>you wake up to this

>you wake up to this
How do you react?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grab hugh laurie and never let go

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10cc diazepam, stat!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    piss on evrybody

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally popped into my head the moment i saw this thread.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demand to be moved to a different hospital so they dont give me a hundred million dollar tastes and destroy me financially

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of House's patients were treated for free, the hospital funded his department to farm unique cases to publish in medical journals and increase the prestige/renown of the hospital.

      95+% of House patients had an extremely positive outcome.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smile for I am now part of kino.

        That's not quite right. In the episode with the open relationship couple their lack of health insurance is a plot point and that's just off the top of my head.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          House will sometimes order full body scans just to frick with hospital finances but I really don't remember any time where his patients were forced to pay. Maybe I'm just moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            House definitely doesn't give a shit about the finances of the hospital or the patients for that matter but patients definitely pay for it/the health insurance does at least some of them do. What you said about Cuddy wanting him in the hospital for other reasons not related to finances is correct though, the dude is a net loss to the hospital.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guy whose severed thumb was stitched back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        House will sometimes order full body scans just to frick with hospital finances but I really don't remember any time where his patients were forced to pay. Maybe I'm just moronic.

        Holy frick, imagine living in a country where you get charged $10,000 every time you need to go to the hospital. Lol.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What country are you from?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >na: pay 10k for a non life threatening injury, stuck paying 100k for the rest of your life if it was life threatening
          >eu: costs pennies, but due to this fact theres a multiple years long waiting list to get seen by a doctor
          >canada: have a nice day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doctor chastises me for waiting so long to see him because i could have died
            >half that time i waited in the emergency waiting room which ran slow as frick thanks to the hordes of brownoids treating "emergency" as "i don't want to set up an appointment or schedule anything, i wanna see a doctor now"
            >don't get in until the 5th time i throw up in the adjoining bathroom and i ask if anyone is going to come sanitize the toilet in case i'm contagious with something
            i am beginning to see why this country adopted suicide as a form of treatment

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Costs pennies
            >You have to wait years
            Nah, Burger - it's free and you can make an appointment the same day.

            Continue seething, coping etc. and prepare to die at 37

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao. Imagine actually trying to defend bongistan's failed healthcare system.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I would like for Cameron and Cuddy to give me some tastes but you do you.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    manlets be like

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab cameron, right on her privates while smiling and winking at house and asking chase if he wants to sniff my finger

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suggest they test my heart rate by showing me Cameron's booba

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want cuddy to spit on me

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I yell Black person as loud as I can.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >POV: You're Warwick Davis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On stilts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With a telescope

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 pain. Give me the Dilaudid, baby. Miss me with that 0.02mL bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop being addicted to drugs
      our lead doctor may also be addicted to drugs but drug addiction is bad 🙁
      we don't like drug addiction 🙁

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys smoke weed?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally, I'm a woman

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy
    Milkies
    STAT

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want a black guy operating on me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this vexes me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a black man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He needs more mice bites!!!!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kick the black one from the team.
    Keep Dr. Cameron to comfort me.
    Ask Dr. Cuddy to make sure Dr. Chase and Dr. House are doing their jobs.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH EGADS! A-a-a Black person ! And two israelites, and a woman doctor?!
    >lock eyes with white male house
    >OH MY SCIENCE, SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN FROM THESE ODIOUS TRAPPINGS OF MODERNITY! END IT NOW!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd tell Wilson to get screened for a thymoma.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell them if they break into my house and steal my things I'm pressing charges

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tell everyone Chase killed a man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >man
      He only killed a Black.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was Dibala secretly based like Gaddafi?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was a jedi, once

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shove my face into camerons crotch

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMMEDIATELY lie about the medicine/drugs I've been taking for no real reason, in a life or death scenario

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start babbling the most random words and thoughts I can come up with to help Greg with his case solving epiphany.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >House stops for a minute, then quickly hobbles out of the room
      >Cameron: What did you figure out?
      >House: Nothing I just wanted to get away from that guy as quickly as possible.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaslight house into thinking its lupus so that he cannot correctly ascertain what i really have so i can be one of the uncommon deaths

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that one season with all the new candidates
    >that one old guy who never went to medical school but outclassed nearly everyone around him
    >only reason he wasn't hired is that he was too much like house
    so instead we got...
    >taub
    what gives?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have kept Janitor on, a subplot where House is the only one who knows he isn't a doctor and keeps covering for him would have been fun. Taub was so boring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      taub was cool, the im so hecking depressed and smart guy was terrible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        taub was literally just israeli and a cheater. I don't remember a single time he ever contributed to the plot beyond being a fricking loser.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He and 13 solved the hoarder case via phone when House was trying to hire them back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he and 13
            You mean 13.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              13 never did a single worthwhile thing the entire show except being eye candy for aliens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      needed the token israelite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      House says it himself, he doesn't need a person to tell him what he already knows, he needs underlings who can actually perform medical procedures that the old guy can't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, the old guy says it. House just says that he was about to say the same.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no thirteen
    I get back to sleep

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd demand that the Black leave after first searching for and finding confiscated my concealed carry piece

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I accept any torture they want to subject me to as any midge should

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you react

    I would listen and that’s what no one did

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it Lupus?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go full Tyson on House and blame it as a side effect of the anesthesia so I don't get charged.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >where is that hottie 13????

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lock eyes with the israelite woman and start jerking off furiously.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh my god, is that Hugh Laurie?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lisa Cuddy, M.D., is a fictional character on the Fox medical drama House. She is portrayed by Lisa Edelstein.
    >Cuddy's job title in House is Dean of Medicine and Hospital Administrator. She is israeli, and has a mother and one sister; her father is dead. She began dreaming of becoming a doctor when she was 12, graduated from medical school at age 25 as second best in her class, and became the first female and second youngest Dean of Medicine at the age of 32 (she was actually 29 but she added three years to her age in order to seem more mature to the Selection Committee).

    >Lisa Edelstein was born in Boston, Massachusetts, to Bonnie and Alvin Edelstein, the youngest of three children in a israeli family.
    >At 16, Edelstein was a cheerleader for the New Jersey Generals. Edelstein participated in a protest against poor working conditions. She said she felt they were treated "like hookers" and helped organize a cheerleader walkout.
    >While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene (known there only as "Lisa E”) with “celebutant" James St. James, who briefly refers to Edelstein in his 1999 book Disco Bloodbath. She caused enough of a stir in the community to be dubbed New York City’s “Queen of the Night” by Maureen Dowd in The New York Times in 1986 in a feature article entitled “Lisa In Wonderland."

    tldr Both the character and actress are israeli. The actress spent her entire irl youth as an Ecstacy-peddling clubscene bawd who objects to being rightfully treated as the prostitute she was. To compensate for this, she plays a character with the same first name who instead spent her entire youth being a genius doctor-girlboss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares, autist? kwab

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh, the juden is upset at being found out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, you have brown eyes. Stop pretending you wouldn't be the one out of the two of us in the gas chamber.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look how the hooknose recoils! Doesn't feel good that you can never blend in, does it?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't even bother denying it
              You might as well be black, kid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >OY VEY MY TECHNICALITIES!
                ahaha just like the israelite he is
                look at him flail and seethe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zero punctuation of capitalization
                At least you're embracing your melanin level now, subhuman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't even bother denying it
            You might as well be black, kid.

            >zero punctuation of capitalization
            At least you're embracing your melanin level now, subhuman.

            These posts read precisely like a israelite wrote them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              or a serial attention seeker that's good at aping their style.
              either way they should not be replied to or given credence

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's very easy indeed to spot the israelite

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              look how he recoils, "ive been found out!"

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd be scared but reassured, i'd have to undergo an insane amount of painful tests and near-death experiences BUT i know that i'd live, because house always wins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be under a lot of pressure, because you have to come up with something philosophically profound and thematically significant to say to make House briefly question his personal life while he experiments on you with painful medical treatments.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just finished the episode where chase kisses the cancer girl what were they thinking !!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She asked for it, ergo Chase is not a pedophile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also kills a Black headhoncho and cúcks God Himself by fricking a nun. He is our based guy

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you are the occasional house poster I thank you. Recently started watching it and think it's kino. Houses's boss is also ridiculously hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the ride because the ending is trash and the team fricking sucks after season 3. Olivia Wilde crashed the show with no survivors starting by forcing that milf hottie to leave.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know Olivia Wilde was involved but yeah that woman is not someone I'd want anywhere near my kino. The milf hottie is in it till season 7 at least though?

        >Costs pennies
        >You have to wait years
        Nah, Burger - it's free and you can make an appointment the same day.

        Continue seething, coping etc. and prepare to die at 37

        As a fellow bong we shouldn't be ripping on the burgers for anything at this point. At one time we could feint cultural and societal superiority over the Americans but that time is gone.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The great thing about House is that it's really easy to know precisely when to stop watching.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately cum just from looking that post-wall israeliteess god damn I am so fricking horny

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its funny because the overall quality of the doctors working with house went lower as seasons go, you never gonna top chase and foreman in intelligence and overall knowledge.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting my eye examined
    >getting my ear examined
    >getting fibrillated
    all at once?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope i dont mildly disagree politically with the australian so i dont get murdered

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