>you WILL quit being a lawyer. >you WILL hand me the space blanket. >JIMMY!

>you WILL quit being a lawyer
>you WILL hand me the space blanket
>JIMMY! IM ABOUT TO FAINT FROM SOME ELECTRO MAGNET THING JIMMY!

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck makes a good allegory for the trans mental health debate. He insists everything has to accommodate his problem while insisting there's nothing mentally wrong with him. Alongside this, when questioned about the inadequacies in his logic, he simply loses his temper much like someone with a mental illness will. And yet Chuck will not claim he's mentally ill. Despite the evidence. Chuck shows multiple signs of being mentally ill but society plays along. When he is forced to take a step back and look at what he is, he kills himself.

    Vince Gilligan so concretely sums up the trans issue I swear it must have been on purpose.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not obsessed
      >I just gotta shoehorn trannies into every thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sup /leftypol/ you seething that somebody called you out?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        his point still stands

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wheres your weeds analogy now closeted troony?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you got BTFO troongay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was a quality use of trannies thobeit. And I usually post this when people mention trannies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He responded to this post five times to convince you he’s not obsessed. Lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make that 6 thobeit

          This was a quality use of trannies thobeit. And I usually post this when people mention trannies.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS LEGAL SYSTEM IS MINE.
    >I AM LAW HERE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW
      >NO I'M NOT POLICE
      >WHATEVER I'M JUST GONNA FAINT

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you – you have to crucify him! You-

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nicodemus was a good guy tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmmmm

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the best character in the Gilliganverse and BCS turned to shit after he died.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But seriously are Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul set in the X-Files universe or not?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit tier theory

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HWABAS4BBC

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was right about slippin Jimmy. He was right about the magna carta.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but he was 100% correct tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Chuck is allergic to emf, how come he always ends up on Cinemaphile?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh jeez, Jimmy.. you didn't have to bring all these flowers... you know how I ge.. how I ge-- HEEESSCHHHHEEEWWW!!!!! *sniff* auughh.. you KNOW I'm allergic to sunflowers, Jimmy! I-- EEEEPPSHHHEEWW!! HEEESSCHHEEEWWW!!
    Vince, what the frick was the point of this scene?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To establish something that he could use later but didn't. If you look up his creative process for BrBa then you'll see that they basically cast a wide net so they have a lot of contingency options if they write themselves into a corner. Pretty clever but kinda hacky.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was all in his head he was just being a stupid homosexual.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The court scene with the double battery fakeout was fun.
    I don't remember anything else about the show.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JIMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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