normalization propaganda. They're trying to make ugly the new average.
>They're trying to make ugly the new average.
Finally some good news!
Ugly was always the average. Most men are ugly as trolls which is why there's an incel epidemic
This Barry thing has really blackpilled me, although the anons pointing out he fricked up has restored my faith quite a lot in men. The women he has been in relationships with are all beautiful, but still were not good enough for him when he looks like an Irish lesbian as an anon pointed out.
He can act for real.
I agree, he's definitely making up for it.
Saltburn was so frickin kino
>directed by 'Emerald Fennel'
>clearly designed to farm maximum engagement from zoomers on social media by including awkward and provocative sex scenes
pathetic
blah blah blah get new material Black person
great argument
there is nothing memorable or noteworthy about this film. It's just cum bath flavour of the month zoomer bullshit
Zoomers hate sex scenes.
Unless they're gay sex scenes
its based on a book
you can thell when it is because they have random gross scenes, like the scene where he slurps cummed-in'ed bathwater by the drain
thats something youre supposed to read not fricking watch
It’s not based on a book, but Emerald got inspiration from the book Brideshead Revisited and The Talented Mr Ripley.
best gay porn I ever watched, and I watched 1899. and The Magicians.
You might even be gayer than me.
This. I haven't seen anything quite like it.
God I hope u guys are trolling. Yes it had its great & shocking moments. But It nothing like Blade Runner, parasite,the prestige, or Oppenheimer type of real kino.
It was a contemporary masterpiece.
Jesus Christ… A masterpiece?
It was very entertaining in a way that few movies are nowadays. The humour, acting and cinematography were top notch and the story was dark fun.
You don't have to have layers or be extremely serious to be kino, you have to engage the audience for the runtime of the movie and keep them entertained.
Only good thing is that it brought Murder On The Dance Floor back in the public consciousness
reminder that it's bargain bin Ripley. it's a fun watch, but it does absolutely nothing (aside from the gross-out stuff, which was fun) that Ripley hasn't already done in a better and deeper way. in fact, the one key way it differs from Ripley (that he hates their family from the beginning) detracts from it, because Ripley's love and adoration for Dickie was more interesting
Oliver cared about Felix in a similar way though, to a point they both killed the object of their obsession when faced with rejection from them. Dickie had grown bored with Tom and was going to cast him aside so he kills him. Oliver kills Felix in a similar situation, where he knows there’s no coming back from his lies and Felix wanted nothing to do with him.
I see it a little differently in that Oliver's more overtly malicious and evil than Tom: Tom kills Dickie in a jealous rage and I don't think him capable of premediated murder of Dickie, while this is exactly what Oliver did, and this is precisely what I mean when I say that it detracts from the film, because it turns a passionate mistake into a cold decision. But it can be seen your way as well and even if I were to concede this, it would only reinforce what I said about there not being a single original idea in this film
>I see it a little differently in that Oliver's more overtly malicious and evil than Tom
I would agree with that most definitely. And the fact that Tom was genuinely poor humanises him alot more compared to Oliver who already lived a privileged life but wanted even more.
So we are in agreement that Saltburn is an inferior derivative of Ripley. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it doesn't have a right to exist or that it wasn't fun to watch (I like the way it was shot), but the people heaping praise on it should watch Ripley before speaking.
I liked them both equally I would say, I watched TTMR before I watched Saltburn. I liked the actors performances in Saltburn a lot more than TTMR even the smaller roles like Richard E Grants were great. The soundtrack and cinematography were great too. Although TTMR had a stronger story.
>even the smaller roles like Richard E Grants were great
Pike was fun, but Grant was given literally nothing to do, he just hovered in a couple of scenes
I liked the pie scene with him.
It's a rehash of "The Talented Mr Ripley" but for zoomers. Like it's ok, but I could see the ending coming from a fricking mile away.
Nah it stinks. So does Promising Young Woman.
eireslop
>aaaah me arm is bein' eaten by...a le virus
cringe
kind of. he's got mongoloid eyes a bit like musk's
How tall is he again?
He JUST left his girlfriend, the mother of his BABY CHILD.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12944223/Saltburn-star-Barry-Keoghan-confirms-split-longterm-girlfriend-Alyson-Kierans-prepares-public-Sabrina-Carpenter.html
I hope he cheats on Sabrina unironically. 24 is old enough to understand not to be a home wrecker. The poor mother of the baby.
Can’t believe he left the mother of his child for 4’11 midge with no boobs.
I liked Barry until this. I hope he never wins an Oscar and fades into shitty movies after his white boy of the month card is revoked.
I was shocked but unsurprised. He grew up in multiple foster homes + never knew the stable environment a child needs. 15mon is like postpartum depression period for the mom. He will probably end up with 10+ babymamas or too many to count, and never retire from acting so he can pay child support.
That makes it even worse in my opinion. He knows what it’s like to be a child growing up in an unstable home environment and should do everything he can to prevent his child from having anything but a stable home life. But no, getting his dick wet by a shiny new girl is much more important than his son. It’s a special kind of fricked up cheating on your pregnant partner/partner that has given birth in the last 2 years. It’s the most vulnerable part of a woman’s life where she depends on you entirely.
We can already see his kids growing up all rebellious and resenting the actor dad obsessed with leaving a legacy of hardcore weirdos onscreen and isn't there for the kid as much as they liked. BARRY KEOGHAN YOU WILL NEED OSCARS TO MAKE UP FOR THE TRAINWRECK WAITING AHEAD. C'mon, even handsome guys like Jude Law and Hugh Grant had drama with cheating and child support. We're just stunned this is happening with an "ugly" guy.
This is going to ruin both him and Sabrina’s public opinion of them. They can’t dance around the fact they started seeing each other while he was still with his baby mama. Barry’s fans are mostly late teens early twenties girls with a large sense of right and wrong, the kind of people that said they would stop being a fan of an actor if he were to audition for Harry Potter. Let alone abandon the mother of his child.
Didn't Sabrina frick that Flip popstar's boyfriend? She's a serial homewrecker
Olivia Rodrigo yes, traitor is about Sabrina and him. He told her they were just friends but were clearly hooking up. She seems like a terrible person and I hope she gets what’s coming to her. Probably because she is a titlet, she’s insecure about her body so has to steal peoples boyfriends to give herself a confidence boost.
Sabrina is stunning. Barry upgraded to a younger, hotter woman. Cope roastie
And she will eventually upgrade him when he’s no longer the flavour of the month (he already looks old as frick and won’t be getting the roles he used to).
I love how people like you screech about “roasties monkey branching men” all the time, but when women expect their partner to be faithful you seethe about that too.
I’m married to a girl I love and I enjoy the sex but it gets vanilla after a while even when you’re trying new stuff and banging in exotic hotels etc.
You can’t understand the rush you get from banging a forbidden girl when you’ve seen the same naked body for 3 years+ straight. It’s completely different to casual sex when single. Cheating is horrible but it’s one of the greatest highs a man can get
You guys would absolutely crucify a woman if she were to say that’s she’s “bored from vanilla sex” so cheated on her husband. Being condemned to have slightly boring sex with the person you love for the rest of your life is really not the punishment you are making it out to be. Stability doesn’t mean stagnation.
Women are meant to be monogamous, men are made to spread their seed.
But isn’t that entire caveman argument that women mate for resources and are no more monogamous than men? Everything seems to be “rules for thee but not me” on both sides for men and women that excuse cheating. Why can’t everyone just have some self control?
I provide financial and physical protection and in return I get to frick younger bawds. If I was poor or weak, the contract would be void and she’d have every right to cuck me.
Got it?
You are going to die alone in a bed sit with nobody that wants to say goodbye to you thinking like that anon.
Sure, and she then turns your children against you. Congrats, your son is now gay and your daughter is trans.
>Congrats, your son is now gay and your daughter is trans.
At least 25% of my old class at school had divorced parents, it doesn't make children gay. You are obsessed with trannies. Misc has rotted your brain. Half of marriages end in divorce.
Men are made to be expendable. Also to guard harems with violence. Marriage limits harem size to one and puts the violence in the hands of the state.
This makes society stable.
Your broscience opinions are ignorant shit.
Lmao bro when females compete for space and access to male time, when he goes looking for more pussy instead of just getting food/building/watching his mate -- she goes looking for males and has to compete with other women for access to breeding partners in the case the male leaves and finds a better female. I didn't mean to type this like a black guy I just had to read a lot about reproductive strategies in school. Appealing to nature for a good example of human behavior is moronic.
Are you talking about women having back up men to fall back on in case the relationship she has goes wrong? I think a lot of women do genuinely do that.
Song birds will have a nest with a male and then try to sneak in an extra egg or two with another male just in case that male abandons her nest or has some genetic defect or his children die. I think this is why other species of birds are able to parasitize their nests so successfully. Obviously this is a lot more difficult for a female great ape doesn't really have to worry about dying due to a family structure I think they'll still think to have some rebound option available even if it's just in their subconscious.
What a fricking idiot
i dont get it the two b***hes look exactly the same to me
It’s not about attraction anon, cheaters (male or female) grow bored in stable relationships. They want the excitement of the beginning of a relationship so continue to repeat the cycle over and over again.
It's worse for actors because their real life feed their creative work, if they don't just phone it in. He needs constant thrills to stay edgy on the job. Kerry Condon (!) actually said an actor needs to date a normie cos one person has to be stable or both crazies don't last.
Yeah I can agree with this, the only stable marriages I have seen in Hollywood are when an actor marries a normal woman who seems to ground them. Two famous people are never going to have a stable relationship.
eh I just did it when the relation turned pretty much sexless and I couldn't break up at that moment for reasons more or less outside of my control. I mean I could've, but it would've been even worse than cheating
The least you can do is offer your partner some basic decency by breaking up with them first. It really shows how little you think of her if you can’t even do that.
>I couldn't break up with her for reasons beyond my control
Congrats on being the only actual male turned female!
piece of shit
Right after his big break he does this, guess he is as stupid as he looks.
he's being wild
That's real life, Cinemaphile autist. People don't stay together, people grow apart, life isn't like those cheesy 1950s American movies.
He looks like Ellen page
He looks like every letter of the LGBTQ+
He and Ezra Miller both look like they somehow survived SIDS
ezra is actually good looking, this irish freak looks like ezra if they fell into a vat of acid
>ezra is good looking
>they
lol
I agree, it is quite funny that a loony troon mogs all the people who continue to seethe over them
Bone structure.
>ezra if they
when you have legally diagnosed schizophrenia, using they/them is accurate
Go back
A shame that it wasn't his head
After hanging dong for the world, he will no longer play support roles. No feckin way!
To be fair, nearly losing your arm to a flesh-eating virus sounds pretty fricking scary.
Why is everything so gay? Both sides of the spectrum... You're either an effeminate sissy or a uranian, very greek, mr manly man who thinks showing everyone his dick and doin nasty work epitomizes masculinity. A bunch of cucks & incels, morons, capeshitters & zoomers who get their ass eaten inbetween.
What a fricking moron.
Based Barry
Very dishonest picture.
She’s stunning
His old partner was good looking but Sabrina is a huge step up and she’s famous, much younger, tighter pussy from not having kids, seems a lot of fun
So many coping wine aunts here
saw her perform live in 2017 and she was boring then and boring now
I didn’t even recognise her from the Disney channel, I do really like her style of makeup though it suits her. Also I learned from normies that the baby mama Barry left for Sabrina. Was a girl he cheated on his long time partner with. So time is a flat circle after all.
wonder if he picks her up to practice his oscars speech
She’s 4’11 and he’s 5’7. Imagine the army of midges they could create to rival Warwicks clan.
We're just normal men
We're just innocent men
I like Barry because he just gets drunk and fights in his downtime. For fun. He's not "addicted" or tormented or anything, he's just a big c**t and I think that's cool as shit.
I have a cousin who slept on the floor of some shitty hotel in New Orleans and woke up the next morning with the gnarliest rash ever. It was some freaky bacterial infection lol. Moral of the story is that New Orleans is a disgusting shit hole.
he looks like that guy that loops music
pogo
fricking MIDGE
WTF does that second half even mean? Is he saying he no longer feels like a kid? That Saltburn killed his inner child?
Do film watchers unironically watch moronic pulp thrillers and their they're masterpieces?
I believe something can be a masterpiece at what it is without being a masterpiece overall. like calling something a masterpiece horror film, but not a masterpiece film. but yeah simplified, people call things they like masterpieces all the time
Pulp is the truest from of cinema or literature.
I've watched one movie with this actor in it, and- it was by far one of the worst/boring movies I've ever seen. It was called, "The Killing of a Sacred Deer". The best part of the movie was watching him eat spaghetti.
He looks so much different to what he looks like now. Do you think he’s had work done on his jaw?
idk; he looked like a teenager in that movie. I had no idea he was already a real adult when this movie was filmed, he was about 23 years old when he acted in this movie. i don't think he got work done though.
This movie was kind of repulsive, I only watched it because I like the myth it was based on. Imagine my face when they killed the little boy.
I wonder if he knows Scores Man from Howard Stern.
Most coherent Irishman
did nothing wrong
I look like him
Are you Slavic? I have a hard time believing Barry doesn’t have some Slavic heritage.
100% pure finnish genes
Perkele!
bingo. Eastern Europe
>Born in Dublin, Ireland in 1992, Barry spent a significant amount of his childhood in the foster care system.
>Him and his brother Eric spent 7 years between 13 different foster homes before being taken by their grandmother Patricia Keoghan, aunt Lorraine Keoghan, and older sister Gemma.
>Barry's mother Debbie was a prostitute who died from a heroin overdose when he was 12 years old.
>Barry does not have a relationship with his father, whose identity is unknown.
>There is no history of his parents being married to each other.
Its very likely the father is east European as there were many all over Europe in 1990's working illegally. Don't watch him because of his ugliness but hope he can ride the "Art is ugly" wave for all its worth.
I genuinely thought that was Chris Chan. I feel bad now.
What a sad set of circumstances. I think Barry is the type of person bound to end up in a tragedy. If his movie roles dry up there’s a big risk of him turning to drugs. He’s already out drinking most nights allegedly. His mother is likely a big reason he treats women the way he does.
how does he treat women?
You're a wee bit slow laddie. Scroll up to the top and read the posts.
>he thinks everyone reads the entire thread before making a comment
lol. most anons don't even read the reply chain they post in. also post breasts
Its possible that his distinctive look comes from his mother using heroin while pregnant.
>big risk of him turning to drugs.
Do you really think he hasn't already? In the hollywood set, drinking heavily and going out most nights
drug abuse is partially genetic too
That's gayface if ever I saw it
You see it every day when you look in the mirror though anon
Which makes me an expert in identifying it.
I remember him all the way back from Love/ Hate (an Irish crime drama). I never rated him as an actor though. I really don't see how he made such headway in Hollywood. I don't think he's a particularly good actor, personally