You wake up in front of them... Now what do you do?
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Stare at raven until she gets uncomfortable
frick, I know that whatever I think of doing, I will end up doing this
damn it
i think i'd stare at starfire's purple panties as is visible from this angle
>not immediately asking out Starfire because its a pretty much guaranteed yes
If this is what I see the first thing I'm doing is hiding my fricking boner, then cry like a little b***h for the embarassement
Punch Robin in the nuts, scramble to my feet and tackle Garfield, high five Cyborg and then muff dive one of the girls.
...Then try and figure out if I have superpowers.
Turn my head slightly toward Raven's crotch and if they ask I'll just say the wind was blowing
>Hey Robin, I think I see Slade over there.
>Robin runs off
>Hey Starfire, how about you ditch the zero and get with the hero, if you know what I mean.
>"I do not know what you the mean, why do I need to bury numbers?"
"Fine. I'll buy you beer."
Ask Raven why she's grey.
Ask Beast Boy why he's green.
Ask Starfield why she's orange.
Ask Cyborg to hit those showers.
>not asking cyborg why he's brown
>not asking Cyborg why he's part robot
Answer their questions and look up Starfire's skirt.
Try and fail to hit on Raven.
I start licking the sleek shiny boots of whoever is closest to me. Robin in this case
Immediately beeline to frick Starfire.
Stare at Robin’s bulge until he punches me or stands up
Get the frick out.
"Hey, where are the funny ones? Be more funny!"
GUESS IT’S TIME TO HIT THOSE SHOWERS
Pretend I have some sort of mysterious connection with Starfire. Hang out with the teen Titans and manipulate her into having sex with me.
Wake up from what? Was I taking a nap on the street? Was I knocked out by something?
I'll tell them to frick off for waking me up if the former, or go to a hospital if the latter.
I'd eat pizza with them, that pizza slice building is a cool location.
I'd say to Robin that he's a homosexual for ever leaving Batman.
Call him a dick so he wonders if you know who he is
This
The question is... How will you be able to convince her to let you do that?
Try looking up starfires skirt
>Raven, big fan, do you wanna go out sometime?
I know I would get shot down, but they would immediately know that I'm harmless. And hey, there is a 0.01% chance Raven would say yes. Shoot for the stars, you know
Maybe you could be her pet?
They already have beast boy for that
Immediately suck ravens fricking wiener off
Explain that I come from a world where they exist as a hit cartoon series from almost 20 years ago. Try and befriend Starfire and see if I can't get in her pants.
Raven's basically impossible, if I fail I still get a great friend, and if I succeed I get to frick a hot Tamaranean that's canonically a nympho once she finally has sex. Win-win situation.
stop farting in my face
Honestly, I'd probably start to panic, asking where I am, what happened, and how I got there.
Get my face up under Starfire's skirt.
jerk off furiously.
Tell Starfire I'm enjoying the view
Sweep the leg.
figure out if I have any super powers
turn 360 degrees and walk away
I guess I'd just ask them what's going on and what I should do. Maybe I'm part of the plot or something.
Booyah Raven.
Immediately introduce myself as "Anon, Ace Detective" and go out of my way to inject myself into whatever the ongoing plot is. Best case, I help in some minor way and exist as a side character handing Robin a lead from time to time. Worst case, I get killed trying to hit Doctor Light with a big rock and they declare me an honorary Titan for completing the initiation process: dying.
Figure out a way to meet and woo Pantha
Warn them they’ll be radically changed in the future
elaborate
>I broke you... how did you come back?
Just to get them all confused lmao
Waffles waffles waffles!
Letting the days go by, obviously
seed and feed
BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE
BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE
SUPERMAN IS CLARK KENT
THE ANTILIFE EQUATION IS "loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side"
They'd be all like "damn"
I say "frick it" and try to lick Raven's leg before they beat me to death
Do I get super powers and if so what? Because if I'm just a normal guy then thank them for saving me and maybe get an autograph idk?
Stare at Robin's bulge he's obviously shoving in my face and go back to the tower and rail out his bussy while he sucks off beast boy
>rape