>you wake up
>you're in a New York cafe
>on a tv you see Robert Downy Jr. saying that he's Iron Man in front of the press
>after a period of time you realize that you have been PORTAL FANTASY'D (not isekai'd, that's a weeb term for losers) into the MCU right at the end of Iron Man
What do you do?
Do you try to change the future?
Do you try to get superpowers?
How do you get a job, shelter and identification in this new life?
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I would move to the smallest town I could find in the midwest since New York gets invaded by aliens or blown up every week, and possibly study to be an injury lawyer specializing in superhero-related accidents
I feel like the real money would be in insurance appraisal and law
I'd tell Loki everything that happens in Avengers 1 so he can win and ask in return he mind controls Black Widow to have sex with me
I'd find and murder Kate Bishop, Monica Rambeau's daughter, She hulk pre transition, the little sandsucker ms.marvel, black falcons sister he can't get 2 nickels for while wearing a billion dollar suit of high tech battle armor. Id kill em all to stop this homosexualy ass MCU cringe we have been getting since infinity war.
you sound like a fricked up moron
I’d find this anon, kill him, take his trips, and wait until Kate Bishop was of marrying age.
Why not murder Monica Rambo? Two birds, one infinity stone
The fact that you know who any of those people are is a sign that you should have a nice day
I register goop.com so he has to buy it off me for a jillion dollars
> Find you keep quipping, especially just after a really sad moment in your life.
I get a gig as a Hammer security guard, training every day to block a hurricanrana so that when Black Widow shows up I can knock her out and do the thing that makes me feel like god
>and do the thing that makes me feel like god
It's rape isn't it
It's Cinemaphile, what do you think
Move the FRICK out of New York, for one. I ain't dyin' to some God damn ayys.
I put out a message on the internet saying hey Ultron what's up I know who you are how you're made - and get this - how you're defeated
when he wakes up he will scan the internet, find my message, and track me down
after that who knows haha
This, make posts on /b/ back in 2008 calling ALL of it up to the point Ultron starts fighting the avengers. let it be known in the post I know he'll read it and I know what happens until 2050 and play it smooth until now and probably be killed after but for however many years I'll be a fricking viceroy
Imagine posting the Google Ultron stories before he wakes up and then making sure he reads them. There’d be so much confusion lmao
Kill myself immediately
you wake up back in the cafe
now what?
So it's like that. Okay, i live the rest of my life panhandling and sleeping in dumpsters until I'm murdered or die of disease or starvation or exposure or some catastrophic superhero related incident. Never once looking at a tv or asking anybody about what's going on.
you can do that now though
This life is actually worth living. I won't participate in the moronic fever dream of capeshit fantasists.
Play the stock market based on my knowledge of international catastrophes, get rich enough to do a hostile takeover of Stark Industries.
I'd wait for Captain America to run out into Times Square after he got unfrozen and kick him right in the nuts
Wait at the shwarma place with a suicide vest and then take everyone after they save the world from the ayys while yelling "ALLAH AKBAR" to reset the clock as much as I can
I'd go find Aunt May
I'd find Bruce and tell him his cousin is a bawd
i share a board with this many people who know the plots to marvel movies
>t. phoneposting homosexual
This homie still using vcrs and cassette players
>t. phoneposting zoomer homosexual
Why didn't they reverse Tony's death with the time stone? Why didn't Natasha come back to life after the Soul stone was returned? Why didn't Steve use the Time stone to reverse Natasha's death? How do you even return the Soul stone?
Anyway, I'd move to Westview.
Oh, and why did Strange only view 14,000,000 timelines? I just don't buy it, Feige.
He stopped when he viewed one where they won.
...but why? There could have been a million where they win, but better. Where's the timeline where Thor goes for the head? Surely it exists.
He wanted to pick one where Iron Man dies and can't be brought back, so it was good fortune he found one first. Didn't want people complaining why he didn't put them on the timeline where the good guys all live.
But he picked one where Iron Man can be brought back. The Time stone is sitting right there, still in the iron gauntlet or whatever. Just shove Gwyneth Paltrow out of the way and reverse time.
I tell him to not make Ultron
I tell him to send me back I guess. Marvel just seems far too dangerous a world to live in
NO MORE DEAD COPS!
I'd get the time stone so I could go back in time and stop Hitler
>Stop him from applying to art school
>Sorry for bringing up Hitler.
>ALL THE STONES ARE HERE
From attacking the Soviet Union in winter, right?
I would become The Punisher
Just wait for Elon Musk to announce on live TV that he is the Ghost of Kiev
try to contact Thanos and red pill him about being racially specific about his snap and tell him how to defeat the ~~*Avengers*~~
I don't know anything about what happens in these movies because I'm not an underage redditor.
I survive long enough till thanos comes around and tell him he’s a fricking idiot because he can just double or quadruple the resources in the universe rather than kill half of it off like a moron
>Thanos kills 7/8ths of the universe to quadruple the resources available
Nice job