>You two are the most dangerous men on the planet.

>You two are the most dangerous men on the planet. Everyone lives because you simply haven't decided to kill them.
Oh, FRICK OFF. This is the most bullshit piece of Batwank and Jokerwank I have ever seen. Batman is a rich dude who dresses up as a bat, the Joker is a crazy clown, they should not be considered extinction-level threats, especially not in the DC universe.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >copypasting your own post
    Pathetic. Plus Batkek proved this is right so seethe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Batman who Laughs is fricking stupid.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if we're just talking normal men and not metahumans?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares and no one reads comics. Go watch your movies instead.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're the most dangerous characters in the limited scope of the Batman mythos. But for the wider DC universe, yeah, they're small fry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm willing to believe Joker wank over Bat wank. Joker only fricks up a plan, be it devised by a hero or his other villain associates. It's easier to complicate a situation or essentially tear something down. Batman wank however has gotten ridiculous. He's a jack of all trades, but master of none, and writers forget the latter. He's not the smartest man on the planet, nor is he even the best detective!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Batman isn't even the best fighter in the bat family.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Batman is normal in the movies though. His upcoming cartoon will have him get his ass kicked alot (I’ve seen private previews) and he recently got shot in the head by Harley and died multiple times before that like in Gotham Knights and in the show he just fell out a window and died lol. Nothing about Batmam changed in adaptations. Stop placing importance on these stupid books mans. And they are always rebooting too, so I don’t get the frustration.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off casual with your worthless dead air that you call an opinion. You have no idea what the hell you're even talking about, you fricking poser

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homie are you fricking stupid? Being a casual is how DC is viewed in the present day. You realize how niche comics are and how much they have little effect on anything else? Your creatives don’t even bother with these new stories unless it’s something old anyways. Face it bro, the day of modern comics meaning anything is over.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Blah Blah Blah
              I don't give a frick what you have to say with your flawed assumptions and other nonsense you've parroted from other morons. Read a book, then come back to me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Blah blah b***h. It’s the truth and you know it. Your filthy company can’t even find a editor right now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh company wars
                Keeping digging that hole, moron. I hope you realize I'm only replying to you for my own entertainment at this point

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your comics are dead and forgotten, cope. And your new universe will be run by King’s butthole.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kek stay mad, dumbass. That shit may fly over at Reddit but not here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol what are you going to do homosexual? You can’t run from the truth.

                >Seething this hard for getting called out
                Kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                DEAD comics

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol what are you going to do homosexual? You can’t run from the truth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Your comics are dead and forgotten, cope.

                Says the guy who keeps bumping these threads

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >one anon is keeping this thread alive
                Another loss for capeshit comics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was one event where all the villains from EVERY rogue gallery where gathered in one place, listening to someone. Then the Joker bashed his head in and EVERYONE was scared of him.
      People like Sinestro, Clayface, Reverse Flash, Giganta, all where scared of him, and instantly listened to him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Salvation Run? Joker killed Psimon by bashing his brains. Or the last few moments of Infinite Crisis when Joker killed Alexander Luthor for not inviting him to his Secret Society?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I believe Infinite Crisis, all the villains where present, and suddenly, listened to Joker when he said he wanted steak. Like you had fricking Captain Cold, Ivy, Cheetah, and several other Stier Meta Humans in the crowd, just suddenly scared of Joker? He's a fricking REGULAR GUY, WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT, HAS NO POWERS, AND IT SCARED THEM?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, you're thinking of Salvation Run. the Jokerwank was crazy in that - he split off from the rest of the villains and there were actually people that were willing to follow him (yknow, the homicidal maniac that kills without a second thought) over Lex, including Gorilla Grodd. who Joker tried to kill too, btw. Grodd managed to survive and wanted to kill Joker out of revenge, but the plot kept finding ways to keep Joker safe. really, there were so many times Joker SHOULD have died throughout that story - Deadshot even had his gun-gauntlet aimed right at his face, and i can't for the love of me remember why he didn't just pull the trigger.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, you're thinking of Salvation Run. the Jokerwank was crazy in that - he split off from the rest of the villains and there were actually people that were willing to follow him (yknow, the homicidal maniac that kills without a second thought) over Lex, including Gorilla Grodd. who Joker tried to kill too, btw. Grodd managed to survive and wanted to kill Joker out of revenge, but the plot kept finding ways to keep Joker safe. really, there were so many times Joker SHOULD have died throughout that story - Deadshot even had his gun-gauntlet aimed right at his face, and i can't for the love of me remember why he didn't just pull the trigger.

            >Cheetah
            Pft. I refuse to believe that Barbara Ann Minerva is somehow afraid of the Joker. Writers being ignorant morons aside, Cheetah is one of the most dangerous and powerful metahumans in the DCU. b***h is functionally a demi-god who can and has solo'd the League, and Willingham wants me to believe she's scared of some edgy clown? Bullshit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >get spritzed by clown gas
              >you are now a clown's catgirl rape slave
              I'd avoid getting on his bad side too, superpowers or not.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              don't really read much wonder woman stuff, but it does always feel like cheetah should be a bigger deal than she is. or, rather, she doesn't get treated with the same level of respect she should. like how she was just another kill for jason todd in that batman under the red hood sequel. for someone who's supposed to be wonder woman's main foe, it never really feels like she gets the same level of respect lex luthor and joker do - which i guess is just tied to how much respect wonder woman gets too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's pretty much the state of it. Granted, it has been getting better for her in recent years, with writers slowly realizing that she's nothing to frick with. Or at the very least, fans have been vocal enough for more people to start learning what her deal is. For the record, she's basically evil Lara Croft if she was a god-buster level werecat speedster. On paper, she's kinda busted as hell.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wonder Woman's solo storylines and villains might as well not exist outside of Ares.
                Cheeta, Giganta, etc., all are just filler.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What gets me is the Cheetah at that time was also a cannibalistic murderer
              She would not be afraid of some guy killing another guy with a rock

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And a rapist. Don't forget she's a rapist. Despite various weird attempts to make her sympathetic, Post-Crisis Barbara is kind of the worst, and it rules.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >demi-god who can and has solo'd the League

              I feel like most people that use her just see a furry with strong legs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joker is nowhere close to being more dangerous than Ra's. This was common sense before Joker wank got ridiculous

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're about equal. They're both mega-terrorists with virtually endless resources and the motivation to kill millions of people. But I'd say Joker is more dangerous, since Ra's only wants to destroy Gotham/criminals, while Joker could easily cause WW3 if he wanted to, and he'd do it just for the laughs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Joker
          >infinite resources
          >compared to the League of Assassins

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If there's resources, Joker will have them. This has been proven.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I get where he’s coming from because I don’t think Joker’s wealth is even explained anymore, Ra’s has to maintain a global empire just to compete with the clown force

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I don't know where he gets it from, but across all incarnations where the two coexist, Joker is proven to be an equal if not greater threat to Ra's. Blame the writers, not me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ra's whole thing is he wants to cull humanity to around 10% and he has way more connections and resources than Joker. He's a global threat mostly kept in check by his ego and love of the game

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love when people say Batman has the best rogues gallery when a good majority of it is:
    >guy who thinks he's funny
    >guy who flips a coin
    >guy who has penguin like birth defects
    >woman with a whip
    >woman who thinks she's funny
    >guy who makes riddles
    >guy who thinks he's an alice in wonderland character
    >woman who thinks she's an alice in wonderland character
    >guy who thinks he's a scarecrow
    And these are usually lumped in with Clayface, Ivy, Killer Croc, Ras, Mister Freeze, and Man Bat as the most 'dangerous villains'. Hell, most of the ones listed above are put on the same level as fricking Sinestro, Cheetah, Bizzaro, Reverse Flash, Volcana, Livewire, Killer Frost, Silver Banshee, Rampage, Grodd, Grundy, Brainiac.
    Hell, in a fricking video game, Joker can tank Darkseid's fricking eyebeams and can slaughter hordes of Parademons himself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can tank Darkseid's fricking eyebeams and can slaughter hordes of Parademons himself.
      I can do that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now notice how you conflate “the best rogues gallery” with “le has the stringest heckin powerlevelz”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, cause with every God Batman punches out, it makes March Harriet and Mad Hatter look like fricking trash, my dude.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bitches like you who only want powerlevelz are exactly why Batrogues became overpowered. You got what you wanted, eat it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A rogue gallery's quality has to do with how well they work in stories, not how many powers they have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who thinks she's funny
      you could have just called her a female comedian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he cant tank darkseids eyebeams
      NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are confusing power level with how good a character is.

      Though you do hint at a greater problem of DC heros being a shared universe. They work better alone. You really have to jack Batman off to put him on the same level as any of Super Man's main baddies. Even something as simple as LiveWire could zip into the bat cave and kill bats. Or just break all his shit, slap her ass, and zoom off.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd reckon Atomic Skull is more dangerous than the both of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      b***h who?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A walking nuclear radiation leak.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a boring edgy nobody. Nah Batman’s way stronger.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, remember that time Joker stole Mxy’s power and became God? Remember that time in Morrison’s JLA where he stole a magical MacGuffin and tried to give the world a smile and was only stopped because J’onn made him temporarily sane? How about that time Batmen from bad end universes each became different flavors of Gods? Or the time he got Metron’s chair? If you accept comic logic, he’s right.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posing these immature dying books and read kino like manga.
    The latest Batman movie was ass btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Telling homosexuals from dying medium to migrate to a better one so they can ruin that too
      have a nice day

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy saying that is a mentally ill recluse who taught Batman and Joker how to give themselves split personalities, he’s kind of a biased source

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel
    K, b, c.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batmaniacs, we eating good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Green Lanterns can't create oxygen
      Who wrote this?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jokerwank is so fricking stupid sometimes.
    >Gets sprayed with the gas that makes you see shit you fear
    >he's too insane for it to work because he's CUHRAAAAAAYZEEEEEEEEE
    genuinely being insane in DC makes you immune to LITERALLY ALL FORMS OF MENTAL FRICKERY
    like how the lasso of truth doesn't work on the joker because he's too crazy for justice or how johnny sorrow can't do shit to harley quinn because she's insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joker doesn't die because he's too crazy to know when he's supposed to be dead.

      Joker is so crazy that he can cross over to real life and beat up my dad and Kevin from school. (Frick you Kevin for telling everyone about my Deviantart account!)

      Joker is so cool, eh kills people and doesn't afraid of anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's especially bad since Joker isn't even the only insane villain in the setting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's especially bad since Joker isn't even the only insane villain in the setting

      that's literally how fear gas works as a premise, if you're hardcore and already live in edge it doesn't do anything. That's how Batman nosells it every time and why Crane is so interested in him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To me that panel makes it seem the fear gas does work on Joker, but only for a moment. Or he's faking it. Who knows, he is The Joker after all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense.
        There was a story actually (Batman/Superman 65) where Scarecrow gasses Bats, Joker, Clark and Lex all at the same time and prepares to kill them together. This time he made a much stronger variant that he was sure would affect them all like normal people.
        It does work and we see their greatest fears (Batman having a happy life with his parents taken away from him again, Superman failing to save Lois, Joker failing to make people more miserable than he is, Lex ending up a pathetic nobody wageslaving at the Daily Planet)
        but all of them eventually shake it off by pure force of will and wake up. So really Bats/Joker are just so desensitised to fear and sadness that they needed a stronger dose

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone isn't raped because you simply haven't decide to rape them yet
    Truly terrifying...

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zdogshit is worse than king

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people can believe that Batman is such a paranoid control freak that he'll make plans to incapacitate his fellow justice leaguers "in case they go bad"
    >but the notion that he wouldn't even think up some equally paranoid plan that could outright kill them is absurd.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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