Marty honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his teenage mistress would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he was unable to solve the crime with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
imagine, his biggest problem as a family man wasn't even his daughter getting spit roasted by two punks.
Marty honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his teenage mistress would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he was unable to solve the crime with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls
A wordsmith.
My wife has a terrible body and I still wouldn't cheat. Not for any moral reason, but because she makes a ton of money and I'd hate to frick that up. Being a house husband is piss easy, too. I'm done with all my "duties" at 10am every day, then it's chilling at the park until it's time to make dinner.
I'm 33, she's 29. Works with israelites at a money factory. I busted my ass while she was in school working a job and a half while trying to keep house. I use a cleanser and moisturizer three times a week.
based, me too brother
wife is semi autistic, works in IT, good position due to diversity quotas, pays for everything while I neet up at home and watch kinos
based, me too brother
wife is semi autistic, works in IT, good position due to diversity quotas, pays for everything while I neet up at home and watch kinos
Holy shit I’m a lazy house husband with an autist wife that pays for everything too.
She makes almost $200k and I get everything I want too kek.
Depends can you put it in her ass?
imagine, his biggest problem as a family man wasn't even his daughter getting spit roasted by two punks.
I think
My what?
Marty honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his teenage mistress would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he was unable to solve the crime with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls
A wordsmith.
>cheating on prime Michelle Monaghan
Not a gay, sorry
Tom Brady did
Who? The amerimutt Ronaldo? Hes obviously also gay like Ronnie
That was Bridget Moynahan you nameblind moron
100% would cheat on this whiny b***h. OP girl has sex appeal
b***h looks like a slightly hotter Kate Moss(crypto troon)
Leave Kate alone, homosexual.
No, especially if my wife has ass-ets like this.
My wife has a terrible body and I still wouldn't cheat. Not for any moral reason, but because she makes a ton of money and I'd hate to frick that up. Being a house husband is piss easy, too. I'm done with all my "duties" at 10am every day, then it's chilling at the park until it's time to make dinner.
How old, what job does she do, how did she accept this, what makeup do you use
I'm 33, she's 29. Works with israelites at a money factory. I busted my ass while she was in school working a job and a half while trying to keep house. I use a cleanser and moisturizer three times a week.
based, me too brother
wife is semi autistic, works in IT, good position due to diversity quotas, pays for everything while I neet up at home and watch kinos
Holy shit I’m a lazy house husband with an autist wife that pays for everything too.
She makes almost $200k and I get everything I want too kek.
>Not for any moral reason, but because she makes a ton of money
lmao
>Being a house husband is piss easy, too
oh hey someone else
its an honest livin
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
Christ, no. I'm gay. I have a husband.
triggered homosexual
My theoretical wife would have J-cup breasts, so no.
Did someone say… ass?
It wasn't me, it was the yellow king.
I genuinely dont get the appeal of anal
I really,, REALLY like women, but anal just seems repulsive...
No, I would not.
Marty somehow bagged michelle monaghan, Alexandra Daddario and Lilli Simmons, godamn
Hes just like me fr
I would. All Marty had to do was put a passcode on his phone and he could’ve had it all.
naw baby of course not
*cheats*
Yeah I would. She was barely 18.
test am I banned again