>young. >pretty. >Japanese. >somehow has no life and can't get a boyfriend

>young
>pretty
>Japanese
>somehow has no life and can't get a boyfriend

Very unrealistic.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't want a boyfriend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe by season 3 when she focusing on co-owning a acfé but in the first two seasons getting dicked down was her second objective after going to France and experiencing Paris Syndrome 'cause she's a delusional fricking Jap

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do Weebs suffer from Paris syndrome when they to Japan and find out its not magic super advanced technological, waifu spank bait, fanasty land?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically no because its capital city isn't dirty and full of insane amounts of crime like Paris is.
          East Asian cities in general tend to be a lot cleaner than western cities, especially the capitals.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I know Tokyo is a relatively clean place, I was asking more in the sense that weebs have a heightened perception that Japan is a fairy tale land of robots, ninjas, and sexually available schoolgirls.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on how weeby we're talking here.
              That kind of mid-2000s level weeb doesn't really exist anymore in the west, though if they did I don't think Paris Syndrome would really be the proper comparison.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Other than the sex tourism perhaps (that idea that asian women love foreigners and will sleep with them at the drop of a hat anyway,) Japan usually delivers on what weebs think it promises. Otaku are looked down on as a subculture the same way they are here, but that doesn't mean dozens of stores don't stock anime statues that otherwise wouldn't 20 years ago.

              On the flip side, outside of a small romanticized area near the tower, France has truly become a shithole with literal garbage lining the streets. Just look at what's going on this very moment.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude! what are you talking about? Paris is the cleanest, safest, and most inviting place on the planet! Just look at pic related, pure 100% française! The influx of middle easterners and Africans just make it a safer cleaner melting pot! Why do you think they banned head coverings and masks in France? So they can see how diverse and happy everyone is. Why would young idealistic introverted Japanese girls dressed in baroque styles and having no french speaking ability not love this place? It's heaven!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I went there Japanese chicks literally grinded on me in the subway. Git gud.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am sure of that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hit the gym until you have blue eyes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she wanted one, she'd have one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My friend in Christ, please believe me when I tell you that she did want one! Half her fantasies was just about getting with a hot guy, part of wanting to go to France was just to meet one and anchor her self to Paris. She had three modes in the early show, exasperated, angry, and horny.

          I know it's hard to believe but women can be losers too, even your waifus, please do not delude yourself as Gloria does in every other episode

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hot guy
            >Paris
            So the guy had to be rich and handsome

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup. Turns out women can and are often delusional too.

              Other than the sex tourism perhaps (that idea that asian women love foreigners and will sleep with them at the drop of a hat anyway,) Japan usually delivers on what weebs think it promises. Otaku are looked down on as a subculture the same way they are here, but that doesn't mean dozens of stores don't stock anime statues that otherwise wouldn't 20 years ago.

              On the flip side, outside of a small romanticized area near the tower, France has truly become a shithole with literal garbage lining the streets. Just look at what's going on this very moment.

              >On the flip side, outside of a small romanticized area near the tower, France has truly become a shithole with literal garbage lining the streets.
              People flock to the touristy areas in France and just stay there. France has way more to offer than just Paris but good luck telling that to the basic b***h ass tourists who just want to check off a list.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and several tourist heavy Euros cities have been plagued by city polices that basically just hyper focus on shilling the "experience" to the tourists since they are a big money maker.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >France has way more to offer than just Paris
                Ahh yes, I'm told that France can be quite heated, like it currently is.
                I'm sure it's nice.

    • 11 months ago
      FroggyGreen

      i will be her boyfriend

      Bill Green is already her boyfriend, at least while she was paying him "rent".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked them as a fake couple when her annoying parents came to visit. I honestly would like it if they got together. How old even is Bill?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          43

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh! Nevermind then. It makes it even more unusual that Gloria's parents were too concerned

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was actually kind of funny since her parents seemed more concerned he was a gardener than her husband.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty
    she has no nose and is a featureless cartoon go outside

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she has no nose
      Then how does she smell?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        like coffee beans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't into stylization
      Embarrassing. What are you even doing on the Cartoon & Comics board?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      simple characters without noses is my fetish

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >somehow has no life and can't get a boyfriend
    She's a wagie. Unless you have a social life outside of work you can find yourself with nowhere to go and nobody to go out with. As time goes on it's harder to maintain and you stop trying to socialize.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying
      https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/backstories/2391/

      Not just that, but a barista as well. Basically a step above being back of house at a seedy restaurant.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As actually back of house at a seedy restaurant, I think barista is worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She's a wagie.
      She makes money from the profits of her business, not from a wage. Literally bourgeoisie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He obviously means before then, her loser foil arc is essentially complete now that she has her café

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will be her boyfriend

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a depressed wagie, not even a pretty japanese irl waifu has to time to date

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Relationships are very hard to maintain in the modern world. They almost aren't worth it at all. Watch cartoons instead

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't get a boyfriend
    If a woman can't find a boyfriend, it's because her standards exceed her attractiveness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same applies to guys

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose she’s not massively overweight but the show hasn’t given any indication she’s meant to be attractive canonically
    I kinda figured she’s below average but in the kind of way you can find cute/endearing if you’re into the personality type

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a slob.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    go outside, anon - there are plenty of hot emotionally broken wagie girls out there

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's also shallow and wants a Chad; wouldn't go for the average guy who would jump at the chance to date her.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asian women are the most overrated on Earth, and reality outside of your computer screen reflects that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Karen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, just stick to Latinas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Latinas are great if they a) keep their mouths shut and b) know what scissors are.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eww.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Light skinned east Asian women are the second most over rated.
      Dark skinned Filipinas are gods gift to the world.

      Either way, having been with one Mexicans and two blacks, I can say that the worst women are American whites. Over fed, egotistical, entitled, wasteful, and irresponsible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark skinned Filipinas
        I've lived in Japan for almost a decade now and I've gotten with Filipinas more easily than anyone here, they're the quickest and easiest lay but holy shit do they not know how to act. If I know I'm not going to frick one I don't even give them the time of day anymore. They're literally worst than black women and I thought that was impossible. Super fine sometimes, suck dick better than anyone but frick! are they just good looking ornery animals

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      >Skills in social media
      When's Big City Greens gonna tackle the OnlyFans episode?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she an aroace bigot

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Cricket is such a silly boy, it's no wonder Bill is stressed 24/7

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s cringe and too tryhard. That scares some people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes her better

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What're we watchin' tonight?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kiss Of Death. I need to know if Death gets the girl at the end.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing my big fat funeral is the my big fat greek wedding x death at a funeral crossover we've all been waiting for.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gloria is bisexual, so she'll probably end up with a girlfriend.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese
    how am i supposed to tell that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you need a gong and a japanese flute to play every time a japanese character appears on screen, moron. maybe she should add the -san suffix every time she says a name, how about that, idiot. don't forget her to put a conic hat on her head at all times maybe then you'll figure it out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't, but the last name is a give-away. It's only important that you know Cricket has a token black and nerdy best friend.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don’t really blame shane and chris or the show for that it was probably some moron exec's idea

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