>You will never have a friend like him

>You will never have a friend like him

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His doomed to outlive everyone he ever makes friends with.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wahaha

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the Genie pic. Y'know, the one with the bath.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, but wouldn't have hurt for it to end with sound-hacked "never had a friend at aaaaalllllll"

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Using the no killing people, or reviving the dead or wishing to fall in love rules what would you wish for.
    >I wish every minority was turned caucasian
    >I wish every trans person was transformed completely biologically into their preferred gender
    >I wish anthro women were real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not stopping any wars or genocides, just indulging the racist dreams suppressed by leftie woke propaganda.

      And I was afraid this board was changing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd wish for 100 billion dollars.
      I'd wish for the perfect wife.
      I'd wish to be talented in all artistic fields.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish for everyone and everything to be me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As in there is just one you, or as in there are multiple yous?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As in everyone and everything is me and there is no not-me to threaten me by existing ever again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd wish for my head to be a giant pumpkin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish every trans person was transformed completely biologically into their preferred gender
      More like make it so that they always were their preferred gender, and that gender dysphoria never existed.
      >I wish every minority was turned caucasian
      >I wish anthro women were real
      ...You realize the first one will contradict the last one, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not if Anthro women were the majority, my fellow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wish for green apples specifically to be in endless supply
      >wish for humans to no longer produce waste
      >wish everyone was the same skin tone, just roll the dye, i don't care which one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was a little bit taller
      I wish I was a baller
      I wish I had a girl who looked good
      >I would call her
      I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
      And a six-four Impala
      ah frick it is 5, not 3, oh well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Using the no killing people
      I'm 100% committing genocide by making people infertile.
      Don't care if it take a while.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish for the ability to make fiction real. I give myself a pile of superpowers and make myself an infinity gauntlet. I need no further wishes. I guess I'll free the genie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cure all diseases, disabilities, and addictions forever.
      >No more racism.
      >No more Islam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the genie would experience time in slow motion so every ten thousand years is a single attosecond to him. I'd then wish for him to be a defenseless blob creature with hyper sensitive senses along with no mouth. I'd then wish for true immortality to always stay in my prime.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    guy

    REEEEEEEEEEEE

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WILL
    NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
    NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
    YOU WILL
    NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
    NEVER HAVE A FRIEND
    YOU WILL
    NEVER
    EVER
    HAVE
    A
    FRIEEEEEEENNNNNND

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friends are still alive.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god he was obnoxious as hell

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genie I wish for you to give me a blowjob.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the funniest jokes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He makes his mouth look like a vacuum and sucks you off.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disneys Kirby

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