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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool so I can leave with my boat and my men?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANJIN!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give the Anjin some more pussy, stop this talk of boats

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally gave him absolutely nothing that he actually wanted, and probably never will.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys were in the Anjin's position, would you stay in Japan, or try to go back to England? Keep in mind you have a wife and kid back home. Personally I'd easily stay in Japan - you're basically a rich powerful lord and right hand man to the future Shogun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd give up and stay there. He clearly didn't have much affection for his wife, most sailors don't. You marry who will obligate themselves to you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would stay too. a cozy house in a small village, some land of his own, two b***hes, a salary and a high ranking position frickin why not.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean his imagining of his future was him miserable in a bed with 2 kids espousing things he didn't believe in anymore. He was just a man without a country at that point. He was truly multicultural, he'd seen too much to ever go back.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >imagining

            That was the future, he got back to England and became a Tory MP

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can't be, he tossed her Rosary.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you can’t buy a similar rosary

                Yeah they are all way too unique and distinct for that

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's silly anon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              title of the episode was dream of a dream, it wasnt real.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the British government wouldn't have wanted him to come back, he was in the absolute best position possible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would do everything in my power to get out
      Japan's a shithole, full of Godless savages

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. korean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Die in battle somewhere. In the land of death, a noble end will not be hard to find.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you guys were in the Anjin's position
      routine handholding with fujiko
      first thing and last thing in the morning
      non negotiable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would seppuku after Mariko died. No point in going on without her

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But he can't have Fuji so none of it mattered.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a pet, not a noble and everyone except him knows it.
    The Anjin could jump from a cliff but he bought into that 'honor and service above all' shit so he won't.
    He'll die of old age in that jail of an island, without realizing he was a prisoner at all.
    It actually takes a lot of balls to kill oneself in such brutal fashion, so the Anjin is not entirely in the wrong for not jumping from a cliff.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    had anyone made one of these edits with anjin and toranaga-sama?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no but i would like to conribute one

      >virgin anjin
      >"please... let me back onto my boat so i can kill some godless portugese pigs"

      >chad torunaga
      >"haha silly anjin, go frick fuji some more and then come back when you want to train some more cannon regiments. also here's 10 fiefs because you really thought i was going to kill earlier haha"

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anjin was an entirely pointless character in this show. Even toranaga admitted he only kept him around because he's funny.
    >muh BWC
    Mariko is not hot enough for that excuse to matter. And kiku is a prostitute. If he fricked fuji instead this show would be 10 times better actually.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Even toranaga admitted he only kept him around because he's funny.
      >he took toranaga's words at face value
      Did you learn nothing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he lie about that to a man that's about to die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, you don't actually think John fricked a prostitute, do you?

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