>I didn't read all of invincible, I remember they were breeding on many planets but did that happen???
i dont think so. most of the viltries that we see on earth seem to not only be monogomous, but have lost their killer instincts fricking with human mates
It's just easier for the men. Fun fact, take any earth woman on a romantic one-on-one flight and she'll immediately fall in love with you. It works every time.
I hide it for 90% of the time with occasional visits to the sun and back before anyone can realize it, but I find some cheap mask/costume and randomly show up at battlefields and police events around the world every year.
Imagine showing up at a collection of the worlds most powerful men and women, and you see a flying guy in a poorly made gorilla costume.
Save people, fight crime, battle corruption, and bring back hope to the world by ushering in a new age of global prosperity. I wouldn't even have to change my shirt first.
If you've ever seen The Leftovers, imagine something like that, except instead of a random 2% of the population, there is just going to be a likely coincidental disappearance of Billionaires, corporate/media execs, hedge fund managers, politicians, and just general sickos. If I do anything in public, it's going to be executed with the intention of not being seen as long as possible. Probably closer to picrel than any other.
Write a list of billonares on the moon with a a count down that everyone can see from earth. Laugh as I see how they freak out or try to spin this. When the countdown ends kill them all in quick sucession
Gigabased.
Murder so many fricking politicians and CEO holy shit
Just blast through them like a cannon ball and leave the splattered remains somewhere public
You guys ever think about what would happen if a bunch of people just decided to do "something" about the rich people? Maybe with their identities concealed? Maybe on the same day?
Write a list of billonares on the moon with a a count down that everyone can see from earth. Laugh as I see how they freak out or try to spin this. When the countdown ends kill them all in quick sucession
Kill the other anons who are causing trouble.
If I am the only one, then just relax and become a nomad. Only interfere in massive natural disasters. I know I'd give in to wanting to laser/smash bad actors before they do anything so I'd like to avoid that.
I immediately dress up as Iron Man and fly go around the world arbitrarily stopping various crimes ranging from petty theft to manslaughter to massive political fraud, based on whatever catches my attention at that second I might even help out during natural disasters if I can figure out how to get there in time.
>Why Iron Man
So that no one will think to use simulated red sunlight on me. Also, to frick with Disney
>wake up as a kryptonian >roll out of bed >brush teeth >take a shit >blow up toilet with hurricane farts >shit bricks >no harder than brick >super compacted diamond poop >cannot find any toilet paper >or the wall for that matter >bomb squad gets called >break everything I touch >including the bomb squad >government lures me into a special room that's safe for me >free tendies >free WiFi >no risk of shotguning the entire street when I jerk off >super neet
Work with NASA and the ISA to try to get humanity into space, see what I can do about improving renewable power (maybe fly a boatload of solar panels into space and help set up microwave power broadcasts to send it somewhere useful. I'm sure there are many other useful things I could do.
i go in space to see if sattelites exist and if the earth is round then I immediatly go in antarctica and in other zones I should'nt be allowed to go into like area 51 or pyongyang. I'd also try to fly right next to a jet and scare of the pilot
Do I wake up fully understanding my powers? If not I'd obviously test their limits first.
The first order of business would be to present myself to the world in as spectacular a fashion as possible and use that spotlight to get invited to the UN and gain access to diplomatic channels. From there I would need to make a shortlist of the foremost scientists in ecology/climate, the energy industry, food production, and transportation, as well as the most powerful world leaders.
After increasing my political capital by rescuing people from disasters/war zones and making conspicuous displays of my power I would call on that short list to meet and begin the real work: a new world order. Authority flows from a monopoly on violence - a monopoly I would now possess. In addition to that the raw power at my disposal would open up fantastical avenues of energy generation, enough to shoot humanity a hundred years into the future in terms of technological development. Superman as a transitional power source until fusion is completed.
From there what I'd do would depend pretty heavily on the recommendations of the panel I'd assembled, but I imagine a pretty important step would be to chuck every nuclear weapon into space so no country (lol russia) just nukes the whole world out of spite
It wouldn’t last long anyways. Facial recognition cameras are in most major American cities and can source several people who look identical to the captured face. You’d be found out by local government if not federal in a matter of weeks unless you did a smallville style blur gimmick. Better to just accept it IMO.
It wouldn’t last long anyways. Facial recognition cameras are in most major American cities and can source several people who look identical to the captured face. You’d be found out by local government if not federal in a matter of weeks unless you did a smallville style blur gimmick. Better to just accept it IMO.
I'd do something like
I immediately dress up as Iron Man and fly go around the world arbitrarily stopping various crimes ranging from petty theft to manslaughter to massive political fraud, based on whatever catches my attention at that second I might even help out during natural disasters if I can figure out how to get there in time.
>Why Iron Man
So that no one will think to use simulated red sunlight on me. Also, to frick with Disney
. Carrying it wouldn't be an issue, and it should protect you from most scans. Might as well maintain anonymity for as long as possible.
I was thinking about this and then instead it made me think about what would happen if you did all the superman shit without a costume; fighting criminals, saving lives, all that but just looking like a regular-ass dude. Maybe change up your hair and appearence every now and then but never anything that stands out or draws attention.
I like the idea of that because instead of giving off the message that there's a single "symbol of hope" or some kind of god-like super-human here to protect everyone, it sends a message that anyone could be a hero in any given moment. Then maybe if someone needs help, isntead of waiting around for this super-man to show up, people won't be afrair to step up themselves if they think they can do something good. crime would probably go down as a result too, petty criminals would never be certain if the actual super-human was somewhere nearby or not.
I mean if Clark Kent can disguise himself flawlessly with a pair of glasses, something about Kryptonian physiology means you can probably get away with that.
Rob a bank to help my friends and family get better lives and then coax an easy life only sparsely taking part in heroics whenever I'm made immediately aware of bad things happening but only out of a sense of guilt because I'm AWARE that it's happening of it therefore I should do something.
>only sparsely taking part in heroics whenever I'm made immediately aware of bad things happening but only out of a sense of guilt because I'm AWARE that it's happening of it therefore I should do something.
As a kryptonian you would be aware of everything. Every little cat up a tree, every car crash, every domestic abuse, and all the worst humanity has to offer at every level. You would be able to hear all that from space, somehow, and be fast enough to get there in seconds. There is no sparsely taking part in heroics for a kryptonian with a conscience.
Anon this just means I get to have a kino arc where I try to ignore as much possible, and coax by as a degen but ultimately have to come to grips with my conscious and eventually break out of my shell and step into the world of true heroics.
That may be kino for a story, but it'd suck for the rest of us if you need a few months to get your butt into gear first. That's wasting a lot of time for a man that fast and powerful.
Spend a lot of time practicing my powers before I start Superheroing to avoid accidentally hurting people. Try to stay out of politics to avoid being associated with any specific government so none of my actions can be taken as an act of war. Stick mostly to saving people from accidents, plane crashes, natural disasters, that sort of thing. Probably start terraforming Mars and build a fortress of solitude there.
If I dug a hole into the earth's mantle at the bottom of the ocean to start a flow of lava to make my own island, how likely would that be to cause tsunamis?
I would imagine it would depend entirely where you drill, but likely unavoidable. Probably best to do it in the most isolated place, like Point Nemo. Then if you did trigger one it would have at least some time to die down before making it to land.
Remove the feral hog population and other invasive species
Clean up all the litter in nature
Chuck landfills of trash into space
See if Bigfoot is real or not
Kind of like this. I have thought about the landfills part before. Even with super speed you would need some sort of large scooping device to do it quickly. You would also have to accept killing some animals and maybe a moronic human or two that got in the junkyard.
I would also clean up the great pacific garbage patch.
Kind of like this. I have thought about the landfills part before. Even with super speed you would need some sort of large scooping device to do it quickly. You would also have to accept killing some animals and maybe a moronic human or two that got in the junkyard.
I would also clean up the great pacific garbage patch.
You would also have to be careful not to burn up the trash by flying it out of here too fast. The air would be fricked.
I guess it would? But only because freeze breath ignores how friction actually works. It would be delightfully ironic, since friction is the very thing that would melt the ice as you escaped the atmosphere.
Kind of like this. I have thought about the landfills part before. Even with super speed you would need some sort of large scooping device to do it quickly. You would also have to accept killing some animals and maybe a moronic human or two that got in the junkyard.
I would also clean up the great pacific garbage patch.
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You would also have to be careful not to burn up the trash by flying it out of here too fast. The air would be fricked.
since Kryptonians don't need food or sleep, I'd specifically go slowly as I clear all the landfills
the satelites would pick up what I'm doing and pretty soon word would spread and it would become a big thing on social media to clean the planet
I wouldn't take part in the social media bullshit part of it, but I would make sure that people saw me doing it because it would raise awareness that I'm only interested in stopping the problems that are actually fricking the planet instead of whatever bullshit first world problem of the week the frickers would want me to fix
get bored real quick because i enjoy 'action sports' like mountain biking. being invulnerable and having the ability to fly takes the danger out of it and just kills the adrenaline rush.
I'd want to help people but I wouldn't even know where to start really. I'd want someone like the D.E.O. or a trustworthy D.O.D to help direct by I also don't trust any government to not just use a superman as a threat/deterrent. I guess just work with scientists to see if there was anything I could do to offset pollution and tackle natural disasters at first. The selfish part of me says I'd want to be something like a hockey/soccer goalie since it'd be super easy to be the best with super speed and less noticeable.
I'd be too scared of my possible limitations to do anything. Like, how would I know I'm invulnerable to bullets unless I let myself get shot? And if I'm wrong, I'm dead.
You could work your way up. Hit your arm with a stick, poke yourself with a clean needle, punch a brick, etc. Eventually try shooting your leg to see if your Kryptonian powers hold up.
bring the most freedom, justice and chaos in the world,act frantic showing up to heads of every govenment in the world acting disturbed, walking through walls, tell them I've seen the afterlife, call it the spirit plane. tell them it's real and the actions of world rulers affect it. every lie,deception and secret by corporate or government, every assassination, fraud and act of pedophilia and deception to manipulate the public worsens the spirit plane to the point where almost everyone, including them, is going to suffer in effectively hell for millions of years. It will be permanent if they don't reveal every wrongdoing to the public, and resign their positions so true independent sub 50 year olds gain power or get their organs painfully ripped out by me. make sure they spread the word to their corporate and bureaucratic friends.
laugh in private as every wrongdoing by people in power is reveled to the world, cry on video as I rip the eyes, tongue and every other organ out of the few who call my bluff, bringing up there being powers beyond me.
I heard that Epstein lists weren't made public because so many powerful people going to jail would have a massively bad economic impact, I think this would cause bad times short term and a good revival as everyone is forced to admit that whoever they've supported was a pedophile.
I'd stupidly try to be like superman but half ass things and mostly likely inadvertently cause disasters or destroy the world on accident from how I use my powers
Just be a strongman who never lets people know what else I can do or how strong I am. Lift and move things no human could, make money doing it. Live comfortably and donate to charity sometimes.
The world's not a comic book, it's way too complicated for one moron with powers to fix. Why make it worse?
Step 1: turn heat vision on
Step 2: fly into low earth orbit and soak up the sun's rays for a few weeks
Step 3: build a log cabin on the moon
Step 4: shitpost
Step 5: retire early as king moonmun of the moon kingdom
Step 3 (optional): turn off heat vision
If you got these villains as Votm for a year do you think you could beat them all? If not what month do you lose to?
Jan:Toyman
Feb: Livewire
March: Parasite
April:Atomic Skull
May: Metallo
June:Luthor
July: Eradicator
August: Bizzaro
September:Mongul
October: Manchester Black
November: Doomsday
December: Darkseid (DCAU)
I'm too much of a moral coward to go around slaughtering people. At first I'd just do the basic b***h things like cleaning up garbage, and stopping criminal organization like the Cartels, Mafia, etc Eventually I'd use the soft power I get from literally being Superman to try to influence things subtly, like getting aid sent to the rust belt to combat drug abuse and poverty, and encouraging more resources be put into scientific development. Might run for president at some point, as even though I think that president's irl can't change shit, it could be different when you're Superman, because who's going to say no to him? Eventually I'd leave Earth and look for ayys. coming back when I have technology of worth if I can find any.
I'd be worried to act out in case anyone else had powers and I found myself being pursued by other super powered people with a grudge. No Rape, No mass assassinations, no messing in international affairs, I'd just focus on how I could better my current situation.
Crush coal into a fortune in diamonds, cut them all myself with laser vision. Be a superhero after I've amassed enough to live off the rest of my life.
Do what viltrumites did and rape earth women
Fly to the world elites and demand they reveal to the world all of the secrets they're hiding from humanity or else they get Sentry'd
Save some people
If I give into my ego I may immaturely intimidate every single person who made me feel bad lol
I didn't read all of invincible, I remember they were breeding on many planets but did that happen???
I know Alissa did that to Mark
>I didn't read all of invincible, I remember they were breeding on many planets but did that happen???
i dont think so. most of the viltries that we see on earth seem to not only be monogomous, but have lost their killer instincts fricking with human mates
The only viltrumite that raped was Anissa and she is a woman. really make you think.
The others just hooked up with earth woman like normal people
It's just easier for the men. Fun fact, take any earth woman on a romantic one-on-one flight and she'll immediately fall in love with you. It works every time.
>makes small army of Kryptonian super rapebabies that will eventually grow up and come seeking vengeance
better kill 'em after the fact then
Incel post.
You don't post on Cinemaphile if you're having sex.
too dangerous
Somehow get rich, shitpost on the internet and track down and rape to death anyone who disagrees with me
Become a living natural disaster
This. I consider myself a pretty good guy, but going to that level of power so suddenly would be...well it'd be a problem to put it lightly.
Go back to sleep.
Start exploring space.
Frick Lex Luthor.
Same thing I always do, nothing changes.
Fly naked, the friction burns my clothes.
See if I can pop a perfect bag of popcorn by flying close to the sun and how many tries it would take.
As in wake up in the DCU or on normal Earth and no kryptonite exists?
Normal earth
I hide it for 90% of the time with occasional visits to the sun and back before anyone can realize it, but I find some cheap mask/costume and randomly show up at battlefields and police events around the world every year.
Imagine showing up at a collection of the worlds most powerful men and women, and you see a flying guy in a poorly made gorilla costume.
Rid the world of glowies one by one
Seething with jealousy
Save people, fight crime, battle corruption, and bring back hope to the world by ushering in a new age of global prosperity. I wouldn't even have to change my shirt first.
I owned the same shirt
Me fr
Cute and wholesome
use my super speed to shitpost more effectively
If you've ever seen The Leftovers, imagine something like that, except instead of a random 2% of the population, there is just going to be a likely coincidental disappearance of Billionaires, corporate/media execs, hedge fund managers, politicians, and just general sickos. If I do anything in public, it's going to be executed with the intention of not being seen as long as possible. Probably closer to picrel than any other.
You guys ever think about what would happen if a bunch of people just decided to do "something" about the rich people? Maybe with their identities concealed? Maybe on the same day?
Destroy Israel
I guess fight everyone else in this thread until we kill each other or put together some kind of kryptonian geneva convention.
Become better at drawing and math.
Fly to any place at superspeed to buy foreign food.
Build a snowman in the arctic.
Clark getting genuine chinese takeout is probably the most relatable he's ever been.
Have I got the book for you!
Write a list of billonares on the moon with a a count down that everyone can see from earth. Laugh as I see how they freak out or try to spin this. When the countdown ends kill them all in quick sucession
Gigabased.
Musk passed Arnault again, btw.
If I didn't get to be the kryptonian, I would happily let you be the one anon.
>Not destroying France as well
So close to perfection.
Kill the other anons who are causing trouble.
If I am the only one, then just relax and become a nomad. Only interfere in massive natural disasters. I know I'd give in to wanting to laser/smash bad actors before they do anything so I'd like to avoid that.
Fly to Miami
Kill every single one who loves pineapple on pizza
Kill stoners
Kill the french
Score a hot boy who used to be an assassin.
I immediately dress up as Iron Man and fly go around the world arbitrarily stopping various crimes ranging from petty theft to manslaughter to massive political fraud, based on whatever catches my attention at that second I might even help out during natural disasters if I can figure out how to get there in time.
>Why Iron Man
So that no one will think to use simulated red sunlight on me. Also, to frick with Disney
Do I get the general physique of one? Cause I don't think my bald fat ass is going to inspire many people.
Superman works out.
>Superman works out
How does this make any sense? What could he possibly lift or push that would provide the microtears needed for recovery and muscle growth?
Fly, duh.
dumbass op.
I finish the job.
I'm taking out all kinds of motherfrickers. Think Kira if he was trying to change the way people in power behave instead of just criminals.
Stellar role model.
I'd spend a week or so learning everything in the world at the library.
Speed learning also accelerates the rate you forget that knowledge.
>wake up as a kryptonian
>roll out of bed
>brush teeth
>take a shit
>blow up toilet with hurricane farts
>shit bricks
>no harder than brick
>super compacted diamond poop
>cannot find any toilet paper
>or the wall for that matter
>bomb squad gets called
>break everything I touch
>including the bomb squad
>government lures me into a special room that's safe for me
>free tendies
>free WiFi
>no risk of shotguning the entire street when I jerk off
>super neet
frick kara to save the species
Destroy Israel and pretend to be an angel, unite all the religions on earth.
>anon thinks he's the anti christ
Use my powers to dismantle local and world governments. Literally play god and ensure that the human race prospers no matter the cost.
The Miracle Man approach
the only correct answer
based
rape
Work with NASA and the ISA to try to get humanity into space, see what I can do about improving renewable power (maybe fly a boatload of solar panels into space and help set up microwave power broadcasts to send it somewhere useful. I'm sure there are many other useful things I could do.
i go in space to see if sattelites exist and if the earth is round then I immediatly go in antarctica and in other zones I should'nt be allowed to go into like area 51 or pyongyang. I'd also try to fly right next to a jet and scare of the pilot
Kill every world leader and see what happens
Do I wake up fully understanding my powers? If not I'd obviously test their limits first.
The first order of business would be to present myself to the world in as spectacular a fashion as possible and use that spotlight to get invited to the UN and gain access to diplomatic channels. From there I would need to make a shortlist of the foremost scientists in ecology/climate, the energy industry, food production, and transportation, as well as the most powerful world leaders.
After increasing my political capital by rescuing people from disasters/war zones and making conspicuous displays of my power I would call on that short list to meet and begin the real work: a new world order. Authority flows from a monopoly on violence - a monopoly I would now possess. In addition to that the raw power at my disposal would open up fantastical avenues of energy generation, enough to shoot humanity a hundred years into the future in terms of technological development. Superman as a transitional power source until fusion is completed.
From there what I'd do would depend pretty heavily on the recommendations of the panel I'd assembled, but I imagine a pretty important step would be to chuck every nuclear weapon into space so no country (lol russia) just nukes the whole world out of spite
Pretty solid plan.
Have sex.
Use my powers for profit.
Give everyone pushing ESG and woke shit a free one way trip to the sun.
Murder so many fricking politicians and CEO holy shit
Just blast through them like a cannon ball and leave the splattered remains somewhere public
Take a shit and shatter my toilet.
Would you guys bother with the secret identity thing? I don't think I would in a scenario where I'm the only Kryptonian on our regular world.
It wouldn’t last long anyways. Facial recognition cameras are in most major American cities and can source several people who look identical to the captured face. You’d be found out by local government if not federal in a matter of weeks unless you did a smallville style blur gimmick. Better to just accept it IMO.
Juggalo makeup throws off facial recognition AI. You could make it last for a bit as a shitty joker.
You just have to vibrate your face with superspeed while out in public. That's how Superman does it.
I'd do something like
. Carrying it wouldn't be an issue, and it should protect you from most scans. Might as well maintain anonymity for as long as possible.
Make it weighted so you can enjoy the badass moment where you drop the weight to go all out, if the situation ever calls for it.
>fly around in a Hulkbuster suit
>"The suit doesn't make me stronger... It holds me back."
Kino.
So the dragonball schtick?
Yes. Maybe carry around a green ring to just to frick with as many IPs as possible
Naruto, technically
Naruto did it cause dragonball did it
TIL
You'd have to get really good at tactile telekinesis or even small artillery would blast it off of you.
I was thinking about this and then instead it made me think about what would happen if you did all the superman shit without a costume; fighting criminals, saving lives, all that but just looking like a regular-ass dude. Maybe change up your hair and appearence every now and then but never anything that stands out or draws attention.
I like the idea of that because instead of giving off the message that there's a single "symbol of hope" or some kind of god-like super-human here to protect everyone, it sends a message that anyone could be a hero in any given moment. Then maybe if someone needs help, isntead of waiting around for this super-man to show up, people won't be afrair to step up themselves if they think they can do something good. crime would probably go down as a result too, petty criminals would never be certain if the actual super-human was somewhere nearby or not.
Would you ever cross dress to make it more effective?
I mean if Clark Kent can disguise himself flawlessly with a pair of glasses, something about Kryptonian physiology means you can probably get away with that.
I would, just because it would be easy when you can be in a different room in a totally different outfit at the literal drop of a hat.
Rob a bank to help my friends and family get better lives and then coax an easy life only sparsely taking part in heroics whenever I'm made immediately aware of bad things happening but only out of a sense of guilt because I'm AWARE that it's happening of it therefore I should do something.
>only sparsely taking part in heroics whenever I'm made immediately aware of bad things happening but only out of a sense of guilt because I'm AWARE that it's happening of it therefore I should do something.
As a kryptonian you would be aware of everything. Every little cat up a tree, every car crash, every domestic abuse, and all the worst humanity has to offer at every level. You would be able to hear all that from space, somehow, and be fast enough to get there in seconds. There is no sparsely taking part in heroics for a kryptonian with a conscience.
Anon this just means I get to have a kino arc where I try to ignore as much possible, and coax by as a degen but ultimately have to come to grips with my conscious and eventually break out of my shell and step into the world of true heroics.
That may be kino for a story, but it'd suck for the rest of us if you need a few months to get your butt into gear first. That's wasting a lot of time for a man that fast and powerful.
Lmao well you can't have the good without a little bit of the bad as they say.
If we're going that route then every person would just mentally snap and flea into space
total chud death
So you'd have a nice day?
I guess this means I have to go outside and get some sunlight now.
I start patroling the mediterranean and sinking immigrant boats with no survivors.
I'm attacking D.C. and Hollywood.
Spend a lot of time practicing my powers before I start Superheroing to avoid accidentally hurting people. Try to stay out of politics to avoid being associated with any specific government so none of my actions can be taken as an act of war. Stick mostly to saving people from accidents, plane crashes, natural disasters, that sort of thing. Probably start terraforming Mars and build a fortress of solitude there.
If I dug a hole into the earth's mantle at the bottom of the ocean to start a flow of lava to make my own island, how likely would that be to cause tsunamis?
I would imagine it would depend entirely where you drill, but likely unavoidable. Probably best to do it in the most isolated place, like Point Nemo. Then if you did trigger one it would have at least some time to die down before making it to land.
Remove the feral hog population and other invasive species
Clean up all the litter in nature
Chuck landfills of trash into space
See if Bigfoot is real or not
Kind of like this. I have thought about the landfills part before. Even with super speed you would need some sort of large scooping device to do it quickly. You would also have to accept killing some animals and maybe a moronic human or two that got in the junkyard.
I would also clean up the great pacific garbage patch.
You would also have to be careful not to burn up the trash by flying it out of here too fast. The air would be fricked.
Would freeze breath help?
I guess it would? But only because freeze breath ignores how friction actually works. It would be delightfully ironic, since friction is the very thing that would melt the ice as you escaped the atmosphere.
since Kryptonians don't need food or sleep, I'd specifically go slowly as I clear all the landfills
the satelites would pick up what I'm doing and pretty soon word would spread and it would become a big thing on social media to clean the planet
I wouldn't take part in the social media bullshit part of it, but I would make sure that people saw me doing it because it would raise awareness that I'm only interested in stopping the problems that are actually fricking the planet instead of whatever bullshit first world problem of the week the frickers would want me to fix
SUPEGIRL'S SECRET SERVICE!
get bored real quick because i enjoy 'action sports' like mountain biking. being invulnerable and having the ability to fly takes the danger out of it and just kills the adrenaline rush.
I assault the parliament.
How often?
And probably not enough
I'd become the most expensive and requested courier and call myself The Whizzer.
Use my powers for good.
Holy frick Jack Black, calm down.
Really tho did the artist have beef with him? That guy is eerily similar to Black.
Looks more like Farley to me. More period appropriate, too.
I'd want to help people but I wouldn't even know where to start really. I'd want someone like the D.E.O. or a trustworthy D.O.D to help direct by I also don't trust any government to not just use a superman as a threat/deterrent. I guess just work with scientists to see if there was anything I could do to offset pollution and tackle natural disasters at first. The selfish part of me says I'd want to be something like a hockey/soccer goalie since it'd be super easy to be the best with super speed and less noticeable.
Personally kill every mosquito until they're extinct.
Incredibly based.
The basedest.
god bless
rape women but also legitimately stop crime and shiettt
I'd be too scared of my possible limitations to do anything. Like, how would I know I'm invulnerable to bullets unless I let myself get shot? And if I'm wrong, I'm dead.
You could work your way up. Hit your arm with a stick, poke yourself with a clean needle, punch a brick, etc. Eventually try shooting your leg to see if your Kryptonian powers hold up.
I'd do this to see if my super strength beats my invulnerable skin
Frick you I almost knocked myself out
I thank god my foreskin was so strong it couldn’t be removed as a baby and then I go around raping earth women
Frick live action Supergirl as hard and fast as I can
which one?
Yes
my homie, I'd pick this one but could make do with any of em'
The one that is ambiguously brown.
They're both good, just different flavors of good.
far be it from me to push any of them away, I just got my preference and its brown.
Blonde is definitely better.
debatable
Banging Blonde Supergirl as hard as possible from behind while Brunette Supergirl encourages you to knock her up and tongue kisses you.
I'd drink ocean water
Do I instantly get a Superman-like body and figure?
Become the punisher with a regional costume.
moustache and everything.
Ima be honest, probably rob banks or something. Unless superheroes exist. Not that I want to be a villain but I could use the money.
I would save the world.
I refuse to elaborate further.
bring the most freedom, justice and chaos in the world,act frantic showing up to heads of every govenment in the world acting disturbed, walking through walls, tell them I've seen the afterlife, call it the spirit plane. tell them it's real and the actions of world rulers affect it. every lie,deception and secret by corporate or government, every assassination, fraud and act of pedophilia and deception to manipulate the public worsens the spirit plane to the point where almost everyone, including them, is going to suffer in effectively hell for millions of years. It will be permanent if they don't reveal every wrongdoing to the public, and resign their positions so true independent sub 50 year olds gain power or get their organs painfully ripped out by me. make sure they spread the word to their corporate and bureaucratic friends.
laugh in private as every wrongdoing by people in power is reveled to the world, cry on video as I rip the eyes, tongue and every other organ out of the few who call my bluff, bringing up there being powers beyond me.
I heard that Epstein lists weren't made public because so many powerful people going to jail would have a massively bad economic impact, I think this would cause bad times short term and a good revival as everyone is forced to admit that whoever they've supported was a pedophile.
Do an Omniman on Israel and Goymerica
Dream.
Basically execute a kill list of my ideological enemies before kryptonite weaponry could be deployed.
I'd stupidly try to be like superman but half ass things and mostly likely inadvertently cause disasters or destroy the world on accident from how I use my powers
Rape everyone I see. Fly to the moon. Stand in the middle of traffic. Never pay my parking tickets ever again. In that order.
Just be a strongman who never lets people know what else I can do or how strong I am. Lift and move things no human could, make money doing it. Live comfortably and donate to charity sometimes.
The world's not a comic book, it's way too complicated for one moron with powers to fix. Why make it worse?
Step 1: turn heat vision on
Step 2: fly into low earth orbit and soak up the sun's rays for a few weeks
Step 3: build a log cabin on the moon
Step 4: shitpost
Step 5: retire early as king moonmun of the moon kingdom
Step 3 (optional): turn off heat vision
If you got these villains as Votm for a year do you think you could beat them all? If not what month do you lose to?
Jan:Toyman
Feb: Livewire
March: Parasite
April:Atomic Skull
May: Metallo
June:Luthor
July: Eradicator
August: Bizzaro
September:Mongul
October: Manchester Black
November: Doomsday
December: Darkseid (DCAU)
Destroy all nuclear weapons of the world, force global threats like China to give up. Kill Kim Jong-un.
[spoil]Create a Castle like Castlevania/Dracula's Castle, from there basically tell governments to play nice or I'll go visit.
thats a pretty cool fortress of solitude
I go beat up Bigfoot
Put all world leaders in an irl battle royale, the winner gets to rule the world with my tacit approval (they still can't do anything I disapprove of)
I'm too much of a moral coward to go around slaughtering people. At first I'd just do the basic b***h things like cleaning up garbage, and stopping criminal organization like the Cartels, Mafia, etc Eventually I'd use the soft power I get from literally being Superman to try to influence things subtly, like getting aid sent to the rust belt to combat drug abuse and poverty, and encouraging more resources be put into scientific development. Might run for president at some point, as even though I think that president's irl can't change shit, it could be different when you're Superman, because who's going to say no to him? Eventually I'd leave Earth and look for ayys. coming back when I have technology of worth if I can find any.
I'd be worried to act out in case anyone else had powers and I found myself being pursued by other super powered people with a grudge. No Rape, No mass assassinations, no messing in international affairs, I'd just focus on how I could better my current situation.
Here’s an idea. You get superman’s powers, but the catch is you don’t know how long they’d last.
Crush coal into a fortune in diamonds, cut them all myself with laser vision. Be a superhero after I've amassed enough to live off the rest of my life.
>Crush coal
This but crush coal burners instead
What do you have against Barbecue?
If we're judging by this thread most anons would go Kid Miracleman inside of a month.
bump
Reduce the earths population by 7 billion.
Put on a Flash costume and fight crime, saving people too fast for them to tell how I'm doing it.
level Mecca and Medina then proceed to burn every koran in the world
Honestly I just fly to the sun for a bit than try to travel back in time to save my sister inlaw than my brother.
Storytime, anon? And sorry for your loss.