you walk into a room and see your best friend slaughtered on the floor. you follow a trail of blood into the shower and see this.
How do you open?
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you walk into a room and see your best friend slaughtered on the floor.
sexo, sexo, sexo
sex, sex, sex
get pregnant, get pregnant, get pregnant
Sucking and fricking
Formerly feeding and seeding
Chuck those gummy bears, throw their pH off
anal on left, deep throatpie on mid and right
aids vector detected
Imagine seeing three young, healthy, fertile women and your brain not even registering putting your dick in pussy. What a crippled soul.
Listen here you boring homosexual, if I wanted to raise some moronic kids I wouldn't have dumped your mother. All I want to get is at least one of those bloody(heh) prostitutes' sphincters tightly wrapped around my glorious 5 inch pecker and then blow a few creamy ropes in the other one's windpipe. Several times in a single day
You will NEVER be Dennis hopper from Blue Velvet
the hell I wont be, they'll see
>How do you open?
with my glock
>you follow a trail of blood into the shower and see this.
>How do you open?
hey three hot b***hes! stop stealing my moves!
Slicked back hair, greasy face, hoop earrings. I miss when women didn’t all look like coal burners.
>slicked back hair, greasy face
dude it's called being wet in the shower you fricking moron LMAO, do you not see that the water is on?
Too late he's already thinking about black dick
Immediately close and barricade bathroom door.
Call police.
Wait in my car for the police to arrive.
I don't have a best friend or any friends that aren't online so this wouldn't happen to me.
i would stammer out an apology and then close the door, then stand in the corridor cursing myself for having been so awkward
well they're clearly on their period so no thanks
for me, I'd do a 360 and gtfo of there asap.
>for me, I'd do a 360 and gtfo of there asap
What if the door locked behind you?
The only way to escape is to seduce these sirens of the shower. Knock them unconscious with BWC and steal the key to get out!
"Greetings from Kazakhstan!", and then smash their heads together.
LP LP -> LK HP
is that Brie?
The left one looks like her, except for the breasts.
but Brie has nice breasts
If I'm already seeing this is because I already opened the bathroom.
stab all of them violently and repeatedly with my penis
>How do you open?
I don't. I close the door and walk away.
I wouldn't open anything. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>listening to women
2 > 3 > 1
why is Cinemaphile so miserable now? why did the fun police ruin everything?
I would use them for sex.
Those are men ain't it?
left kinda looks like serena
I scream in fear and then get stabbed to death by three beautiful women.
The one on the left: her breasts are so low on her torso wtf
I can fix that.
saggers can be kino on a small frame
Not even the saggy; they start at the bottom of her sternum
its a good build. I kinda like it.
imagine slapping one of them so hard it leaves a big handprint on her tit haha
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God imagine getting tied up and sexually taunted and then chopped up into little pieces by a cute girl that must suck so bad lol
Throw out the one in the middle with weird deep-set eyes (troon sign) and sexo the other two
I don't have any friends let alone a best friend unless you mean they killed my cat? I think I'd murder all three for doing that.
roundhouse kick on the tall one uppercut the next in line and headbutt the last one
call the police
I choose death by snu snu.
Sorry, I have to
i shoot all 3 so they never get the satisfaction of the pozzed cucked justice system letting them out after 10 years for "good behavior" and the legions of beta simp drones who would lust over their mugshots
Vampires