You wake up and you're in the world of Invader Zim. What is the FIRST thing you do?
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You wake up and you're in the world of Invader Zim. What is the FIRST thing you do?
>What is the FIRST thing you do?
Gaz.
>t.Zim
I'm gonna go with kill myself.
gonna go with what said and try to off myself, but that is probably going to backfire and somehow end up leading me into dealing with the main cast
Depends if I'm as lobotimized as everyone else. If not otherwise I'll probably just go watch tv.
>When you're walking down the street
>Truck hits you
>Wake up
>You realize you're in the world of Invader Zim
>You commit suicide to spare yourself the suffering
>You wake up
>You realize you're in Superjail
There is no greater hell
Do I keep my intelligence or do I become fricking moronic like 99% of the humans in the show?
Would real world intelligence even be of use in the IZ universe? Seems like being intelligent is more of an inconvenience there.
Call dib a homosexual.
Report Zim to IRS, watch the chaos unfold as internal revenue agents do what Dib has been trying all this time.
Hang out with goth girls in eternal 2001, go to raves, play video games, and try to get my hands on irken technology and become a warlord.
Kiss Zim.
Frick Gaz-er I mean Miss Bitters, yeah.
>Miss Bitters
You'll be the one getting fricked. She'd teach you thing no man should ever know.
Well now, maybe I'll go back on that sudoku after all.
Does Zim have nipples?
Probably not since all the Irkens are weird bugclones
Yes.
They're very sensitive.
How sensitive? I'd like to know, for science.
He can cum from nipple stimulation alone.
I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak, and I frick Tak
>t. Dib
eh?
You think I would be able to actually engage in sexual intercourse with Gaz given that I would be smarter than 99% of the Earth population?
>the world of invader Zim
You mean the planet he comes from or Earth the way it's portrayed in the show? Because the latter would just be the same as regular earth except Zim exists in it somewhere
That would mean I live in the same world that Nny is from and I think I would rather kill myself than risk having him feed me to that thing in his wall. Nevermind the actual aliens invading, there is some evil shit going on here
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