All of House's patients were treated for free, the hospital funded his department to farm unique cases to publish in medical journals and increase the prestige/renown of the hospital.
95+% of House patients had an extremely positive outcome.
That's not quite right. In the episode with the open relationship couple their lack of health insurance is a plot point and that's just off the top of my head.
House will sometimes order full body scans just to frick with hospital finances but I really don't remember any time where his patients were forced to pay. Maybe I'm just moronic.
House definitely doesn't give a shit about the finances of the hospital or the patients for that matter but patients definitely pay for it/the health insurance does at least some of them do. What you said about Cuddy wanting him in the hospital for other reasons not related to finances is correct though, the dude is a net loss to the hospital.
House will sometimes order full body scans just to frick with hospital finances but I really don't remember any time where his patients were forced to pay. Maybe I'm just moronic.
Holy frick, imagine living in a country where you get charged $10,000 every time you need to go to the hospital. Lol.
>na: pay 10k for a non life threatening injury, stuck paying 100k for the rest of your life if it was life threatening >eu: costs pennies, but due to this fact theres a multiple years long waiting list to get seen by a doctor >canada: have a nice day
>doctor chastises me for waiting so long to see him because i could have died >half that time i waited in the emergency waiting room which ran slow as frick thanks to the hordes of brownoids treating "emergency" as "i don't want to set up an appointment or schedule anything, i wanna see a doctor now" >don't get in until the 5th time i throw up in the adjoining bathroom and i ask if anyone is going to come sanitize the toilet in case i'm contagious with something
i am beginning to see why this country adopted suicide as a form of treatment
>OH EGADS! A-a-a Black person ! And two israelites, and a woman doctor?! >lock eyes with white male house >OH MY SCIENCE, SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN FROM THESE ODIOUS TRAPPINGS OF MODERNITY! END IT NOW!
>House stops for a minute, then quickly hobbles out of the room >Cameron: What did you figure out? >House: Nothing I just wanted to get away from that guy as quickly as possible.
>that one season with all the new candidates >that one old guy who never went to medical school but outclassed nearly everyone around him >only reason he wasn't hired is that he was too much like house
so instead we got... >taub
what gives?
They should have kept Janitor on, a subplot where House is the only one who knows he isn't a doctor and keeps covering for him would have been fun. Taub was so boring.
House says it himself, he doesn't need a person to tell him what he already knows, he needs underlings who can actually perform medical procedures that the old guy can't
>Lisa Cuddy, M.D., is a fictional character on the Fox medical drama House. She is portrayed by Lisa Edelstein. >Cuddy's job title in House is Dean of Medicine and Hospital Administrator. She is israeli, and has a mother and one sister; her father is dead. She began dreaming of becoming a doctor when she was 12, graduated from medical school at age 25 as second best in her class, and became the first female and second youngest Dean of Medicine at the age of 32 (she was actually 29 but she added three years to her age in order to seem more mature to the Selection Committee).
>Lisa Edelstein was born in Boston, Massachusetts, to Bonnie and Alvin Edelstein, the youngest of three children in a israeli family. >At 16, Edelstein was a cheerleader for the New Jersey Generals. Edelstein participated in a protest against poor working conditions. She said she felt they were treated "like hookers" and helped organize a cheerleader walkout. >While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene (known there only as "Lisa E”) with “celebutant" James St. James, who briefly refers to Edelstein in his 1999 book Disco Bloodbath. She caused enough of a stir in the community to be dubbed New York City’s “Queen of the Night” by Maureen Dowd in The New York Times in 1986 in a feature article entitled “Lisa In Wonderland."
tldr Both the character and actress are israeli. The actress spent her entire irl youth as an Ecstacy-peddling clubscene bawd who objects to being rightfully treated as the prostitute she was. To compensate for this, she plays a character with the same first name who instead spent her entire youth being a genius doctor-girlboss.
i'd be scared but reassured, i'd have to undergo an insane amount of painful tests and near-death experiences BUT i know that i'd live, because house always wins
You'd be under a lot of pressure, because you have to come up with something philosophically profound and thematically significant to say to make House briefly question his personal life while he experiments on you with painful medical treatments.
Enjoy the ride because the ending is trash and the team fricking sucks after season 3. Olivia Wilde crashed the show with no survivors starting by forcing that milf hottie to leave.
I didn't even know Olivia Wilde was involved but yeah that woman is not someone I'd want anywhere near my kino. The milf hottie is in it till season 7 at least though?
>Costs pennies >You have to wait years
Nah, Burger - it's free and you can make an appointment the same day.
Continue seething, coping etc. and prepare to die at 37
As a fellow bong we shouldn't be ripping on the burgers for anything at this point. At one time we could feint cultural and societal superiority over the Americans but that time is gone.
its funny because the overall quality of the doctors working with house went lower as seasons go, you never gonna top chase and foreman in intelligence and overall knowledge.
I grab hugh laurie and never let go
>10cc diazepam, stat!
piss on evrybody
literally popped into my head the moment i saw this thread.
demand to be moved to a different hospital so they dont give me a hundred million dollar tastes and destroy me financially
All of House's patients were treated for free, the hospital funded his department to farm unique cases to publish in medical journals and increase the prestige/renown of the hospital.
95+% of House patients had an extremely positive outcome.
Smile for I am now part of kino.
That's not quite right. In the episode with the open relationship couple their lack of health insurance is a plot point and that's just off the top of my head.
House will sometimes order full body scans just to frick with hospital finances but I really don't remember any time where his patients were forced to pay. Maybe I'm just moronic.
House definitely doesn't give a shit about the finances of the hospital or the patients for that matter but patients definitely pay for it/the health insurance does at least some of them do. What you said about Cuddy wanting him in the hospital for other reasons not related to finances is correct though, the dude is a net loss to the hospital.
The guy whose severed thumb was stitched back
Holy frick, imagine living in a country where you get charged $10,000 every time you need to go to the hospital. Lol.
What country are you from?
>na: pay 10k for a non life threatening injury, stuck paying 100k for the rest of your life if it was life threatening
>eu: costs pennies, but due to this fact theres a multiple years long waiting list to get seen by a doctor
>canada: have a nice day
>doctor chastises me for waiting so long to see him because i could have died
>half that time i waited in the emergency waiting room which ran slow as frick thanks to the hordes of brownoids treating "emergency" as "i don't want to set up an appointment or schedule anything, i wanna see a doctor now"
>don't get in until the 5th time i throw up in the adjoining bathroom and i ask if anyone is going to come sanitize the toilet in case i'm contagious with something
i am beginning to see why this country adopted suicide as a form of treatment
>Costs pennies
>You have to wait years
Nah, Burger - it's free and you can make an appointment the same day.
Continue seething, coping etc. and prepare to die at 37
Lmao. Imagine actually trying to defend bongistan's failed healthcare system.
Personally I would like for Cameron and Cuddy to give me some tastes but you do you.
manlets be like
Grab cameron, right on her privates while smiling and winking at house and asking chase if he wants to sniff my finger
suggest they test my heart rate by showing me Cameron's booba
I want cuddy to spit on me
I yell Black person as loud as I can.
>POV: You're Warwick Davis
On stilts
With a telescope
10/10 pain. Give me the Dilaudid, baby. Miss me with that 0.02mL bullshit.
stop being addicted to drugs
our lead doctor may also be addicted to drugs but drug addiction is bad 🙁
we don't like drug addiction 🙁
you guys smoke weed?
>Finally, I'm a woman
Mommy
Milkies
STAT
I don't want a black guy operating on me.
this vexes me
You are a black man
He needs more mice bites!!!!
Kick the black one from the team.
Keep Dr. Cameron to comfort me.
Ask Dr. Cuddy to make sure Dr. Chase and Dr. House are doing their jobs.
>OH EGADS! A-a-a Black person ! And two israelites, and a woman doctor?!
>lock eyes with white male house
>OH MY SCIENCE, SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN FROM THESE ODIOUS TRAPPINGS OF MODERNITY! END IT NOW!
I'd tell Wilson to get screened for a thymoma.
tell them if they break into my house and steal my things I'm pressing charges
I tell everyone Chase killed a man
>man
He only killed a Black.
Was Dibala secretly based like Gaddafi?
he was a jedi, once
Shove my face into camerons crotch
IMMEDIATELY lie about the medicine/drugs I've been taking for no real reason, in a life or death scenario
Start babbling the most random words and thoughts I can come up with to help Greg with his case solving epiphany.
>House stops for a minute, then quickly hobbles out of the room
>Cameron: What did you figure out?
>House: Nothing I just wanted to get away from that guy as quickly as possible.
gaslight house into thinking its lupus so that he cannot correctly ascertain what i really have so i can be one of the uncommon deaths
>that one season with all the new candidates
>that one old guy who never went to medical school but outclassed nearly everyone around him
>only reason he wasn't hired is that he was too much like house
so instead we got...
>taub
what gives?
They should have kept Janitor on, a subplot where House is the only one who knows he isn't a doctor and keeps covering for him would have been fun. Taub was so boring.
taub was cool, the im so hecking depressed and smart guy was terrible
taub was literally just israeli and a cheater. I don't remember a single time he ever contributed to the plot beyond being a fricking loser.
He and 13 solved the hoarder case via phone when House was trying to hire them back.
>he and 13
You mean 13.
13 never did a single worthwhile thing the entire show except being eye candy for aliens.
needed the token israelite
House says it himself, he doesn't need a person to tell him what he already knows, he needs underlings who can actually perform medical procedures that the old guy can't
Actually, the old guy says it. House just says that he was about to say the same.
>no thirteen
I get back to sleep
I'd demand that the Black leave after first searching for and finding confiscated my concealed carry piece
I accept any torture they want to subject me to as any midge should
>How would you react
I would listen and that’s what no one did
Is it Lupus?
Go full Tyson on House and blame it as a side effect of the anesthesia so I don't get charged.
>where is that hottie 13????
Lock eyes with the israelite woman and start jerking off furiously.
>Oh my god, is that Hugh Laurie?
>Lisa Cuddy, M.D., is a fictional character on the Fox medical drama House. She is portrayed by Lisa Edelstein.
>Cuddy's job title in House is Dean of Medicine and Hospital Administrator. She is israeli, and has a mother and one sister; her father is dead. She began dreaming of becoming a doctor when she was 12, graduated from medical school at age 25 as second best in her class, and became the first female and second youngest Dean of Medicine at the age of 32 (she was actually 29 but she added three years to her age in order to seem more mature to the Selection Committee).
>Lisa Edelstein was born in Boston, Massachusetts, to Bonnie and Alvin Edelstein, the youngest of three children in a israeli family.
>At 16, Edelstein was a cheerleader for the New Jersey Generals. Edelstein participated in a protest against poor working conditions. She said she felt they were treated "like hookers" and helped organize a cheerleader walkout.
>While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene (known there only as "Lisa E”) with “celebutant" James St. James, who briefly refers to Edelstein in his 1999 book Disco Bloodbath. She caused enough of a stir in the community to be dubbed New York City’s “Queen of the Night” by Maureen Dowd in The New York Times in 1986 in a feature article entitled “Lisa In Wonderland."
tldr Both the character and actress are israeli. The actress spent her entire irl youth as an Ecstacy-peddling clubscene bawd who objects to being rightfully treated as the prostitute she was. To compensate for this, she plays a character with the same first name who instead spent her entire youth being a genius doctor-girlboss.
Who cares, autist? kwab
Uh oh, the juden is upset at being found out.
Bro, you have brown eyes. Stop pretending you wouldn't be the one out of the two of us in the gas chamber.
Look how the hooknose recoils! Doesn't feel good that you can never blend in, does it?
>doesn't even bother denying it
You might as well be black, kid.
>OY VEY MY TECHNICALITIES!
ahaha just like the israelite he is
look at him flail and seethe
>zero punctuation of capitalization
At least you're embracing your melanin level now, subhuman.
These posts read precisely like a israelite wrote them.
or a serial attention seeker that's good at aping their style.
either way they should not be replied to or given credence
It's very easy indeed to spot the israelite
look how he recoils, "ive been found out!"
i'd be scared but reassured, i'd have to undergo an insane amount of painful tests and near-death experiences BUT i know that i'd live, because house always wins
You'd be under a lot of pressure, because you have to come up with something philosophically profound and thematically significant to say to make House briefly question his personal life while he experiments on you with painful medical treatments.
just finished the episode where chase kisses the cancer girl what were they thinking !!!!
She asked for it, ergo Chase is not a pedophile
He also kills a Black headhoncho and cúcks God Himself by fricking a nun. He is our based guy
If you are the occasional house poster I thank you. Recently started watching it and think it's kino. Houses's boss is also ridiculously hot.
Enjoy the ride because the ending is trash and the team fricking sucks after season 3. Olivia Wilde crashed the show with no survivors starting by forcing that milf hottie to leave.
I didn't even know Olivia Wilde was involved but yeah that woman is not someone I'd want anywhere near my kino. The milf hottie is in it till season 7 at least though?
As a fellow bong we shouldn't be ripping on the burgers for anything at this point. At one time we could feint cultural and societal superiority over the Americans but that time is gone.
The great thing about House is that it's really easy to know precisely when to stop watching.
Immediately cum just from looking that post-wall israeliteess god damn I am so fricking horny
its funny because the overall quality of the doctors working with house went lower as seasons go, you never gonna top chase and foreman in intelligence and overall knowledge.
>getting my eye examined
>getting my ear examined
>getting fibrillated
all at once?
hope i dont mildly disagree politically with the australian so i dont get murdered