Using the no killing people, or reviving the dead or wishing to fall in love rules what would you wish for. >I wish every minority was turned caucasian >I wish every trans person was transformed completely biologically into their preferred gender >I wish anthro women were real
>I wish every trans person was transformed completely biologically into their preferred gender
More like make it so that they always were their preferred gender, and that gender dysphoria never existed. >I wish every minority was turned caucasian >I wish anthro women were real
...You realize the first one will contradict the last one, right?
>wish for green apples specifically to be in endless supply >wish for humans to no longer produce waste >wish everyone was the same skin tone, just roll the dye, i don't care which one
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good >I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six-four Impala
ah frick it is 5, not 3, oh well
I wish for the ability to make fiction real. I give myself a pile of superpowers and make myself an infinity gauntlet. I need no further wishes. I guess I'll free the genie.
I wish the genie would experience time in slow motion so every ten thousand years is a single attosecond to him. I'd then wish for him to be a defenseless blob creature with hyper sensitive senses along with no mouth. I'd then wish for true immortality to always stay in my prime.
His doomed to outlive everyone he ever makes friends with.
wahaha
Someone post the Genie pic. Y'know, the one with the bath.
kek, but wouldn't have hurt for it to end with sound-hacked "never had a friend at aaaaalllllll"
Using the no killing people, or reviving the dead or wishing to fall in love rules what would you wish for.
>I wish every minority was turned caucasian
>I wish every trans person was transformed completely biologically into their preferred gender
>I wish anthro women were real
>Not stopping any wars or genocides, just indulging the racist dreams suppressed by leftie woke propaganda.
And I was afraid this board was changing.
Shut up, homosexual
I'd wish for 100 billion dollars.
I'd wish for the perfect wife.
I'd wish to be talented in all artistic fields.
I wish for everyone and everything to be me.
As in there is just one you, or as in there are multiple yous?
As in everyone and everything is me and there is no not-me to threaten me by existing ever again.
I'd wish for my head to be a giant pumpkin.
>I wish every trans person was transformed completely biologically into their preferred gender
More like make it so that they always were their preferred gender, and that gender dysphoria never existed.
>I wish every minority was turned caucasian
>I wish anthro women were real
...You realize the first one will contradict the last one, right?
Not if Anthro women were the majority, my fellow.
>wish for green apples specifically to be in endless supply
>wish for humans to no longer produce waste
>wish everyone was the same skin tone, just roll the dye, i don't care which one
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
>I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six-four Impala
ah frick it is 5, not 3, oh well
>Using the no killing people
I'm 100% committing genocide by making people infertile.
Don't care if it take a while.
I wish for the ability to make fiction real. I give myself a pile of superpowers and make myself an infinity gauntlet. I need no further wishes. I guess I'll free the genie.
>Cure all diseases, disabilities, and addictions forever.
>No more racism.
>No more Islam.
I wish the genie would experience time in slow motion so every ten thousand years is a single attosecond to him. I'd then wish for him to be a defenseless blob creature with hyper sensitive senses along with no mouth. I'd then wish for true immortality to always stay in my prime.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU WILL
NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
YOU WILL
NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
YOU WILL
NEVER
EVER
HAVE
A
FRIEEEEEEENNNNNND
My friends are still alive.
Thank god he was obnoxious as hell
Genie I wish for you to give me a blowjob.
One of the funniest jokes.
He makes his mouth look like a vacuum and sucks you off.
Disneys Kirby