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>Me everytime i get a new job
What can i say i'm a naturally born neet
>Bob help, I've swallowed poison and its about to reach my stomach
Maybe you shouldn't have played that Battle of Wits, then.
You can never outsmart a Cicilian!
>We're supposed to help people!
>We're supposed to help ~~*OUR*~~ people!
>mugger looks like he's raping the victim
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>can you explain this gap in your resume?
>he says, as I apply for a cleaning position
These people get high off their ability to deny a livelihood, they’re subhuman
what's to stop someone from just filling any gaps with a fake job and saying "oh it was a cash-in-hand type thing while i looked for work"?
Nothing. You should be doing that
There’s no point in telling the truth on a resume.
If you're looking for other shit jobs then yeah. But that's not a good answer for the sough after white collar jobs..
what is a good answer? i feel like "health issues" makes you seem like a liability, "traveling/leasure" makes you sound like a lazy hippy, and "job hunting" makes you sound unemployable
Sabbatical, traveling for personal growth, felt like a good opportunity, etc..
A gap in your resume is always gonna be tough to smooth over.
What if the gap is 8 years
Tell them your mom died in a car accident
I would honestly consider telling them you won a small lottery prize (make the number work for your area) and spent the time living it up but now youve spent it all and need money again.
This will just make them jealous and seethe and refuse to hire you for that reason alone.
They will already be jealous and seethe at the person who didnt work the last 8 years. Lottery is at least a cool story that is easy to bullshit about.
Put down Uber or doordash. Or say you were parenting if you have kids. The point is to LIE. You have to LOOK like a good candidate. Doesn’t matter if you actually are.
Depending on your profession, just say you were self-employed but it didn't work out.
Say you were in a coma, what are they gonna do? Frisk you for medical records?
I just came off a 6-month bout of unemployment due to my wanting to take a break.
I just told the guy my mother was sick and I was taking care of her.
Wasnt an unplausible situation, but they bought it and asked nothing more.
They actually ask about a 6 month gap? I thought the resume gap question was to filter out people who don't wanna say they were in prison for 3 years, why's it anyone's business why you weren't working for a handful of months?
Any job gap looks bad. The only corporate acceptable reason to leave a job is because you already had another lined up. Job gap = struggled to get another job after getting fired from first one.
>5 year gap
Because it shows you are moronic. If you had any sense you would have something meaningful happening during that time. If you are doing nothing that means you dont need the money which means you can dip no problem.
>I was conducting research into certain occult rituals in some of the wildest, deepest, and least explored forest belts in Maine.
>Refuse to elaborate further.
>can you explain this gap in your resume?
No, I signed an NDA.
It''s illegal to lie about an NDA in a job interview
No it's not. Stop making things up for (You)s.
What if they directly ask if I signed any NDAs? Damned if I do or don’t, society
Blatantly false. Worst they can do is not hire you. It could be fraud if it causes some sort of damage to the company but that’s extremely unlikely.
>being a super hero becomes illegal
>being a super villain is just as illegal except you can get ruch doing it
>good guy super heroes don't stop you because they refuse to break the law
This is what happens when you put libtards in charge
>get scolded by your boss
>look out the window like a bored teenager
>try to change the subject to some woman getting mugged outside
>boss isn't falling for your shit
>even if you called the police they wouldn't be there for several minutes at the earliest
>boss doesn't know you have superpowers so why would he let you run outside to take on some armed men
>get angry out of your over inflated justice complex
>almost kill your boss in a fit of rage
Bob is incredibly lucky he got off with only being fired. He would be in prison if he didn't have the glowies covering for him. And honestly they would throw him in a super prison if they knew how often he was breaking the law.