YOU WILL NEVER BE A DISNEY PRINCESS

YOU WILL NEVER BE A DISNEY PRINCESS

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's odd that Charlie ends up being one of the more Vivziepop characters because she doesn't constantly swear or try hard to be intimidating

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *more refreshing Vivziepop characters

      Frick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can we judge this show’s success?

        Yeah. Every other character just screams “try hard”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously the ONLY good character, (she created because even a broken clock can be right twice a day), and actually worth a damn precisely BECAUSE it's cliche Disney Princess shit.
      PROTIP: There's a reason cliches and old tropes are a thing, and random bullshit aren't, just like this:

      >certain shit resonates with human beings, always did, and always will
      Would-be artistes and Zoomie n00bs trying to be 'original', 'subvert muh expectations' or otherwise push their moronic agendas merely because 'it are different' can't change that fact, (as Disney is finding out).
      Doesn't mean you have to always follow the bouncing ball in a perfunctory way, can't push the boundaries, or even try different shit, but there's a big difference between that and not knowing what the frick you're doing. There's an old jungle saying, 'You need to learn the rules before you can break them'. This is becasue:

      1. Artists especially, need to know exactly HOW they are bending and breaking the rules.

      2. When n00bs try to be 'muh original' they tend to all do it in EXACTLY the same moronic way that nobody gives a frick about. Just go look at the oh-so-original 'art' produced on any college. Every year it's the same lame shit. Yeah, we have enough distorted human figures with a hole in them, very deep, thanks n00bs. This is also why all fanfic shit is the same.

      Which is where the term 'Mary Sue' comes from, it wasn't just about 'muh perfect stonk whammen', it was a parody written by a real (female) writer who noticed fan shit was all the same:
      >"Smith and Ferraro created the character to parody a recurring pattern found in author submissions to Menagerie, in which a young woman would arrive on the Starship Enterprise and quickly win over the established characters. While the Mary Sue character did not originally have a specific gender, these submitted stories tended to be written by women ... "

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone wants to be special without having to work for it. That and endless porn’s why we have trannies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best quote and advice I ever read as an artist was:
          >'Everything good is not necessarily original, and everything original is not necessarily good.'
          - Attributed to some long-dead homosexual who probably wasn't even the first to say it.

          Along similar lines, the worst thing that has happened to art in the CURRENT YEAR, (that comes prepackaged along with all the other moronic Commie shit), is the idea that because TECHNICALLY there are no 'rules' or 'wrong answers' in art, you have to regard every piece of moron-fingerpainted shit not only as legit 'art', but praise it as somehow being 'good' art.

          Ironic, when being a REAL artist means nights filled with dissatisfaction that the shit you're making doesn't live up to your OWN standards, and wastepaper baskets of screwed up shit you'd die before you let see the light of day. That's how you become an artist worth a damn in the first place. It's a feedback loop that starts with having the aesthetic sense to know what's good or bad, and uncompromisingly working to raise your skill level in the medium to meet that.

          The internet, Tumblr, DeviantArt, social media fake upvote dopamine, campus Communism promoting literal shit and talentless shitheads, has undermined upcoming artists in the worst possible way.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tldr

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          tldr it's better to be good than unusual.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not precisely, more the opposite. Being unusual/original in itself doesn't make it better/good, you've got to do better/gooder than just that, and that usually means being less 'original'/unusual, (just like Charlie here).

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can we talk about vaggie being an angel and how there’s going to be an obvious cliche falling out between her and Charlie and then they’ll get back together right at the end?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's first make a list of all the fan theories that are turning out to be true
      >Vaggie is a fallen Angel
      >Heavens(or at least the angels) want accept the idea of redemption
      >Heaven vs Hell war

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is going to be cliché about this cartoon

      >protags: we can achieve goal
      >antags: you can’t achieve goal
      >protags: we’re getting close
      >antags: they’re getting close, might as well do liar revealed
      >act 3 falling out
      >antags lose and the real heaven was the friends we made along the way

      Either that or it devolves into a gay romance focused show. Plenty of pop songs and low brow jokes. It’s going to make so much money and that’s how you know Satan rules this world.

  3. 5 months ago
    charlie morningstar

    yes i am!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE LOVE YOU, CHARLIE!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have no elegance. You have no benevolence. You are an evil entity twisted away from Heaven’s greatness. Even fallen angels who PASS still feel malevolent and abhorrent to the Sons of Man.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well after Disnet torched its brand this is probably a better princess fantasy

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a discount disney princess

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the state of modern Disney, she already is. She even has an angry pet lesbian

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be fun if it turned out they weren't in Heaven or Hell and everyone involved (including the pictured angels) were just sinners in different parts of purgatory. Why is it like that? Because humans sinners imagined it that way and it's a massive reflection of what we think hell should be. The angels are the richeous bastards in life and the sinners are the 'haha frick being good' types and it's all just a big ball of bullshit.
    Charlie actually being a low ranking angel and being the only one who knows this would be the cherry on top.
    But it won't happen.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would she want to be?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All girls want to be a Disney Princess, no matter what they tell you. That's how Disney got successful in the first place, making little girl's ginies tingle.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh, absolutely. Plenty of sound from the pilot cast to run it over the first episode with AI.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

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