>You will never be a real reindeer. You have no antlers, you have no hooves, you have no thick fur. You are a delusional dog twisted by tinsel and cardboard into a crude mockery of nature's perfection
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>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your owner is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors
🙁 But Olive is so determined to save Christmas.
>Elves are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed elves to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even dogs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an elf. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk elf home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected head wounds
Frick you, I believe in her
>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you're going to save Christmas, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight
Frick, I love this 50s retro art style so much. I wish I knew what it’s called so I could look for more of it.
>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your owner will find you, heartbroken but relieved that he no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. He’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth species, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a dog is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably canine
>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
Don’t care, Olive is a good reindeer
Imagine being Rudolph and having to service the other seven reindeer during rut season
Biologically speaking all of the reindeer are female as male reindeer lose their antlers during the winter
they are magic dip shit. now answer the anon on how the special reindeer takes all the dick from the others
Rudolph is a genetic freak, and a male. All the other reindeer are constantly draining him.
huh
All the reindeer are proud trans chud
I've seen this thread like 4 times today, what even is this
You will never be a real English speaker.
You will never be a native English speaker. You have no command of tenses, you have no spelling ability, you have no skills. You are a filthy foreigner twisted by a foul accent and lack of vocabulary into a crude mockery of the language's perfection.
All the “words” you know are translated loan-words or babby tier. Behind your back people mock you. Your “anglophone friends” laugh at your funny accent behind closed doors.
Native speakers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed EFLs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even learners who “become fluent” sound uncanny and strange to a native speaker. Your odd vocabulary choices are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a local partner, they'll joke about the way you talk with their friends before finding someone comprehensible.
You will never be proficient. You wrench out a robotic smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the frowns of people confused at what you're saying, ready to crush you under the weight of the 10s of thousands more words in their vocabulary.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll move out, leave English-speaking communities, ghost your EFL online friends, and book a ticket home. Your parents will find about you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable disappointment at how you reject their culture. They’ll bring you back home to your village, and every passerby in the town will know you tried to emigrate. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a photo in the family tree of some sweltering shithole.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
she's so fricking cute bros
I Fricking love this movie.
Same