>You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy

>You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Duality of man

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hits pipe

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he wants to get married to a noblewoman and retire as a wealthy lord, but he keeps finding himself being dragged into dangerous missions and wild prostitutes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this an actual line from the show holy frick Americans are moronic

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sex

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's saying that he lacks proper companionship in his life. He has a fur baby sized hole that can only be filled by a sweet female dog and a street hardened alley cat. With this he will be complete.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the duality of man is that he wants a woman who is a monogamous, caring and doting mother and also an absolute bawd in bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that’s someone’s daughter and one day yours

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we live in a society

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Essentially you want a woman you can respect but also degrade and obviously you can't have both

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what is this about degrading women. i don't understand. i absolutely want to marry a trad wife and wolf her in half and take her to pound town. but i don't want to degrade her. i just want a lot of hot sex and a meal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fold her*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hot sex is inherently degrading for the woman

          >he wants a woman who is a monogamous, caring and doting mother and also an absolute bawd in bed
          Ok? Did you mean being good in bed? Because being good in bed doesn't make one a bawd, so...
          [...]
          >Essentially you want a woman you can respect but also degrade
          Uhh ok? Most men aren't looking to "degrade" their partners though? Not sure if your disturbing desires apply to everyone.
          [...]
          > i absolutely want to marry a trad wife and wolf her in half and take her to pound town. but i don't want to degrade her. i just want a lot of hot sex and a meal.
          So a sex slave that cooks for you then? And you think women want to be your sex slave why...?

          Read above

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Hot sex is inherently degrading for the woman
            i think my definition of hot sex differs from yours or from a hypothetical woman that wants to be slapped or choked.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ever bent a woman over?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Uhh ok? Most men aren't looking to "degrade" their partners though? Not sure if your disturbing desires apply to everyone.
            Lmao look at this naive child

            Yeah seems like you watch too much porn maybe...? Seriously doubt you have real experience.

            if i wanted a sex slave i'd go kidnap a woman and put her in a basement moron
            in fact i don't do this because i need her to enjoy and want sex as much as me

            Ok so you want a slave that's happy about being a slave then. That's still a slave?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I've been having regular sex since I was 13

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                with men

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was my blood-pressure medication. I could probably get a note from my doctor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You gotta wait fa'dat

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Degradation is an incredibly common fetish for both men and women. Anything from ass smacking to hair pulling to dirty talk to facials comes under degradation. If you don't realise this you are genuinely the most clueless fricking moron here. Unironically have sex.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Degradation is an incredibly common fetish for both men and women
                So it's a fetish then?
                > Anything from ass smacking to hair pulling to dirty talk to facials comes under degradation.
                Uhh no, lmao. Are you serious? Facials maybe but the rest of it is just normal sex.

                I've been having regular sex since I was 13

                So then are you just like this other anon who thinks normal sex is degrading for some reason? In that case I understand why you were confused.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am the other anon. Hot sex is degrading. "Normal" sex, as in making love for the purpose of procreation, is not degrading for either party

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you need a wife and a mistress. One to raise the kids and one to bukakke.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh rose, thou art sick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants a woman who is a monogamous, caring and doting mother and also an absolute bawd in bed
      Ok? Did you mean being good in bed? Because being good in bed doesn't make one a bawd, so...

      Yeah. Essentially you want a woman you can respect but also degrade and obviously you can't have both

      >Essentially you want a woman you can respect but also degrade
      Uhh ok? Most men aren't looking to "degrade" their partners though? Not sure if your disturbing desires apply to everyone.

      what is this about degrading women. i don't understand. i absolutely want to marry a trad wife and wolf her in half and take her to pound town. but i don't want to degrade her. i just want a lot of hot sex and a meal.

      > i absolutely want to marry a trad wife and wolf her in half and take her to pound town. but i don't want to degrade her. i just want a lot of hot sex and a meal.
      So a sex slave that cooks for you then? And you think women want to be your sex slave why...?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if i wanted a sex slave i'd go kidnap a woman and put her in a basement moron
        in fact i don't do this because i need her to enjoy and want sex as much as me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Uhh ok? Most men aren't looking to "degrade" their partners though? Not sure if your disturbing desires apply to everyone.
        Lmao look at this naive child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can have both. You can very easily have both, I don't understand this false dichotomy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aka herpes

        >also an absolute bawd in bed
        what's this meme about women being good at sex? 90% of men could bust a nut in 5 minutes with any pillow sally

        These women exist. In healthy relationships. The "trad wives" you guys fantasize about but never talk to are loyal and loving while also knowing how to frick. It's not mutually exclusive.

        She is right because for a woman to be good at sex she has to have sex with A LOT of guys. The difference between a woman who has pleased one man and many is absolutely mind blowing. Sure she can cater to you exclusively but that is where the creativity ends and why so many people cheat (among other things of course.)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >also an absolute bawd in bed
      what's this meme about women being good at sex? 90% of men could bust a nut in 5 minutes with any pillow sally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trying do that for 6 months, never mind 30 years. I had to straight up tell my girlfriend I had no interest in having sex with her because it had become a chore for me and wasn't fun anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These women exist. In healthy relationships. The "trad wives" you guys fantasize about but never talk to are loyal and loving while also knowing how to frick. It's not mutually exclusive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't the problem. The problem is men's inability to remove the dichotomy of the madonna-prostitute complex. They don't want to treat their wife like a prostitute and they don't want to make a prostitute their wife. It's a common problem for men who have sexual fantasies they don't want to act out on their wife so they have a side girl to use for that sort of thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they don't want to make a prostitute their wife
          >want to
          You CAN’T turn a ho into a housewife. Hoes don’t act right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hear you. That's the fault of weak men, then. A respectable wife in public can still be a good frick bawd in bed. Women like it, men like it, it's just hard for people to convey their wants.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not everyone is talented at sex, not everyone has the inclination to put in the effort to be better at sex. Not everyone's sexual chemistry is a perfect match either

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I agree, but sex is something that can be improved upon and which changes from couple to couple. The problem isn't the sex. It's the culture vilifying sex and which conflates a woman's sexual ecstasy with being a prostitute. More people should be comfortable discussing their likes and dislikes in an open forum so that it isn't taboo to admit you want to cum on a girl's face or, being a girl, that you want your face cummed on, or to be slapped, choked, fricked in the ass, etc. Sex in all its varieties is pleasurable. A "hoe" is just a person with trashy character. Intelligent, principled and respectable women like to be roughed up in bed. Timid, wimpy dudes want to he rough. But there's too much public mockery of normal, biologically satisfying drives.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can't criticize this shaming of female sexuality and also talk about a woman being "good frick bawd in bed". Get your shit together otherwise you're just another example of the complex.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I can. Degradation as a sex kink is fine if both parties agree to it. It happens in real life and exists in healthy relationships. I'm saying the issue is people who are too afraid to discuss exploring these waters with their partners due to internalized criticism stemming from the critical culture. It's also completely sensible to end a relationship if something as pivotal as sex isn't being satisfied. That's why people date before marriage. You need to see how compatible you are on multiple fronts, and sex is one of the most important.

                Yeah but the problem comes when things don't work out in that relationship she now has to find a new man. Is her new man going to accept that she's had her butthole stretched out and been slapped and abused etc, voluntarily? I couldn't love a woman knowing that

                >Is her new man going to accept her past sex life?
                That's up to him. The idea that a woman should withhold sexual satisfaction in a present relationship for the benefit of a hypothetical future husband is ludicrous. If the guy doesn't want a woman with past experimental partners, that's well within his right. But if she decides she doesn't want him because he's sexually inexperienced and demands to know about her personal private history, that's her right as well. I thought the conversation was about men struggling to reconcile the prostitute/Madonna dichotomy so I'm assuming this conversation from the perspective of an already ongoing relationship with sexual tension already present between two people who aren't expressing themselves. Potential relationships are something else altogether, in my opinion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but the problem comes when things don't work out in that relationship she now has to find a new man. Is her new man going to accept that she's had her butthole stretched out and been slapped and abused etc, voluntarily? I couldn't love a woman knowing that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fecemists fail to the madonna/prostitute complex again: episode 556

      That isn't the problem. The problem is men's inability to remove the dichotomy of the madonna-prostitute complex. They don't want to treat their wife like a prostitute and they don't want to make a prostitute their wife. It's a common problem for men who have sexual fantasies they don't want to act out on their wife so they have a side girl to use for that sort of thing.

      at least this guy understands the basics

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What fricking terrible dialogue.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you want a gf but you need a big sister gf
    Ummm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick was Bran's problem?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His legs. He was a cripple.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aka herpes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    abused women believe sex is degrading
    the west is a culture of generational abuse
    therefore, sex becomes a power struggle and the only pleasure comes from submission
    we are almost several hundred years balls deep in ritualized abuse, no one even considers the female orgasm possible without a dom/sub interplay. a blinding dichotomy reduced to and breeding through thought memes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like my middle aged english prof who is single and lives in apartment with the stench of cat piss and a room dedicated to dildos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like me ten years ago

        embrace the stench, hygeine is a lie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience the female orgasm in only achievable during loving/romantic sex. Women cumming from some guy just railing her hard isn't realistic imo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This guy has actually had sex.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was about to say the complete opposite. I’ve fricked literally hundreds of women and most of them like being pounded very hard and/or quick. I don’t find it very pleasurable as a guy but that’s how you generally get them to cum.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You mean that's what you do till they give up cumming and fake it so they can leave? If you think your anywhere near good enough to make every woman you've been with cum, you're delusional mate

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When did I say that? Some girls struggle to cum after I eat them out for almost and hour whilst some can manage it in like 2 minutes. No guy can make any and every girl cum on a whim. I don’t know who you think you are replying to but I’d suggest learning how to read before attempting to reply on here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              your imaginary gf must be so frustrated she never gets fricked like woman by you, i guaranteed shes embarrassed by your slow romantic cuck shit and whats to be fricked for real.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >making a bawd your gf
                She asks for the romantic nights btw plenty of impressionable young lads read these threads. There's a reason you've never had a girlfriend pal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There’s two different dudes in this chat that have regular casual sex I’m the non relationship guy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And she asked to be fricked like a toy some nights, you slow cucks were the ones who started saying that's the only way to make woman cum. If you've never imaginary raped your gf shes getting it somewhere else anon, you're cuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the only way woman can come is through fast repetitive motion. She literally can’t get off from slow sex as it doesn’t stimulate and you aren’t smashing your pelvis against her clit.

        Also oral stimulation and straight going for it with your hands is the way to get woman off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I can just tell this is an autist regurgitating this textbook-tier advice. Mood and rhythm is what make a woman cum, not bearing down all your weight on her just because you saw it in the pornos

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pornography, and especially easy access to pornography, has fricked up an entire generation’s perceptions of sex.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I haven’t really been in an extended relationship but porno doesn’t get it that off. Pretty much the only difference is the use of condoms, the fact that you can actually get soft during sex (even inside her) and woman aren’t that explorative in positions and they aren’t even possible due to average dick size.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >only difference
                How about the complete lack of foreplay, conversation or intimacy of any kind? Porn is nothing like real sex, even drunken nameless hook ups get more human connection than these pornstars

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mainly talking about the fricking. Foreplay is of course implied being making out, petting, and oral. All of which are in porn btw.

                It’s also important or note I have never hs sex with someone I had an emotional attachment too I am not sure if that is foreign to people on here.

                >I don’t know what I’m talking about, but here’s what I think about it

                Convinced you are a virgin. Or some pansexual guy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                M8 you admitted you’ve never been in an extended relationship, making your opinions on human sexual relationships worthless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >never had sex with an emotional attachment
                Stop fricking posting you literal robot

                Bro it really isn’t that deep.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You might be lacking in empathy mate in all seriousness. Relationships maybe aren't for you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s moreso I don’t want to marry a prostitute but I am a prostitute (male) myself. You also realize how often people have sex and it’s disgusting realizing that you will likely marry someone who has a 20+ body count.

                It’s a double standard, of course I can actively choose my “virgin bride” so to speak but I can no longer vibe with that type of person and honestly feel like they should be with someone who isn’t so promiscuous per say?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >never had sex with an emotional attachment
                Stop fricking posting you literal robot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t know what I’m talking about, but here’s what I think about it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro bearing all your weight lmao, no your pelvis grinding into her vegana in missionary. Girls mostly get off when they are grinding you on top which I forgot to mention if they are inside and if you noticed they tend to speed up like us when they are trying to come.

            Mood and rhythm lol. This is true but not the primary component this is just apart of having sex.

            People pretty much have sex in three positions as well missionary, doggy, and “cowgirl” her being on top. The only thing porno gets wrong is the ridiculous amounts of positions because their ducks are 3 inches longer than yours and they are monsters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for proving me right

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope I have had many flings and have sex with numerous woman and they can’t all collectively fake getting off in the same way. It’s also complex and women don’t have all the same goals for the encounter, sometimes it’s just one thing and sometimes it’s another.

                It doesn’t all involve her wanting to get off every time or you getting her off every time. It varies by encounter and personality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they can’t all collectively fake getting off in the same way
                Nobody, and I mean nobody mate, has a success rate of 100% of making women cum. Your ego is about to get a serious reality check pal I hope you can take it on-board
                >never had an extended relationship
                Your robotic attitude about sex might have something to do with it
                >different goals
                Women always want to cum they just don't care as much if they don't. They would always like to

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea I was mainly talking about the “successes” lol. I cannot tell when a woman is faking and do not care.

                I don’t want an extended relationship. I have a double standards.

                I’ve had encounters where they just expect sex to happen out of obligation, they just want to blow me, or they don’t know what to expect because they are a “virgin” or inexperienced.

                It varies by encounter. I also understand the dynamic dramatically changes with someone you actually care about.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In psychoanalytic literature, a Madonna–prostitute complex, also called a Madonna–mistress complex, is the inability to maintain sexual arousal within a committed, loving relationship.[1] First identified by Sigmund Freud, under the rubric of psychic impotence,[2] this psychological complex is said to develop in men who see women as either saintly Madonnas or debased prostitutes. Men with this complex desire a sexual partner who has been degraded (the prostitute) while they cannot desire the respected partner (the Madonna).[3] Freud wrote: "Where such men love they have no desire and where they desire they cannot love."[4] Clinical psychologist Uwe Hartmann, writing in 2009, stated that the complex "is still highly prevalent in today's patients".[3]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93prostitute_complex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Freud
      didn't read

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't the problem. The problem is men's inability to remove the dichotomy of the madonna-prostitute complex. They don't want to treat their wife like a prostitute and they don't want to make a prostitute their wife. It's a common problem for men who have sexual fantasies they don't want to act out on their wife so they have a side girl to use for that sort of thing.

      Yeah it's this.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come he never got his disney adult hambeast wife?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots life. By extension, the pussy is bad because it also creates life by accepting the penis as it shoots life into the womb. It’s a subtle Zardoz reference.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best breasts that have ever appeared on a screen.
    Change my mind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even remotely close.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. no argument

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That chick from Rome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there are different types of "perfect" breasts. you can have two wildly different pairs and they could both be perfect. hers are definitely a perfect pair.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >virgins LARP as experts on sex, the female orgasm and other topics they have no experience whatsoever in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be embarrassed mate you can ask a question too

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did her dad ever recover from the embarrassment?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine you get used to your daughter letting you down
      *hits pipe*

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm just disappointed that girls willing to inflict moderate to severe pain during sexy time generally have some weirdo humiliation or degradation trip to it. i'm not fricked in the head, just got a couple wires crossed upstairs and i don't mind bleeding a bit. what's up with that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You want someone to tolerate your kink but you can't tolerate theirs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s actually very common with men. There are a decent amount of men who want blowjobs but will never eat out a pussy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Were they Italians or Black folk?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Aren’t those technically the same?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't eat a girl out because the remnants of her last sexual encounter can stay in her vegana for over 24 hours. You know a dick is clean by just looking at it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But if it's only you she has been fricking..

            Then what? You won't do it because you fear getting 'dick remnants' from a pussy only you get to plow?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >trusting a woman
              Thought we'd established this wasn't my first rodeo?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im talking hypothetical here.
                Like, you live on an isolated place with only you to frick.
                If that were the case would you do it?
                Or would you still fear your own dick cheese on her vag?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah obviously I'd do it then, it's not my dick cheese I'm afraid of its some other guys load I don't want to taste

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But if it's only you she has been fricking..

            Then what? You won't do it because you fear getting 'dick remnants' from a pussy only you get to plow?

            Yeah I have tasted dick by proxy. I guess the lesson to be learned is even though you get to have sex with tons of women there are definitive downsides.

            Not sure if stds are a mostly a myth either, but I’m not taking my chances.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't really see it that way, it isn't as if i can't get it up unless the girls chomping on my neck, i just like it. alright i'll come clean i just really miss this one vicious Hispanic gf i had but she wasn't a le epic scene stoner blahblah i wanted at the time so i bailed, then she got knocked up before i came to my senses. i shouldn't have even posted what was i thinking

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Classic

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can I have the good pussy instead

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cringe moment

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