You wake up and you find out your a mutant
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
What do you do from here?
The Krakoa's X-men are on the way to your location to recruit you.
You wake up and you find out your a mutant
You wake up and you find out your a mutant
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
What do you do from here?
The Krakoa's X-men are on the way to your location to recruit you.
Hide your women, Krakoa.
>He-Man
>Into Women
Aparently I'm a basic b***h "psychic"
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychokinetic_Blast
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Retention
Laugh at the fact they can never make me gay
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Heat_Bullet_Projection
*finger guns*
Jean Gray already got me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Mimicry
I got a discussion page about Metapotence
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon_Talk:Metapotence/@comment-30165589-20171003142429/@comment-29564364-20171106190358
>The power to do anything. Simplified expression of Omnipotence.
>What do you do from here?
Well first I transport myself to a reality where the X-Men not only don't exist but can't exist. Who wants to deal with freaky sex cults? After that I take it easy, wander the world, help people, the usual. Maybe pull pranks on people, like manifesting a whoopee cushion on someone's chair miliseconds before they sit down.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Soul_Channeling
I'm fricked
>Animal Companionship
So literally nothing has changed because I already have pets. Cool.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Divine_Tyrant
Make a villainess harem I guess?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Ennead
I have no idea what this means but it turns out there's Enneads in Marvel already so that's handy. So am I like Thor or Loki except I'm part of the Egyptian pantheon instead?
Yes, I'm Mole Man
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gnome_Physiology
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lightning_Elemental_Physiology
Zap
Muthafuka!
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Surfing
can summon rainbows and go super fast.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Strike
Ok.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I got universe utopia creation
you homosexuals have got nothing on me
>Primordial Lightning Generation
Great, I'm gonna be Krakoa's walking talking power plant, spending all day recharging phones and shit.
I think I'm Mimic?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Effect_Stacking
Honestly Krakoa is the last fricking place i want to be. So of course I get a power set where I'd be at my most effective there.
Pretty useless if you are incapable of casting buffs upon yourself or have an ability to copy other people's ability or power.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cutlass_Proficiency
The user, either innately or through training, is a master of wielding a cutlass, a short, broad sabre or slashing sword, with a straight or slightly curved blade sharpened on the cutting edge, and a hilt often featuring a solid cupped or basket-shaped guard. Often associated with sailors like pirates and the navy.
Yarrr, I be the most swash bucklin' pirate on the seven seas.
>Mein mugga
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inner_Demon
Screw Krakooa. I am joining Strange Academy so that I can learn magic and have a better understanding of what I am. Because there is no way in hell my mutant ability is that I have an inner demon.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magnetic_Arts
yep
>unbending activity
i go back in time and stop bendis from ever writing x-men
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Derivation
>rolled godhood
Great, i’m getting written out after a couple issues and will only appear again in future as a deus ex machina to reset the status quo.
Or you're going to job hard and spend the rest of your life jobbing to characters who are theoretically weaker than you
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hyper_Connection
What the frick is this shit. Also, I refuse to go to Krakoa.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Technorganic_Blood
Probably have a mutation where I'm effectively Anti-Venom for the Techno-Organic Virus after getting affected by the same nanite mickey Krakoa curently in their flower medicine from Orchis nonsense and also having some hiccups because of Beast's comtamination he did similar to Terra Verde. At worst I become a macguffin mutant to fix Beast & Orchis nonsense and maybe unfrick the genebomb Sinister put into the Cerebro Backups. Probably don't like mutants in general and will piss off Jean & most telepaths by mutating an anti-psychic implant reflexively.
or cross contamination from cable. but judging from how much the writers hate beast and are committed to making him irredeemable, it makes sense that they would try to make it beast's fault
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anger_Empowerment
Autistic Rage, neat.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Interbreeding
I'll make an army
Call me... Hangman.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unraveling
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supersede
I rape and kill all of you
End of thread
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Qalupalik_Physiology
So my power is to drown little kids?
You're*
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Technorganic_Empowerment
Well I'll be in the single best place to get Technorganic items so I think I'll do very well
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stellar_Regeneration
What’s my origin story? Did I wake up healthy and think nothing of it until one day sentinel attacks me or do I get a visit from Professor X? Like unless a comet smashes into me and I just get up feeing great I don’t know how I’d even realize I have this power.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial_Wind_Manipulation
Great, I get to be Storm Lite.
>Cutting Bomb Generation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cutting_Bomb_Generation
I'll be as fricking confused about how to use this as everyone else will be. So I'm definitely killing someone by accident and vowing to hone my ability for good.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Phase-Receiving
hey not too bad i think
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Petrifying_Gaze
Fricking awesome I get to stone people to death I can turn humans into art and watch them suffer as they still feel hear and see everything frozen in stone. Oh god I'd hot glue my statues daily.
Sick power not to op not to moronic unless I cant control it get to wear some sweet sunglasses.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Destructive_Dominion
Based
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Madness_Weaponry
>Madness_Weaponry
>in our or Earth 616 world
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>Longsword Proficiency
Lame. Especially since I really prefer polearms.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demon_Physiology#Known_Users
Threaten to annihilate gay island or whatever it's called
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Power_Shield_Construction
Cosplay powers, huh?
Does something as simple as a Graphic Tee work, because I've got one with the Red Lantern logo on it. They're like the 3rd most powerful after Green & Yellow, aren't they? Or does Blue outrank them as well?
Failing that, I also have a David S Pumpkins outfit.
Blue both does and doesn’t. Put a blue with a green and you’re fricked as a red lantern but get a blue by themselves and you should win no problem.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Force_Manipulation
VENOM MOTHERFRICKER
I got the power to samegay
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Group_Creation
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment
literally the power of friendship. look out magneto here comes carebear
>Oh gee wiz, my asthma cleared up
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Breath_Healing
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Completeness_Manipulation
no more xmen. we are now the mutant society. everyone come on board
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:After-Death_Power_Continuity
Well...that sucks
And I am ugly so I will be the only guy not getting any on an island of 10/10s having near constant sex.
shit power but ok
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Invisible_Beam_Emission
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Indomitable_Love
I become the most biologically superior simp to ever walk the earth. My love for the x-women surpass anyone elses, all who lust are beneath my power.
Probability Travel
> The user can see and travel down any of the the probable events that may happen in the future or could have happened in the past.
> This power allows the user to travel down one of the paths, making it so that the probable event is already done for them by the time they travel to the end of it.
I'm going to bring about the downfall of Krakoa and change the world for Mutants. For some to be accepted for the way they use their powers and act, and for some to be condemned. I will start a new X-Men, one to protect the public and rehabilitate Mutants to use their powers for good or to integrate into normal society with equal rights and status.
I'm creating a new era, where Mutants will have the possibility to choose their future instead of having it dictated by tyrants or public. Ruin and Life. I'll also choose the future where I accomplish my goals and die with no revival bullshit or someone being able to copy my powers or clone me or use my powers.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Embodiment_Creation
I turn everybody into in heat catgirls
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Famine_Inducement
>The user can cause famine on any scale including; a region, country continent, planet or as extreme as a universe. Even is used on a miniscule scale, it can ultimately cause global disruption.
> Control animals, like locusts to destroy crops. This would affect poorer countries on a massive scale.
Dehydration: Cause droughts.
Food Dilution
Gluttony Inducement
Make crops wilt.
Make soil unusable to plant crops.
Rot Inducement: Cause food to rot.
Starve others to death.
Well then. As strong as that power is I feel like it puts a massive target on me, but definitely useful to nu-X's Krakoa wanting to be a world superpower.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Salvation
Time to take the Church to Krakoa.
Invert all wages for the lulz. Your average warehouse wagie is now the highest paid member of society.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Embodiment
I simply don't get recruited and do whatever I feel like instead. The frick are they gonna do about it? I've transcended.
Tell you that no matter what you do people will associate supernatural with gay incest.
> The ability to teleport via the earth and earth based materials
>The user can teleport via dirt, mud, rock,stone, and other earthen substances, merging into earth and appearing anywhere else from the same element.
Could be worse
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Precognition_Manipulation
Yay, the power to manipulate a specific kind of power in others.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Fire_Generation
Tell them to frick off, the Phoenix force is mine. Then I go do superheroics and hire a good agent to handle my PR.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Oath_Manipulation
This seems like a pretty broken and also insidious power if it's like a magic/reality warping contract and the terms WILL Happen
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Slime_Bow_Construction
It's has applications... ...I guess?
>Flipper Protrusion
Neat, I'm one of the Grant Morrison era students.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lynx_Physiology
Guess I'm a catman now? Whatever, it could be so much worse.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Storybook_Mimicry
I mimic God
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
i'm op
I now can turn myself into Celestine and start fingering myself in front of a mirror.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digital_Morphing
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Overclocking
Unless they send Professor X I’m pretty sure I can outspeed them. do dubs grant another power?
So long, gay Bowser!
Rolled again for fun and got
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rapid-Fire_Moves
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Speed_Aura
First tries… I think the site is telling me something
Discount Magneto! They already have enough Magnet people, I'd be told just to stay out of trouble.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electromagnetism_Generation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Autumn_Deity
Wow I’m gonna piss people off cause I’m very much a guy sorry. Guess I’ll call myself Jolly gee to avoid copywriter but clearly be inspired by the golly green giant. My goal will to bring farming back to America and if I can visit chop whenever I can and help kids that really need it, if I can. I’d respectfully decline the X-men and tell them I want to try and make my own mark but give them a feast for there travels and some alcohol as well.
Hide your libraries https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/History_Reading
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Solar_Energy_Manipulation
BLACK HOLE SUN, WON'T YOU COME
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Matterlock_Manipulation
I don't even get how this really works.
Heat Bullet Projection
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Heat_Bullet_Projection
I'm okay with this, not over powered but not completely useless.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Bite_Catch
dunno what to do with it
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Directional_Manipulation
They'll never get to me unless I want them to
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Zodiac_Power_Link
>I'm a magical girl
Nooooooooooooooooooooo-
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Superior_Magical_Creature_Physiology
The power to use the abilities of a mythological being/magical entities that has both magic and superpowers.
And it has a picture of Illania Rasputin in it. So I stand a strong chance of getting simply killed, or maybe tied to an altar and killed, because she doesn't like competition.
Personally, I'd switch around between the standard monster set- vampire for flight, werewolf for strength, mermaid for underwater. I could probably use the minotaur, too. I wonder if I could use the DND monster manual as a form of listing, since there's millions of people who have read it.
On the same note, I wonder if I could come back from the dead via the powers of Jesus since the bible is a form of mythology, and it's over 2 thousand years old.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Instrument
All of those mutant babes can line up and play my flute.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Erasure
I should be fine, seemingly I should also be an omega level with this power no? Pretty sure no other mutant has this power
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Area_Domination
Now I just need a chair and a pair of binocs
>Completely immune to psychic and physical damage.
So, I'm basically Brit from Invincible? Great. I'm going to kick ass in the Crucible every day, then frick my mutie groupies' brains out at night.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Probability_Merging I have no idea what this even means, it just sounds like a worse and more complicated version of Wanda's powers
They'll have to get past the Care Bears first.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crossover_Inducement
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Super_Cop
>muties are minority
>cops aren't really popular with minorities in burgerland
Uhh...
>Immortality
>Invulnerable to being drained of... things
Damn that's a pretty good roll. I literally can't be decreased, just try b***h. It won't work. Kinda funny that it doesn't have any associated powers but honestly a guy that is just *immune* to certain types of magic bullshit is a pretty good bit. Also the immortality, a solid addition, for most people getting that is a whole plotline.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Connection
so I'm like a really good whatever-mancer but I get sick if someone like pollutes water or extinguishes a firewood?
that's a pretty cool deal I'll be a super hippy or something
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>reality warping
whoops, no more mutants!
Im gonna be so rich
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Instant_Surgery