You think there is a chris chan spiderman?

You think there is a chris chan spiderman?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Gwen

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, they're in death battle threads here every day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about north Korean spiderman? Pooner spiderman? Z spiderman? Cerebral palsy spiderman? Bubba spiderman? Heroin addict spiderman? And countless more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great leader is already the north korean spider-man of all true koreas across the multiverse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't God Spider-man just fix everything

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An autistic spider-man sure, a chris spider-man no

    Chris’s autism seems deeply tied to sonic pokemon and the horse show i don’t think chris can relate to spider-man it’s too masculine for him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spider-Chan

      >In an alternate reality, a young Christopher wins a $1000 toy spree contest centered around the hit animated series 'Spider-Man' (1994) instead of 'Sonic the Hedgehog' (1993-1994)
      >"...I had to do was exactly...watch Spider-Man...uh, cartoon...an—and risten to what Peter says at the end of it…and writin' it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!"
      it's plausible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a chris chan of EVERY hero.

      Clearly it would be an electric sonic spiderman.

      What about north Korean spiderman? Pooner spiderman? Z spiderman? Cerebral palsy spiderman? Bubba spiderman? Heroin addict spiderman? And countless more.

      Yes. Yes. Zombieverse AND russian, Yes, yes, Yes.

      See Sun spider for what CP spiderman's gear looks like.

      Why didn't God Spider-man just fix everything

      Parker luck.

      >Chris-chan trolling has just been reduced to sweaty tryhards acting like the sperg paparazzi and some Laingay writing up a manifesto

      It's over. Let him rot in peace.

      This is a celebration anon.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think you need to get a life

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay, lets try this one more time, hm
    >Mah name is, Christian Western Chandler
    >And for the past 41 years I was the only high functioning autistic spider man
    >I can shoot web
    >I can swallow web to recycle it
    >And I'm on a never ending quest to make the dimensional merge happen
    >I used to have several sweethearts, until they were taken away from me by imposters, men in pickle suits, and nefarious trolls
    >But the only thing holding the multiverse together, is me
    >I'll be the one to bring all the dimensions together in a nice comfortable bow, and those nasty trolls with suffer the wrtah of my Curse ye hame ha
    >Just you wait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can shoot web
      >I can swallow web to recycle it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can shoot web
      >I can swallow web to recycle it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can shoot web
      >I can swallow web to recycle it
      kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      excellent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would he be on Miguel's side?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but there is a sonichu spiderman

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chris-chan trolling has just been reduced to sweaty tryhards acting like the sperg paparazzi and some Laingay writing up a manifesto

    It's over. Let him rot in peace.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She raped her mom. She doesn't deserve peace.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's only guilty of being chris chan.
        It's both his crime and punishment.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANYONE can wear the mask.

    Spider-Shad
    Spider-Shad
    Gorilla grip bussy Spider lad

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm legit surprised Chris hasn't done his own Chris-verse yet with many different alter ego Chris's but having too many problably goes against his messiah and Jesus like egosticial mentality.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris does mention other universe versions of himself, but usually hes the most important version of himself and these other versions of him just serve as little flesh puppets for him to take control of in order to move to and from each dimension

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.by the multiverse theory there is a version of you that is chris chan

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is he doing these days? Is he still in prison?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc he's free now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      currently the most popular claim is he's in a group home, yet as far as i've seen theres no evidence of this besides a few photos of him in the general area of the closest group home to the jail he was in, where he'd most likely be put.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last I heard he was on quasi parole in a group home, allowed solo expeditions to go shopping for pokemon cards or whatever.

      I think he is not allowed internet, and that's probably for everone's benefit.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >draws his love interest like a freak
    >extremely derivative, his designs and ideas are all thinly veiled ripoffs
    >electric powers
    >obsessed with dimension crossing
    It's Miles. Miles is Chris-Chan.

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