>you wake up with the appearance and powers of Superman

>you wake up with the appearance and powers of Superman
What now anon?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use my powers to cheat at local boggle tournaments

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better bring enough pencils. You don't want to be down to your last pencil in reserve.
      PENCIL

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Open a transpo business and become rich

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a taxi to little Kansas! I'll really be accepted! I'll learn the story of what it means to be white!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lois when Superman tells her that he can't just "make her into a black woman"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he have that machine?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For when he plays call of duty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna get there and you'll enjoy all the privileges of being white like swimming and drinking milk but then there will be a hip hop emergency where they'll need someone to freestyle to a funky beat and you won't be able to do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was the exact moment the silver age became the bronze age.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does the whole "glasses and slumped shoulders" thing work in this scenario?
    Because if it does then I would simply become Superman, cape and all. Though maybe I'd add gloves, unless I have super finger prints or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rape

      Find criminals and apprehend them of course!

      Save the world

      Genuine answers only

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Genuine answers only
        My genuine answer is to save the world.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. But for real now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Become as Superman.
            They will race behind me.
            They will stumble.
            They will fall.
            But in time, they will join me in the Sun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you bother with a secret identity?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because who would want to be Superman ALL the time?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    live out all those zany stories i guess
    but especially the porno issue

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find criminals and apprehend them of course!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not Superman that’s superbro

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go reenact Red Son/Injustice because frick yall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this homie wanna put everything in a bottle
      lmao loser

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape Lex Luthor and give Metropolis the justice it deserve.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Save the world

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately take over the world and rule with an iron fist.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Punch something really fricking hard.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these threads always about Superman? He has the most boring powers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better than "muh mind control" which is thousands times more boring.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'd rather be a mind controller, immortal, energy manipulator or something like that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mind control is the most boring superpower only uncreative idiots want, which is why morons on this board keep dicksucking it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's just the easiest power to use for rape.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why not wish for something like reality manipulation, so you can have b***hes getting wet for you on their own free will? Sounds like something that would save everyone involved a lot of bother.
              You could also get a lot more creative with changing reality around you to your whims.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want them to have free will. I want the fantasy of knowing that had they any say in the matter they would resist me and yet be powerless to do so.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Normally I would say touch grass, but you would probably rape the nearest woman around.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >reality manipulation
                a blanket ability that should be banned because it ruins creativity and tension

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's good for visual storytelling, especially when it comes to horror. With a little creativity on the user's part, such surreal hellscapes could be made.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heat vision around the middle east to separate it from the rest of the world then lift it up and throw it into the sun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just take all its oil. With that gone people will give as much a shit over the region as they do Sudan or Columbia.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare mars and Venus for human colonization

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prepare Uranus for human colonization

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sit in my room all day reading comics and playing video games.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dress up as Goku, wig and all to confuse the masses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku
      >canonically 5'9, 175lbs
      >Superman
      >canonically 6'4, 250lbs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Superman is 6'1" - 6'3" depending on the writer. There's no official height.

        But height isn't a superpower anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          6'1 - 6'3 would still be noticeably bigger than Goku.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Superman would have at least a 50 inch chest this diagram is ridiculous.
          >swimmer type build
          Absolute keks. Lifelong competitive bodybuilder is his build.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >chest 38-40
          >waist 32-34
          >swimmer physique

          This has to be a joke. Have any of these geeks ever looked at what Superman fricking looks like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People would expect you to do the Kamehameha into space or go Super Saiyan. Superman doesn't have moves like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd just call my laser beams kamehameha and my freeze breath spirit bomb.

        Sun-Dipped would be super saiyan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Goku is average height? wtf but he looks so big...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Goku is average height? wtf but he looks so big...

      >Goku is average height
      Goku is actually a bit taller than average.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit how come the vast majority of humanity. are turbo manlets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Asia

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will publically murder the leaders of the USA, China, Russia, Iran, Israel etc and tell their successors to stop being homosexuals or I'm coming back. I also take out the CIA, FSB, etc. Then I will use my FTL speed and my super senses to dismantle the deep state. Then I dunno. Stop crimes and frick b***hes, I guess.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast with my father

    Oh no!

    Curse you didio

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy the middle east and retire

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go into space and discover the mysteries of the cosmos

    then find whatever type of kryptonite makes you female again and use that. pink?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure pink just makes you extremely horny

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drop an asteroid on London.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fly out into space, grab the biggest asteroid I can find and hurl it towards Earth. After that, I'd travel through the cosmos, doing whatever I please.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask Livewire out

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hope no one tries to push me around.

    If we're talking full comic power Supes I explore the universe.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Live a normal life until all of my loved ones have passed, so nobody can use them against me. Then I'd do the job.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm finna get rich.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna say find a good woman to wife, but will leave this universe. Go beyond it. Sadly I am too bitter of a soul to remain here.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would save the world and also use that krypton tech to make a robo wife

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Murder everyone that ever crossed me. Rape their women and children. Burn the world down and rebuild it to my liking.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Figure out how to explain why I got real life whitewashed.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start by stopping petty crimes and making people's lives easier
    Then move onto more serious evils. Drug traficking, murder, pedophilia, that sort of thing.
    After that, get messy. Tackle world wide issues like pollution, corruption, mass poverty, etc
    By this time, the corpos, the ultra rich, the top of the top will have realized that I will come after then next. But it will be too late. I am at their doors. There's nothing they can do about it. Sure, it makes me a despot but history will forgive me.
    Then once this world's most pressing problems are over, I'll frick off to space and survey the known universe. Hopefully there's sexy alien b***hes out there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of those problems can be solved by punching things really hard. And the fact that you think they can speaks volumes of your immaturity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could laser lobotomy all the pedos.

        You do know Superman can do more than punch, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the end. Violence is the ultimate authority.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to bed

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably take over the world

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find out if Supes really does cum like a shotgun.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    join the military and become american military superman

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Become some high labor worker that pays very good. Im basically inmortal so this shit aint nothing to me man. Also help some coworkers on the way cuz why not.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do what superman does but dressed like a clown

    I will heal the clown's reputation

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Throw all nuclear warheads into the sun.
    Throw Putin in the air and say "I'm not killing you, it's the gravity being a b***h about it".
    Evacuate Israel by force.
    Sink most of the worlds industrial scale net fishing boats.
    Clear up ghost nets from the oceans globally.
    Use said nets to throw as much as possible of the plastic vortex clusters into the sun along with any properly burnt out uranium.
    Destroy all national illegal drug transports.
    Punch national mosques into oblivion when unoccupied.
    Violently brutalize a certain politician into smithereens.
    Offer my services to forcibly deport any criminals judged to be as such.
    Get willing astronauts to the Moon and Mars safely.
    Spend most of my life using super strength and speed to generate massive amounts of free energy for everyone until it's no longer needed.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy Israel, New York, India, and California.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try to explain to my family why I look different.

    Then.

    Travel across the globe easily and eat food.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Injustice.
    I'm just NOT him, so I'm not going to pretend that I am.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    explore space

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How long can you breathe, exactly?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably go off into space and train in an asteroid belt or something for a few months. Simply getting Superman's powers doesn't mean I'd also get the fine control over them that he spent most of his formative years attaining. I wouldn't want to accidentally hurt someone by touching them at what I think is a normal amount, but is actually enough to crumple them like tissue paper.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch the chick next door pee with my x-ray vision as I say "niceee"
    eliminate my enemies
    eradicate the homeless by making them aliveless
    Sneak into the local burgers store and eat 10 burgers at light speed and leave without paying
    have a montage goofying around with my new powers around the city (I got the power as background music)
    find the cure for cancer and water energy based cars since the glowies won't be able to kill me
    use my superior physical strength and my influence for finding the cure for cancer and water based energy cars to become the local president
    get a cute dark goth gf

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a Superman costume, cut out a flap in the back and sew a P over the S. I'd fly all over the world eating food and taking shits at superhuman speeds, covering cities in runny shit like a Hindu festival just hit the town. After that, I'd reveal myself as the world's first superpowered human, Pooperman.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Help people

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get sued into oblivion by Warner Brothers Discovery when they argue legally they own me and I keep trying to prove I have legally differing powers.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are highlights on black hair always painted blue? makes it look like an oil slick. real black hair doesn't look like that.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape Lois Lane to death and marry wonder woman

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no one rules the world alone, though I dont need to rule it to make it better, just need to change the way people who do act. The worst of their issues come from the rulers of the world being separated from reality, not realising the primordial truth of the world and the inherant limits of mortal men(me included). I will be forcing alot of world leaders, influential people, and bureaucrats to fight to the death, along with the occasional rando online who talks big game. I figure a few of the worst being ripped asunder painfully will give everyone the right idea.
    dont go for a top down approach, kill the people doing so and allow a bottom up approach.

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