Well done, anon.
You might be one of about 157 men in the world who know they are loved.
A woman knows she is loved by all, but a man can only be truly loved by his own mother, and even then, that is not a guarantee.
I mean she hugged me goodbye in front of the girl and kissed my neck while she did it.
what the frick are you talking about im actually laughing in real life front of my computer right now, why did you say you introduced a woman to your mom and then your mom starting kissing your neck and now you're indignant when people are confused? im fricking crying
This homie isn't even respected in the video game industry anymore after the garbage that was Death Stranding. Why are Hollywood people so obsessed with him now?
Death Stranding had me in tears towards the end. I could not believe how bad it was, i could not stop laughing at the cut scenes.
This homie isn't even respected in the video game industry anymore after the garbage that was Death Stranding. Why are Hollywood people so obsessed with him now?
Kojima is the DaVinci of our time.
He will be studied as a fundamental pillar in modern entertainment same as Picasso is to cubism or Beethoven is to music theory.
A discord group was formed specifically to seethe about how Death Stranding wasn't a Silent Hill game. It got exposed and suddenly reception to the game warmed instantly. Then it became generally enjoyed the second it got a PC port and it turned out the game was a shooter all along.
Those discord trannies never recovered.
>Why are Hollywood people so obsessed with him now?
it's the other way around all he does is use his last few connections to get pictures with celebrities and post them on twitter
It was everything wrong with modern video games.
-open world with nothing in it
-focus on "the story" but the writing was atrocious
-blatant cronyism
-product placement
-billions spent hiring real actors and face scanning them but the end result was hilariously poorly animated
-terrible licensed music
-clusterfrick UI
-gameplay consists of going from point a to b on a map
-sloppy unresponsive controls
-no challenge at all
etc etc etc
you can always tell when someone uses Cinemaphile as their main board it's funny. saw his next reply with the little graphs and ratings and busted out laughing. btw most of Cinemaphile liked death stranding and most of Cinemaphile got filtered by it. funny observation.
>Cinemaphile likes a game with more cutscenes than gameplay and where said gameplay is just walking so even the moronic election tourists can "play"
fascinating
It's always been moronic. They've been saying a game that gives you assault weapons the second you enter Texas a "push W to win" walking simulator for years, and it was instantly proven wrong before the game even released.
They're well known youtubers and they just made a critically and commercially successful horror film as their debut film that was picked up by a24. Stupid Black person.
So there’s pretty much a 100% chance he’s beating off to these scans of actresses, right?
They wear "modesty patches" and nipple covers, I don't doubt he's the type of guy who could jerk it to a barbie doll but those scans aren't going to be anything worth wanting to see.
I doubt it'll be any good. Not because of him, but because a 'short' film of 2-3 hours can't express Kojima's brilliance or story in any adequate form. Plus a key elements his art used was long bouts of loneliness and monotonous tasks punctuated by beautiful vistas and background music. This doesn't translate to a film shown in theaters designed to get the maximum amount of mouthbreathers in seats munching popcorn and looking at their phones. They're expecting marvel cgi action blockbusters and guaranteed to be disappointed.
this guy is a literal fricking meme
reminder that he can't even speak english
how do the convos even go?
KONNICHI FALLOUT SAN KOJIMA IS GREAT GAME MAKER KNOW METAL GEAR YES AIRPLANE COMING FLY OVER TO KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS SEPPUKU
>Herrro? >Hello Mr Kojima, which actress can we send to you this week? >I wantu floggu girr flom farrout show. >Yes Mr Kojima. We'll have her cleaned and prepped for you.
Does Kojimbo really think hanging out with celebs will get him to be a director in Hollywood? He should be meeting with high level producers and israelites if he wants to be a director.
Kojima wants 'nothing' to do with films. His medium is vastly less limiting and it's fundamentally interactive which his ideas seem be designed around.
You can hate the men but how can you hate his work? A minute of the trailer has more creativity than Hollywood has managed to put on screen in the last 15 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbLstJHlC4U
Something about Quiet had a canon reason to walk around breasts out. Honestly Kojimbo say so much shit before his games come out you shouldn't even bother listening.
Why do girls tie up their tshirts like that?
asking for it, but you knew that
to show off their belly. Usually it's because they've just put alot of effort into making it flatter.
I had a very cute hot fat-assed girl do this the first time she met my mom. My mom kissed my neck when we said goodbye, I hate women.
i think you might have been molested anon
What
I mean she hugged me goodbye in front of the girl and kissed my neck while she did it.
What
So gay, I hope you become something better, less ugly.
Well done, anon.
You might be one of about 157 men in the world who know they are loved.
A woman knows she is loved by all, but a man can only be truly loved by his own mother, and even then, that is not a guarantee.
what the frick are you talking about im actually laughing in real life front of my computer right now, why did you say you introduced a woman to your mom and then your mom starting kissing your neck and now you're indignant when people are confused? im fricking crying
His mother saw cute tied t-shirt girl as a threat and defaulted to neck kissing as a way to try and keep OP's love
>im fricking crying
Tumblr tier post. have a nice day redditor
monkey see monkey do
Death Stranding had me in tears towards the end. I could not believe how bad it was, i could not stop laughing at the cut scenes.
Is this his job now? Frick white girls?
uh huh yeah white
>girls
Do you think he fricked xer bussy?
He fricks Geoff Keighley all the time, Hunter is an upgrade compared to Geoff.
Are people supposed to get mad at this when she's already paired with a black in her only notable role?
Jinx too 🙁
This homie isn't even respected in the video game industry anymore after the garbage that was Death Stranding. Why are Hollywood people so obsessed with him now?
he fricks and sucks
>garage that was Death Stranding
How's about you go be gay somewhere else!
death stranding sold well and is rated well. and is getting a sequel soon. so you are just flat out wrong.
>death stranding sold well and is rated well
its mid. and considering all the actors he paid for this shit, its even worse.
>he brings in his little charts and pngs
i bring this
awesome gameplay
ikr
I seriously can't wait. Only game I'm looking forward to
Can't believe I haven't seen any other game do that shot of the moon so close.
Looks awesome and fun to explore.
Now that got me hyped
L U D O
holy sovl
Man Death Stranding could be an amazing game and world, if only Kojima didn't Kojima all over it.
Kojima is the DaVinci of our time.
He will be studied as a fundamental pillar in modern entertainment same as Picasso is to cubism or Beethoven is to music theory.
>Death Stranding Rising: Revengeance
>moves goalposts from shit to mid after one post's worth of getting BTFO
Pathetic
You're dumb. I replied to the statement of it getting good reviews, it didn't.
Video games aren't rated the same as movies. Ratings below 5 are practically never used for AAA games.
>You're dumb.
Hiro it's time to ban india from the site.
True, maybe people would be able to follow a convo then.
>a convo
See
>favorable
>above average
etc
who fricking cares if you think its mid or not, I like it.
Stop fricking liking what I don’t like. It makes me feel like im missing out on something and I hate this feeling
You got filtered, it's sincerely a great game
NOOO! I FEEL that it is bad, so therefore IT IS! And everyone who likes it is WRONG. Kojima will FAIL because I SAID SO!
A discord group was formed specifically to seethe about how Death Stranding wasn't a Silent Hill game. It got exposed and suddenly reception to the game warmed instantly. Then it became generally enjoyed the second it got a PC port and it turned out the game was a shooter all along.
Those discord trannies never recovered.
>sold well
Ah, yes. The normie metric. Are you aware that is driven more by marketing than by anything else?
>Why are Hollywood people so obsessed with him now?
it's the other way around all he does is use his last few connections to get pictures with celebrities and post them on twitter
wouldn't surprise me
Go back to discord, troon.
>Go back to discord, troon.
OH NO NO NO NO
have almost 200hrs in death stranding
game was good you're just brain-melted from screen addiction
sorry about your shittaste
It wasn't. Msgv was okay tho
It was everything wrong with modern video games.
-open world with nothing in it
-focus on "the story" but the writing was atrocious
-blatant cronyism
-product placement
-billions spent hiring real actors and face scanning them but the end result was hilariously poorly animated
-terrible licensed music
-clusterfrick UI
-gameplay consists of going from point a to b on a map
-sloppy unresponsive controls
-no challenge at all
etc etc etc
wow, a copypasted opinion from some seething thirdie on Cinemaphile
He's right tho. The combat and boss battles aren't challenging. And the monster energy drink cans everywhere was cringe.
>-sloppy unresponsive controls
>-no challenge at all
Sounds like it was too hard for you. Quit dropping packages butterfingers
you can always tell when someone uses Cinemaphile as their main board it's funny. saw his next reply with the little graphs and ratings and busted out laughing. btw most of Cinemaphile liked death stranding and most of Cinemaphile got filtered by it. funny observation.
>Cinemaphile likes a game with more cutscenes than gameplay and where said gameplay is just walking so even the moronic election tourists can "play"
fascinating
dishonest post, you're too desperate, stop replying
The sheer nintendrone assblasting this line brought to the table made me buy the game.
He's trying to call an action game where you shoot blood rockets at flying whales a walking sim.
sounds moronic
It's always been moronic. They've been saying a game that gives you assault weapons the second you enter Texas a "push W to win" walking simulator for years, and it was instantly proven wrong before the game even released.
The majority of the game is spent walking or driving across dull landscapes to deliver packages
>the majority
lmao sure if you're a passive b***h avoiding everything
gays like this never even play the game before seething about it. Amazing. Everybody knows better than your bullshit and has for years. Get over it.
NTA but he's right, for every 5 minutes of shooting there's 1 hour of boring slow walking in the desert.
>filtered by frontier kino
You never had a chance
>f-filtered
Thank god, meant i was able to play some actual good stuff instead.
people like you prove we don't deserve sandbox games
We don't. Most of them are shit.
no i mean the whale part
also looks boring, it doesnt even attack the player?
>"Haha, Kojimo tell us more about how you wasted that Jap company's money and got fired for it"
Being incompetent is respected in Hollywood
DS is absolute kino, you cumslurping Cinemaphileermin.
death stranding is amazing you dumb Black person
go back to your containment board
he’s the pet ricemonkey Uncle Tom they want to look trendy
Is he paying these people to hang out with him?
Yes he literally is
yes, he'll even beg literal whos to come visit him
They're well known youtubers and they just made a critically and commercially successful horror film as their debut film that was picked up by a24. Stupid Black person.
I think this autist just likes larping as a Hollywood director.
that's the hollywood
The fact is, Kojima is doing exactly what he wants to do and most people are not.
he scanned every inch of her body too...
So there’s pretty much a 100% chance he’s beating off to these scans of actresses, right?
his blender projects probably mog the entirety of the rule34 community around the planet
They wear "modesty patches" and nipple covers, I don't doubt he's the type of guy who could jerk it to a barbie doll but those scans aren't going to be anything worth wanting to see.
or he could use the dozens of 3D modelers in his employ to make them anatomically correct
>met her before it was cool
or was she already known before fallout?
God I fricking love this moron
He invented the camera we should all pay homage to him.
How do they even know each other? Is she going to be in Dead and Stranded 2 or something?
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
im still mad he hooked up with Banana Peele
wish Kojima talked to someone who was an actual good director instead
>still defending Death Stranding
I have a large disdain for Kojimaboos. He ruined MGS. I will never forgive Kojima.
Kojimagays are the worst. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqZ5VOoK5s
This guy's wife got fricked by a black guy while he filmed it. He then hastily covered it up in the clumsiest way possible. Very very embarrassing
what's hilarious is that even he came around on it in his 2nd review. You lost
He still shit on the moronic amount of cut scenes and senseless plot. Just make a movie kojimber
i mean even the fans agree the game isn't perfect, after all it's the first of its genre. Also, he is making a movie
I doubt it'll be any good. Not because of him, but because a 'short' film of 2-3 hours can't express Kojima's brilliance or story in any adequate form. Plus a key elements his art used was long bouts of loneliness and monotonous tasks punctuated by beautiful vistas and background music. This doesn't translate to a film shown in theaters designed to get the maximum amount of mouthbreathers in seats munching popcorn and looking at their phones. They're expecting marvel cgi action blockbusters and guaranteed to be disappointed.
>Kojima's brilliance
>It's the first of it's genre
Walking simulator with gameplay isn't first of anything
>people are excited for this slop
lmao he's also weirdly obsessed with Hunter Schafer
Is he aiming to be the Harvey Weinstein of the gaming industry?
He's gay as frick.
he's not a gay
>NOOO! I FEEL that it is bad, so therefore IT IS! And everyone who likes it is WRONG. Kojima will FAIL because I SAID SO!
this guy is a literal fricking meme
reminder that he can't even speak english
how do the convos even go?
KONNICHI FALLOUT SAN KOJIMA IS GREAT GAME MAKER KNOW METAL GEAR YES AIRPLANE COMING FLY OVER TO KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS SEPPUKU
>Herrro?
>Hello Mr Kojima, which actress can we send to you this week?
>I wantu floggu girr flom farrout show.
>Yes Mr Kojima. We'll have her cleaned and prepped for you.
>IM ACTING
>yfw you realize Kojima has a full-body scan of her sitting on his servers
Does Kojimbo really think hanging out with celebs will get him to be a director in Hollywood? He should be meeting with high level producers and israelites if he wants to be a director.
Who do you think is sending him the actors? He's already friends with Avi Arad
Long as they get a metal gear solid movie out. I mean, even so the game already is like a movie.
If they were adapt MGS1 or 3 directly it would feel like a video game though. I don't see how MGS2 would work as a movie at all
Kojima wants 'nothing' to do with films. His medium is vastly less limiting and it's fundamentally interactive which his ideas seem be designed around.
Lol. Bullshit. He's desperately trying to become a Hollywood movie director for the clout. His games are overly melodramatic cutscene simulators.
>source: trust me
>His games are overly melodramatic cutscene simulators
Remember in 1998 when people said this and now all modern games are linear "cinematic" bullshit made for woke normies
>people like you prove we don't deserve sandbox games
>people seething this hard about kojimbo fricking their waifu
rofl
how does he do it
how does he make gen x and basedlennial "gamer" losers seethe this hard
You can hate the men but how can you hate his work? A minute of the trailer has more creativity than Hollywood has managed to put on screen in the last 15 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbLstJHlC4U
If you average them out they would ake one pair of normal eyes.
Anyone knows what were the reasons why we should repent about our words and deeds? I never finished mgs5 so I dont know.
Something about Quiet had a canon reason to walk around breasts out. Honestly Kojimbo say so much shit before his games come out you shouldn't even bother listening.
mad lad
LA CREATIVIDAD
I'd suck those A cuppers
Who?
"Okey dokey"
>Kojima successfully replaced Harvey Weinstein
How the FRICK did he do it???
Rise to fame through nerdshit, people of influence don't really have the necessary dirt on kojimbo.
He's Asian. That's basically it. #metoo doesn't exist in Japan.
So you're saying he will eventually get metoo'd by those white b***hes? Well, that would be fun
I find incredibly funny how just one game was enough to burn Kojima's bridge to real actors.
he has the same stars and more for DS2, theres no Mads but his character is long dead before the game starts and his connection is wrapped up
The Frog has landed