>You wake up in the land of Ooo
What is the first thing you do?
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>You wake up in the land of Ooo
>You wake up in the land of Ooo
What is the first thing you do?
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Suicide.
Hang out with finn amd go on adventures with him, even though I'm human and still genetically mog all the mutants I'd still try to find a way to magically transform into a white man or at least become better looking.
>magically transform into a white man
Argiebros.... will we make it?
Lay low in the Candy Kimgdom, wait patiently until I see Princess Bubblegum talking to Finn or addressing a large crowd, then sneak up behind her and pull her top down.
Literally lead a Paul Atreides style holy war just because I'm really curious how easy it is to stab Candy People.
Disguise myself as Marceline using magic and frick Princess Bubblegum. She’ll think Marceline grew a futa wiener.
Hasn't Adventure Time already shown Marceline to have shapeshifting powers? PB has no use for you.
She's perfect.
Drilling a hole in Simon's skull and filling that hole. Just the thought of having my crotch anywhere NEAR Fionna would have me losing consciousness.
How much Fionna porn was made by the crew during production?
Assassinate Princess Bubblegum.
Find a comfortable place to live, I suppose. Ooo can be quite dangerous and I'm not like Finn that has been living fighting monsters his whole life.
I find my way to the Candy Kingdom and present myself to Princess Bubblegum, who would take an immediate interest in me as a full-blooded human that seems to have memories of the world before the Mushroom War. I swear loyalty to her and allow her to study me as a specimen, and fill her in on what life was like in the pre-war days, telling her stories about how human society used to function from the viewpoint of an adult. I show her loyalty and interest in her experiments, gradually getting her to warm up to me and let her guard down. Once she's grown to fully trust me, I make a move on her and finally get to pound that sweet sweet bubblegum puss.
Find a princess to rescue of course
Like 90% of the princesses in the show are not particularly bright
Make Marceline turn me into a vampire, or I'll try to steal magical objects like Ice King's crown (by befriending him and simply borrow it until I get better loot that won't make me crazy).
Find monster babes
Underrated girl.
Although that makes sense, since she literally appeared with this design for a couple seconds in what is considered one of the worst episodes of the series.
Rape and pillage my way across the land.
Find shelter, it's raining knives soon... If I managed to avoid random deadly weather, I might just get turned into something odd by a random passing witch, or randomly eaten by a giant.
>season 6
That shot makes Ooo look pretty limited and not that worthy of adventure.
Isn't Ooo just a small continent?
That’s because it’s from Elements where the continent got taken over by three elements
Going by the few official maps of Ooo, the tree house is roughly a 6th of Ooo's width east of the Candy Kingdom.
The Candy Kingdom have been shown to be visible from the tree house. Going by rough estimates of what we see in the show, the Candy castle is maybe around a couple of hundred meters tall.
For simplicity's sake, and to be generous, let's say it's about the same height as the Eiffel Tower, at around 300 meters or a 1000 feet.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen, on a good weather day, from about 50 miles (80.46km) away.
If we're generous yet again, and say that the tree house is that same distance from the Candy Kingdom, at a 6th of Ooo's width, that would make Ooo about 300 Miles, or 480 km wide, though it's likely to actually be somewhere between that and half of that.
Closest real life island would probably be something like Newfoundland.
practicing Muslim occultist here, I've perceived the universe of Ooo from djinn claiming to be from there, you're not far off. I was told it was about 380km wide at it's widest point, and about 270km wide in perpendicular measurement.
if anyone wants a dream where their body is sent to Ooo I could pull it off, but apparently die to timey wimey hijinks your likely to end up in the beth and shermy era.
problem with all that is, of course, landing in the cabin universe. this place is a fricking massive calliope, so you might end up in one of their multiverses on accident.
BEGIN UPENDING AND GRANT THE PEOPLE OF OOO THE FINAL SHAPE OF DEATH
Go and try to hook up with the mermaids. Would be nice
Water nymphs*
Would be cool
I would just run to the nearest living thing and kill it.
Candy kingdom because infinite sweet food source
You are going to be imprisoned and tortured by PB for fricking around like that in her kingdom.
Find her and make her feel like the most beautiful princess in the world
based and ragpilled
but I'd drench her so much in cum she'd be as stiff as a rock in a week (no fricking, nobody knows what sharp objects are stuffed inside her)
Would she get crusty?
Just gotta keep her well maintained.
gently wash her after intercourse
Try to find someone intelligent and good aligned to help me get some shelter, food, and possibly secure a weapon to protect myself. Treasure seems to be plentiful with some minor risk so I'd probably start raiding dungeons to get some starting money. Once I've got some capitol try to figure out a business strategy based on what people of near by kingdoms need.
Frens, I've been marathoning this show and as I understand it goes to shit after season 3. What episodes ARE worth watching starting with season 4? No MUH LORE or Humiliation Ritual episodes please.
lol
Do not laugh at me.
"Princess Cookie"
"Sons of Mars"
"BMO Noire"
"King Worm"
"Lady & Peebles"
"You Made Me"
"Finn the Human"
"Jake the Dog"
And then it really starts going off the rails and episodes are only occasionally good after S5
Thanks, fren.
"Reign of Gunters" is also good and "The Lich" sets up the two parter start of S5.
Based. I like the 'dark' episodes and the obvious D&D inspiration episodes.
>specifically leaving out "I Remember You"
but why tho
I hate these kinds of questions. Watch and decide for yourself instead of pre-empting your opinion based on internet hivemind. In this case it isn't even a hivemind because opinion is fairly split.
No.
>Humiliation ritual episodes
The frick does that even mean?
its schizobabble for any episode that gives the viewer secondhand embarrassment on behalf of the main character.
Episodes that don't have the Finncel™ seal of approval
bring and preach Jesus Christ and Allah/JHVH/Christ's adoptive Father in Heaven into the foray while using the summarized version in my head to then find more bibles across ooo. the new testament has got to still be there considering that Marceline has a picture of the middle Maryam in her living room and bedroom.
plus there's that one exorcist dude, surely the faith hasn't died or completely.
alternatively see if Marceline and bubblegum are in the same universe as those /x/ tulpa I made a fricking long time ago and can't see if I can't find a partner or of all that awkward teen romance I went through
would abrahamic religions even work in the land of Ooo?
Ooo is implied to have been our real world, simon/ice king even referenced the show Cheers
There's a portrait of the virgin mary in marceline's home
the tricky part is, how do you convince the people's of Ooo to worship christ in a land where his miracles are common practice among powerful wizards and deities
If christianity has any teeth in Ooo, simply invoking Christs name should be enough to drive off demons and evil supernatural creatures
maybe test to see if that works, first
this,
and I'd mostly focus on the fact that the dead worlds are common knowledge and that Christ's dead world, heaven, is superior over all and that the promise of resurrection is still there and accessible to them as per their own scripture.
>but if that's true then why did the mushroom war happen numb nuts
well simple: I, a schi/x/o occultist can tell you, that secret magic societies took over the world and had planned for depopulation for a long time, even cementing it into a new (false) commandmant into some through a place known as the Georgia Guidestones. all they need to do is wait for The Word of God to appear on that world and then that worlds prophesied events would occur and the resurrection would happen.
but as a schizo occultist I also find that in this multiverse they have to go to the Shermy and Beth era where a new figure, the king of Aaa (the brother continent to Ooo in the card wars episode where Jake's kid) is necessary to do something or another to the enchiridion in order to bridge the gap between worlds and all that survive the last collapse of Ooo, Aaa, and Eee may meet in Gods good grace.
apparently 99% of djinn on Ooo know frickall nothing about this prophesy because a certain pink sexy tyrant decided to burn a ton of books in Ooo when a certain Butler decided to make a pact with Satan and the fricking demon decided to drive him into a delusion that as long as anyone knew the name of God he would surely die.
hence why people in this djinn universe know the word "God" on Aaa and Eee, but Ooo can only reference the four bound angels of the Euphrates, renamed Gob-Grob-Grub-Glob or whatever the frick.
I'll spill more about the multiverse dream I continue to have about this place after doing esoteric/enlightened stuff brought to me by God, if ya want.
i would greed the shit out of the whole thing
sex with simon
patchwork princess
So is Finn legitimately strong or are humans just superhuman compared to everyone else?
teach the candy people how to make gunpowder and crude firearms, then tell them embellished stories of revolutions and wars
once the seed is planted, the tree of freedom will need some watering
Kidnap princess bubblegum, ice king style
Go to the new human colonies
Genocide
Go back to sleep to wake up in the park
Literally just frick all the princesses like Finn should have
Every baby that is born is mine and I create a super empire and unite all the lands in a new era of prosperity
While I get special treatment I will go out and travel the land learning magic and getting more battle ready for personal fulfillment
Ooo is pretty chaotic and lethal, the best you can hope for is to find a place to live while accumulating powerful magic artifacts / advanced tech to protect yourself with because a perfectly normal human being has no chance to live trough whats thrown at Finn on a daily basis.
Knowing what we know about this setting, what would some of the most OP shit we could easily get our hands on?
candy kingdom is the least place you'd want to go to
Rape princess bubblegum her banana guards can’t do shit
I move in with ice king obviously, I don't know how bullshit ice works in Oop but there is no hypothermia, I just have to pretend not to notice when he kidnaps someone
You ever think about how Adventure Time is just Avatar but for autisitc homies
No, because that's a moronic comparison
>Cinemaphileizen unbound from a 50+ hour work week and set loose in a wacky post apocalyptic fantasy world
I'd rejoice at having all the time in the world again and just become a wandering adventurer helping people in exchange for food/shelter/gear. If I make it to wizard city I'd try my hand at magic and seduce whatever weird fricked up monster girl I hit it off with. Honestly I wouldn't even bother seeking out the main cast. I'd be fine just chilling in the background. I'd avoid the Candy Kingdom though. I don't have a sweet tooth and PB's a b***h.
All sapient non-humans get an incendiary grenade bouquet.
Continue purge until Ooo is clear of all competitors and threats, then link up with the human islands.
Make my own kingdom, it seems like something pretty much any moron could do in Ooo.
That looks like some shit id make in Worldbox. Is there a reason it looks so moronic? Women writers?
probably because it looks funny.
>What is the first thing you do?
Canyon. Or Susan, if she's still moronic.
Go to Lumpy Space and impregnate LSP.