You will never be a housewife. I quit my job and spent the last 3 months at home and this is what my wife does all day that is "so hard" yet I'm so happy to do >wake up 2 year old son after he sleeps in till 9 rather than waking up at 5:30 or 6 to go to work >give him milk (he's thirsty and easily drinks a glass with a straw) >feed him an egg or some oatmeal which takes under 5 minutes to make >go to the park and watch him play for an hour >come home and make lunch, for him it's usually a peanut butter sandwich and some fruit or a bowl of noodles and fruit >time for a nap (the actual hardest part) >he sleeps from 1-4 meaning that is all free time >wake up at 4 (she always tries to wake him later acting like she needs more free time) >take him to the local mall to play with other kids, or have him play at home while cooking dinner (she somehow could never cook dinner, yet I was able to the entire time while watching him at the same time) >eat dinner together >play toys, hide and seek, or go walk around outside till 8 >read books for 30 minutes >bath for the boy which consists of sitting in the bathroom while he plays for 20 minutes >final glass of milk >bed time, read stories for another 15-20 minutes and then he falls asleep by 9:30 >another 3 hours free time to get 8 solid hours of sleep
To sum up >6 hours free time, same as I got working >rather than work, I get to spend the entire day with my son >rather than being inside all day I get to spend time outside at the park running around with my son >if I ever feel like going on a day trip I can decide the night before to do it rather than having to beg the boss man for time off >lowest stress in my life since I was in pre school
You need to explain to her that this is what the israelites took from her gender
She gets this life regardless. Despite me making only modest income we live frugally which allows her to not work (which I insisted is better than a nanny, but she still has expressed she needs a nanny despite not working)
catholic whites had stronger ethnic bonds for way longer than anglo whites + italian immigrants were much more recent than the average irish person. Didn't you see the whole episode where she tries to play the stock market with her newfound WASP friends and then Tony realizes they're treating him like a joke at the golf course. It's basically like that, but that's allowed in polite society but you can't call a Black person a fricking Black person
Not for nutin and not that I don't appreciate david chase for making the series but how many times we gotta watch Tone cum? Madone, I feel like I've taken twenty cum shots already just from watching the fricking guy! Strong as a bull.
Carmella was moronic in that she had countless israeliteellery and expensive clothes her husband had gifted her over the years, brand new vehicles in the drive way for herself and her children and a very large house that doesn't require her to be employed beyond her own projects and she still b***hes at Tony about money. She kept herself in shape and was still hot and all that, but shit like that has to get grating after a while.
There are anons on this board right now who will tell you with a straight face that they didn't pull out a handkerchief and start comically wiping their brow while babbling like Porky Pig when they saw Carmela in this number.
Even in her youth she was like a 4/10, maybe a 5 just by virtue of not being fat. She was a good actress though and honestly she was Tone's looksmatch. T only started pulling prime couze when he became a mob boss which gives him real power of life and death, and made him a multi-millionaire. Only then was he able to bag girls like Irena and Gloria.
I think the editors or director just wanted to do some artsy shit with the transitions and didn't realize how awful it looked. They're probably still kicking themselves over this
why does america cause so much seethe? i'm from massachusetts outside boston and grew up with kids named Aidan O'Connor who have flaming red hair, freckles, and pale skin. pretty sure they came from somewhere and that place is Ireland
>being irish is the same thing as being ginger
Just fricking stop. You are a cartoon of Irishness. A grotesque caricature that thinks dying your beard green and drinking a single pint of Guinness a year makes you Irish.
>there's a whole relationship and everything.
you've clearly never been married, last thing every heterosexual male wants to do is spend time with his wife
Imagine if she had a special leg extension with a dildo for pegging haha that would be funny she could peg me and I'd yell "PEG LEG! PEG LEG!" while cumming haha lol
That’s just like, your opinion xir
Crystal cafe is but a few clicks away femanon
i just wanna make big fat sweaty goombas cum HARD
based
The little guys in Mario?
You will never be a housewife. I quit my job and spent the last 3 months at home and this is what my wife does all day that is "so hard" yet I'm so happy to do
>wake up 2 year old son after he sleeps in till 9 rather than waking up at 5:30 or 6 to go to work
>give him milk (he's thirsty and easily drinks a glass with a straw)
>feed him an egg or some oatmeal which takes under 5 minutes to make
>go to the park and watch him play for an hour
>come home and make lunch, for him it's usually a peanut butter sandwich and some fruit or a bowl of noodles and fruit
>time for a nap (the actual hardest part)
>he sleeps from 1-4 meaning that is all free time
>wake up at 4 (she always tries to wake him later acting like she needs more free time)
>take him to the local mall to play with other kids, or have him play at home while cooking dinner (she somehow could never cook dinner, yet I was able to the entire time while watching him at the same time)
>eat dinner together
>play toys, hide and seek, or go walk around outside till 8
>read books for 30 minutes
>bath for the boy which consists of sitting in the bathroom while he plays for 20 minutes
>final glass of milk
>bed time, read stories for another 15-20 minutes and then he falls asleep by 9:30
>another 3 hours free time to get 8 solid hours of sleep
To sum up
>6 hours free time, same as I got working
>rather than work, I get to spend the entire day with my son
>rather than being inside all day I get to spend time outside at the park running around with my son
>if I ever feel like going on a day trip I can decide the night before to do it rather than having to beg the boss man for time off
>lowest stress in my life since I was in pre school
You need to explain to her that this is what the israelites took from her gender
always with the scenarios
Ohhh pooor you!!
Unironically yes.
She gets this life regardless. Despite me making only modest income we live frugally which allows her to not work (which I insisted is better than a nanny, but she still has expressed she needs a nanny despite not working)
Women are frickin lazy.
>which I insisted is better than a nanny, but she still has expressed she needs a nanny despite not working)
sounds cute, good on u dad chad
I wished they did a storyline where the lonely and unsatisfied Italian housewives started lezzing out with eachother.
She's American.
Why do americans always try to fill their culture vacuum with the nationality of their great-great grandburger ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
catholic whites had stronger ethnic bonds for way longer than anglo whites + italian immigrants were much more recent than the average irish person. Didn't you see the whole episode where she tries to play the stock market with her newfound WASP friends and then Tony realizes they're treating him like a joke at the golf course. It's basically like that, but that's allowed in polite society but you can't call a Black person a fricking Black person
>catholic whites had stronger ethnic bonds
There is an entire slang term for middle class suburban Italian Americans called "wonder bread wops"
That just sound like the burgerland equivalent of the pajeet caste system
>great-great grandburger
Ironic coming from someone who thinks they have culture because of art created centuries ago
Not for nutin and not that I don't appreciate david chase for making the series but how many times we gotta watch Tone cum? Madone, I feel like I've taken twenty cum shots already just from watching the fricking guy! Strong as a bull.
There's supposed to be a scene in season 6 where Tony jerk offs in a public restroom but James Gandolfini refused to film it.
real lack of standards your generation
If I was Tony I would be fricking carmellas tight Italian milf poosi all day and night. Tony was an actual moron man he didn’t know how good he had it
she didn't have anything interesting to say
Did he even ever stop to listen? I suspect no one ever did
He already had Carmella and he also had other women
Carmella was moronic in that she had countless israeliteellery and expensive clothes her husband had gifted her over the years, brand new vehicles in the drive way for herself and her children and a very large house that doesn't require her to be employed beyond her own projects and she still b***hes at Tony about money. She kept herself in shape and was still hot and all that, but shit like that has to get grating after a while.
Look at what happened to Pussy's wife. She was smart to worry about money.
Edie was kinda hot
In my next life I will be.
>Italian
That b***h is American, you moron.
No she’s Italian
There are anons on this board right now who will tell you with a straight face that they didn't pull out a handkerchief and start comically wiping their brow while babbling like Porky Pig when they saw Carmela in this number.
She looks like a science teacher I used to know.
I wanted to frick her too.
Even in her youth she was like a 4/10, maybe a 5 just by virtue of not being fat. She was a good actress though and honestly she was Tone's looksmatch. T only started pulling prime couze when he became a mob boss which gives him real power of life and death, and made him a multi-millionaire. Only then was he able to bag girls like Irena and Gloria.
>horse face
>bangin body
I thought she was smoking hot but people do have different tastes ya know.
>Italian
What the frick was this scene? Why it has such a weird transition cut? Is this supposed to be some kind of inner joke that I didnt get?
>You spent HOW MUCH on transition effects???
>Well I don't care, you have to use them otherwise the producers will have my foreskin for breakfast.
I think the editors or director just wanted to do some artsy shit with the transitions and didn't realize how awful it looked. They're probably still kicking themselves over this
I am an Italian housewife so jokes on you now.
Neither will carm. She's a fricking american.
why does america cause so much seethe? i'm from massachusetts outside boston and grew up with kids named Aidan O'Connor who have flaming red hair, freckles, and pale skin. pretty sure they came from somewhere and that place is Ireland
>being irish is the same thing as being ginger
Just fricking stop. You are a cartoon of Irishness. A grotesque caricature that thinks dying your beard green and drinking a single pint of Guinness a year makes you Irish.
>italian wife
>not even real Italian but some half asian mutt
Genghis pls
all italians have brown nipples, which are gross, so no I would never marry one
I just wanna be married to one
you realise it's not just delicious food, right? there's a whole relationship and everything.
Yes, I've heard they can be a handful
>there's a whole relationship and everything.
you've clearly never been married, last thing every heterosexual male wants to do is spend time with his wife
Exactly! You got the great food, the hot sex, lotsa conversation....okay, so two outta three ain't bad, right?
mummy
thats Gina from Adam Carolla show, she's a israelite
Italian israelite
Many such cases
cuban israelite
looks like selena adams
how did Pussy have the hottest wife? Angie was so sexy in season 5 and 6
Pussy was a good earner, a good father, and a good gangster. Selling H was his only downfall. Also Salvatore is a suave as frick first name.
I can only hope it was some sort of weird twisted joke to put the smol hottie with that corpulant wienersucker
Brown people are obsessed with blondes, even fake blondes
my muttalian father married a germ irish woman
they still do russian mail order brides?
Imagine if she had a special leg extension with a dildo for pegging haha that would be funny she could peg me and I'd yell "PEG LEG! PEG LEG!" while cumming haha lol
>t.
is that geonosis in the background KEK
I fricking think that EVERY time I see that thumbnail
Well not with that attitude you won't
>>t.
>Vito
Lrn2sopranos. Vito liked wiener, pegging was Ralphie's thing.
4th season Ralphie, when he was experiencing mazohism
3th season Ralphie was a sadist
>mazohism
Maybe you need to pick up a dictionary. There's no stigmata these days.
I will never be a woman
>You ever think about that?
Yes, all the time
Chrissy didn't deserve her
Wasn't she a stripper? Those coke prostitutes are a dime a dozen around drug dealers
She was not. In this thread Adriana La Cerva is a hero.
She looks germanic tbqhwy
italians are wh_ACK
Jesus, I thought she was a Pakistani with that hairline.
if you dont like her you're an incel
Because I don't like women? with hairy foreheads?
>Because I don't like women?
Yes
No, because you don’t t like what I like and I have raging insecurities.
well obviously