>You will go to the Dagobah system. >There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.

>You will go to the Dagobah system.
>There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.

Why not introduce him to ghost Qui-Gon, the Jedi Master who instructed him?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Georgey boy didn't think of him yet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only jedi masters can communicate with force ghosts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then how was Luke communicating with Obiwan
      If Anakin was a master in the prequels why did he never confer with Qui gon or any other notable jedi ghost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If Anakin was a master in the prequels why did he never confer with Qui gon or any other notable jedi ghost
        According to Yoda in the prequels it's QiGon who discovered the force ghost thing, and for all we know he only told the secret to Yoda.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He then told Obi Wan

          So did Luke in ESB.
          It was only after Luke completed his training during the time jump between ESB and RotJ that Luke could beat Vader.
          Besides, Vader was emotionally compromised, fighting Luke. Something he wasn't fighting everyone else.
          I wouldn't be surprised if in Disney canon, Luke gets trained by all the surviving Jedi during that time jump, also.

          Wouldn’t be surprised

          >The Joker Jedis meet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >We live in a Galaxy!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Guy kills a bunch of Tusken Raiders, and no one bats an eye. Kill younglings and everyone loses their minds!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Qui-Gon was always kind of prick, he didn't want to share eternity with randos, only his homies. He knew that his homosexual padawan would spill though, so he waited until Obi-Wan exiled himself to the middle of bumfrick nowheristan.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke, use The Force and run. Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S NOT THE WEST SIDE OR THE EAST SIDE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NO ITS NOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoda taught him a few things too, plus Qui Gon is dead

      IT'S NOT THE WEST SIDE OR THE EAST SIDE

      NO ITS NOT

      LUKE USE THE FORCE CONDOMS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WE GOT DEATH STAR

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>You will go to the Dagobah system.
    >>With your sister. Yes...Leia, Luke!
    she will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who kind of instructed me.
    >>Leia is the key to all of this Luke.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Yoda was alive, moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference between Life and Force Ghosting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Could you learn the intricacies of playing a sport at a pro-level over Skype?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, I'm not an athlete. Very different contexts anyway. Sports are specifically physical, whereas The Force is meant to be more about knowledge and the mind to potentially be used to affect the physical.
          I mean Yoda doesn't jerk off Luke to teach him how to lift a rock, he just talks to him. Why can't he talk to him over his phone?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at that Qui-Gon. It's clear the only thing he cares about now is securing enough beer for the prime time game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference between Life and Force Ghosting?

      Yoda could use the Force as a ghost, but he wasn't dead enough for Ghost Yoda to teach that technique to Ghost Qui-Gon.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars lore was made up movie by movie, people b***h about the sequel trilogy for that but it's a long standing tradition and that's was the minor of its problem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, when Yoda says "No, there is another", we didn't know about Leia yet. He was referring to Ahsoka.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Qui-Gon didn't exist yet. In fact, he didn't exist until later drafts of TPM. Obi-Wan was supposed to be alone and in his 40's in TPM. But obi was such a boring character, that Lucas had to split him in two and give him a master.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Two boring characters are better than one!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now obi wan is boring and a whiny c**t at that!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke...
    >you're a failure Luke...
    >Take your sister to dagobah, Luke...
    >Leia, she's the true hero of this story, Luke...
    >One day, you're going to be a bitter old man drinking blue titty milk, Luke....
    >It's your sister who becomes the hope of the galaxy, fighting your nefew, Luke...
    >You're sole purpose is to help the strong females realise how pathetic you are, Luke...
    >Yoda will only mock you if you try to train with him, Luke....
    >I trained your sister 10 years before you, Luke...
    >You were just a scared, useless child, Luke...
    >She was a strong young lady who was a prodigy with everything from statehood to technology, Luke...
    >We made her a princess and made you a dirt farmer, Luke...
    >You are nothing, you mean nothing, your story amounts to nothing, Luke...
    >You're not even the only Jedi, Luke...
    >There's like.... what? 5 other Surviving Jedi in the galaxy, Luke...
    >I could replace you with Ahsoka, Ezra, Kal Kestis, Quinlan, Reva at the drop of a hat, Luke...
    >Any one of these characters could annihilate you in single combat, Luke...
    >You are the dumbest, most stupidest out of them, Luke....
    >and you're a good friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ahsoka, Ezra, Kal Kestis, Quinlan, Reva

      Literally have all gotten bodied by Vader at one point or another save for maybe Quinlan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but what if they coordinated their attack?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So did Luke in ESB.
        It was only after Luke completed his training during the time jump between ESB and RotJ that Luke could beat Vader.
        Besides, Vader was emotionally compromised, fighting Luke. Something he wasn't fighting everyone else.
        I wouldn't be surprised if in Disney canon, Luke gets trained by all the surviving Jedi during that time jump, also.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Vader's eternal weakness as a Sith wasn't his compromised body. Even as a corpse in a tin can, he was more than a match for most Jedi.
          His weakness was his attachment. He never truly let go of that, or at least he didn't manage to do it with Luke. When Vader fights someone like Luke or Ahsoka, he's really fighting himself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yep.
            The only reason Luke beat Vader was because Luke's mere existence made Vader fight himself.
            Even Ahsoka had this effect on Vader, but it wasn't enough for him to falter.
            Luke made Vader fight Padme internally. That broke him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You sure about that? I mean, the guy never showed any emotional weakness in regards to family. He was willing to corrupt Leia. Never questioned The Emperor. Vader doesn't really lose until Luke offers himself as a sacrifice in exchange for Vader's life. Doesn't really have anything to do with their genetic relationship.
              tl;dr If Vader was as emotionally fragile as is claimed, why is it never shown onscreen? Pretty sure this

              Star wars lore was made up movie by movie, people b***h about the sequel trilogy for that but it's a long standing tradition and that's was the minor of its problem.

              is the only proper answer to most of these films, particularly RotJ.
              George can claim what he wants about having drafts and story outlines for decades, the evidence (or lack of) is on the screen, or in this case absent from the screen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Disregarding the fact that he does that a lot of outside work, even if we go by the movies alone, it's clear that he's torn on the matter of his family. He practically begs Luke to join him in ESB because he doesn't want to destroy him. He knows it's not the Sith way, but he still refuses to kill his son.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                in outside work* (i'm talking about the expanded material)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Pretty sure this

                Star wars lore was made up movie by movie, people b***h about the sequel trilogy for that but it's a long standing tradition and that's was the minor of its problem.

                is the only proper answer
                well no shit.
                Ultimately, George is a moron who doesn't know shit about star wars.
                >Gungas
                That doesn't change how well the redemption of Vader meshes with the Tragedy of Anakin.
                When RotJ came out, Vader was Luke's father. This wasn't the case before ESB. Geroge just decided it'd be a good idea.
                When Luke redeemed Vader it was solely about their familial connection.
                >Vader won't kill his son
                After the prequels came and went, however, the redemption of Vader became more fleshed out.
                Now it was no longer just about Luke being Vader's son.
                Vader was obsessed with Padme from childhood to death.
                Padme was *the* thread that maintained Vader's attachment to Anakin.
                Luke redeemed Vader not only because he is his son, but because he is a direct connection to Padme.
                This is a perfect example of new narratives adding context and fleshing out older narratives.
                No shit George had no idea who Padme even was when he was drafting ANH. That doesn't take anything away from how well the different narratives meshed after the saga was done.
                This is a stark contrast to how Disney's narrative is actively undoing older narrative's and taking away from them by adding plot holes and stories that are so important that they would have been mentioned by older characters during the OT. Naturally, because these stories didn't exist during the OT, they weren't mentioned.
                The writers need to account for this. If the OT doesn't account for the stories they want to tell, then they should restrain themselves and not tell those stories because of the negative impact their new narrative would add to the older story.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also, Vader didn't know Leia was his daughter until he searched Luke's mind during their final duel.
                So your point about him not corrupting Leia is moot.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's my point yeah. Even Kenobi kind of acknowledged this with Sheev's little pep talk on Vader being too attached in the end.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The way you become a force ghost is simply by dying in front of Luke. This is why Obi Wan just threw his fight against Vader. Then he told Luke to go to Yoda since Yoda was old. Isn't it weird how Obi Wan and Yoda tell Luke that if he goes to Bespin he'll destroy everything his friends fought for? Yet this never happens! They're bullshitting him so Yoda can die in front of Luke and become a ghost. Then in Return of the Jedi, the Emperor just straight-up tells Luke to kill him so he can become a ghost too, but when he refuses he tries to kill him out of rage. Vader doesn't want to miss out on the chance to become a ghost, so he throws Emperor down the generator shaft and conveniently dies in front of Luke, becoming a ghost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain how qui-gon becomes a force ghost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He got gutted infront of Obi-Wan, so he becomes an Obi-Wan force ghost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was the Will of the Force

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Luke time travelled back and watched from the shadows as you will see in Star Wars: Trippin' Through Time only on Disney+

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      Yeah but what if they coordinated their attack?

      Well, you got me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is this nonsense why does it make sense

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Badass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a Dark Side of the Force?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why are there people who get run over by cars despite them being designed for transportation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the dark side is an accident?
        >Sorry for raping yer mum, Ani. It was an accident, honestly.
        >Yours truly, Sand People

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    deleted scene, George thought it would be too much

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just know the Jedi force ghosts are peeping on girls in the shower

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't Anakin's ghost in the ST? Where did he go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was hanging out with Ahsoka

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if Padme's looking down from heaven on those two banging in force ghost heaven and seething

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Padme was not force sensitive, so she just disappeared. Only Force people go into heaven.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's in non-jedi heaven watching them in jedi heaven

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That isn't true.
            Everyone is connected to the force.
            Jedi and Sith are just aware, or sensitive, of their connection to the force.
            Everyone returns to the force when they die.
            So even Padme would reside in the netherworld of the force after death.
            There's actually a really good plot device here that would have explained how Han could appear to Kylo, but they just sort of ham fisted him in there being a weird manipulation by Leia.
            That's not how it works. Luke should have escorted Han to the living world. That would have made sense.
            Until they explain how Anakin learned how to force ghost, the explanation of how he was able to appear to Luke at the end of RotJ is that he was escorted by Yoda and Obi Wan from the netherworld of the force.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >how Han could appear to Kylo
              wasn't it literally explained in the movie?
              it was just his memory
              Kylo basically forgave himself
              it wasn't actually Han

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was Leia that projected a memory of Han or something, idk. The sequels are trash and my knowledge of lore matches my interest in the material.
                Either way, it was fricking stupid and could have been done better. But like the money grubbing israelite hacks they are, yidsney ignored the established canon and mechanics set up by the previous films, books and media.
                It could have been a tender moment between Han, Luke and Leia bringing Ben back to the light. But it wasn't.

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