>You took pleasure in killing park guests in Roller Coaster Tycoon
>Now you must die
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>You took pleasure in killing park guests in Roller Coaster Tycoon. >Now you must die
>You took pleasure in killing park guests in Roller Coaster Tycoon
>Now you must die
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>you lied about your golf score
>time to pay the price
>You've spent hours of your sexually assaulting the women of skyrim using a rape mod
>Now you must make these 50 scandinavian men cum or the machine will kill you
>You tore the "Do Not Tear" label off your mattress
>Prepare for Valhalla
>You pirated Blade Runner 2049 starring Ryan Gosling and Ana de Armas directed by Denis Villeneuve (2017)
>Any last words?
VPN using homosexual
>You called someone a homosexual on the internet
>We'll see how you enjoy a drag queen story hour
>Perhaps you'll be the one hanging himself after all is said and done
>You "work" as a janitor on Cinemaphile, banning an innocent man for discussing an on topic film
>The board is now run by 500 VPNs, each playing the very thread you tried to hard to remove
>They are all filled with transphobic memes, soon enough it will be too much for your male brain to handle. In your room there is a noose, your next decision is yours janny
>Last week, someone asked you how you were doing and you said "pretty good" but you were actually just doing "kind of ok"
>I hope it was worth it.
>You used the N world on Call of Duty in 2009 and now you will die
>You went through the 10 items or less self-checkout but you actually had 11 items if you count the free battery pack which you should.
>Say hello to God for me, won't you?
>Hello, Anon. For years you have been calling people gays on Cinemaphile while having 87 terabytes of futanari porn on your pc. In front of you is a dildo modeled off Futa-bu!'s Mao Asakura's wiener from my personal collection.
Kino thread
i love these threads but iam not creative enough to contribute, BUMP
>Hello, Anon. I want to play a game.
>For years now, you have managed to delude yourself into believing that traps are not gay
>You have gone far in promoting this, claiming that it's alright as long as the penis is feminine, and that it's completely natural to want to penetrate the so called boypussy
>But you know as well as i do that this is an oxymoron, as a penis can by design not be feminine and males do not have pussies
>Yet you still claim that you are not a homosexual, denying your true nature
>Now that nature will decide your fate
>There is a slow poision currently stored in your testicles, and if you do not expel it you will die a horrific death in only a short time
>However, as you will surely have noticed by now, your arms are tied behind your back and you are stripped completely naked
>in front of you is a device that your pleasure overloaded coombrain will immediately recognize as a dildo
>however i would assume the ones you have seen are not made of steel, and they usually do not have spikes that i can assure you are quite sharp
>i'm afraid this one cannot be called "feminine" by any stretch of the imagination
>speaking of stretch, now realization should dawn on you and it should become clear how i intend for you to "release your poision", so to speak
>the male body has a quite fascinating thing called the prostate
>should it be stimulated enough, the average male will have a quite violent reaction to it that is the only thing able to save you from your current predicament
>live or die, anon
>make your choice
>speaking of stretch, now realization should dawn on you and it should become clear how i intend for you to "release your poision", so to speak
does seem like a line jiggy would say
thats the gayest shit ive ever read
I don’t get it, if he’s a top he isn’t going to get off by riding a dildo
it's designed by amanda to be unwinnable
I nuked Megaton.
>there's now a 'fat man' on his way to nuke your anus
>the choice is yours
I despise MC content.
>anon, you only tipped 5% the last time you ate out
>now you will need to give the amount these waitresses deserve before the time limit expires
>you should know the real percentage to give, but you will have to use your blood for this one
>congratulations anon, you have sacrificed 15% of your blood
>however, i asked for the amount they deserve
>that would be 0%
>all you needed to do was wait
>game over
what a hopeful young upstart
>you used the automatic sniper rifle on de_dust2
>hello amanda
>this is just a normal test
>nothing weird going on
>don't worry about being blindfolded and tied into position
>*unzips*