>your moostache hairs is in violations, growing beyond the corners of your mouth
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>your moostache hairs is in violations, growing beyond the corners of your mouth
>your moostache hairs is in violations, growing beyond the corners of your mouth
How do you respond without sounding mad?
he should be more like trombley
MORE LIKE TROMBLEY?
WHOPPER JUNIOR
WHOPPER JUNIOR
WHOPPER JUNIOR
MARPAT camo is SOULLESS
The frick do you want in a combat operative? Rainbows and teddy bears?
Thats the Care Bears stupid, and they could kick your ass.
Why is facial hair a no-no for the military? Men grow beards
Feminization humiliation ritual
because it makes you look like A BUNCH OF ELIVSES
interferes with helmet straps and gas masks
Yeah, you don't want hair interfering with the seal. Hitler started out his military career with a different mustache and only got his iconic look when he had to go to the trenches and survive gas attacks.
This is why I can't join the military. I'm not white, so I grow facial hair very quickly. It wouldn't be too bad if they let it grow until a certain point, but no, you can't have any facial hair or they don't pay you since you're in violation of the contract.
White people do grow facial hair pretty fast comparatively.
Where are you from?
he'd have to be either turkish, ainu or eskimo, those are the only ethnic groups hairier than scandinavians
>This is why I can't join the military. I'm not white
i mean this completely unironically, only straight white men have to follow rules in the us military. every Black person has a special permission so they dont have to shave and every female has out of regs hair and just no one does anything about it
Just like real life
>Just like real life
yes
lol what the frick is this?
Brits embraced goons from all over their former empire
It's for the British
.
I was going to say all the crayon eaters I know would of kicked him in the ass when he bent over to pray as a joke.
more like frick him in the ass. everyone in the globohomosexual zogbot army of the west is a homosexual
did they both get in?
>lie back and think of England
thats pretty lulzy but the next time you shoop something watch the margins
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9356797/Video-naked-young-RAF-recruit-initiation-ceremony-triggers-investigation.html
just a bit of cheeky bum sodding innit guv
Thats it? thats like a moderate sized buttplug. I thought there was full anal gapeage. fake news.
>Thats it? thats like a moderate sized buttplug. I thought there was full anal gapeage. fake news.
>.t average bong poster
That's a fairly small butplug for an average sized person, I’d say?
for you it's nothing i am sure it's a normal dilator
this thinly veiled zigger thread is embarrassing
no but i do have this
>no but i do have this
bot script is broken, who are you responding to?
no as in its not a "thinly veiled zigger thread" you esl shitskin. and yet you accuse me of scripts and botting. go back to /k/ you dumb Black person
how the hell would the turks now this?
t. a turk
its a story that happened a few weeks ago i think, there has just been recent updates on it since of course the ukranians said it was all a lie. i think some turks had just been looking into the story
and for his actions, Khomyak was promoted to Lt. Colonel and celebrated as a hero by his men.
>poojet trying to get out in front of the esl accusation
you've probably been laughed out of several boards already and the insult really stings by now doesnt it rajesh
What’s the status of the JLO?
no idea, the stuff i read was all focused on if it was true (the dumb b***h getting shot for being a dumb b***h). i didnt see anything about the repercussions of the guy and it would probably be harder to find out anyway since ukraine is trying to downplay and hide stories like that
did you know that ukraine has tigers?
no but i saw they got their leopards taken away
no SITREP on JLO
>guy washes off his face camo while performing ablution.
lmao
praying on the battlefield when in danger/vulnerable is not even in Islam. it's just a cucking ritual that whitoids seem to willingly endure. in no Muslim army has this ever happened lol, a part from the very early battles. Unless it was by accident (didn't know the ennemy was close) or if they were far from danger. in the same vein, you don't have to fast when you are a soldier in campaign.
>t.muslim
Why is a paki in the US Army waving a Chilean flag?
Uniform. UNIform. It does defeat the purpose.
God that Hispanic on the right has some delicious hips
I'm pretty white, got blonde hair and blue eyes, and I grow a full beard in like a week. After a month, I look like a mountain man
you morons realize that (if youre a white guy) you shave literally every day? the only time a "fast grow" becomes an issue is if you have a 5 oclock shadow before 5 because then you may need to shave twice a day. as long as you hit puberty, you need to shave every morning.
In the Army they have something called a shaving profile where you get exempt from having to shave for medical reasons. Alot of black soliders get them since they get razor bumps easily
Sure, buddy. THAT'S why.
>tfw you realize the secret is white people shave every day whereas you're gross Black person who can't comprehend doing that
huh, i have to shave everyday or I go full hobo beard in a week
I can't join because I'm not gay
yeah well I'm white and only shaved like every couple of days. I only got called on it one time in four years.
It's reserved as a bonus for special ops guys who are ready and willing to disappear the pedo politician's victims at a moment's notice.
It's because they have to be operating often in areas where clean shaven would out them as not fitting in, and they are trusted at that level of extremely high enlisted rank to not need to sweat the small stuff.
Gets in the way of safety gear
Doesn’t look ‘clean and sharp’
Can be grabbed in cqc
>he actually believes all of that bullshit
homie it is about uniformity, control and discipline.
Not everything is le deep or as practical as it sounds. If anything, shaving out of a fricking canteen can at 430 AM in the dark with cold ass water cannot possibly be good for morale versus a little jihadi shawarma beard growing session.
Americ**ts are paedos.
In the 1800s the British navy had a beard policy that allowed you two weeks to grow a beard. If it looked good and full after those two weeks you got to keep it, but if you're a genetic defect and it came out all patchy and ugly then you had to get rid of it
gas masks in ww1
Discipline. If a soldier is unwashed and unshaven then it's a good indication that they are probably being neglectful in areas that actually matter like health and weapon maintenance.
hooah sarnmager *salute*
Sorry, sir. I'll be sure to get right in that. I don't spend much time looking in the mirror because I'm not a woman.
Was this the guy who got arrest for fricking kids or was that Captain America
It was that dude.
POLEEESE THAT dicky
POLICE THAT HARD DRIVE
>Crystal
>"AYO DIS SUM BOOSHIT. DEEZ WHYBOIS BE RAYCISS N SHEEIT!"
damn this Black person must've really fricked up to get lynched so swiftly
>politician rank
>Black person
>female
it normally happens when they are so stupid and delusional that they think they actually belong there and actually try to do their job. then israelites have no choice but to shitcan them vs standing by as they actively burn everything down
das booshieet
Those hairs are for tickling your wife's thighs, sarge!
>marines
finna get yo dick sucked sarnmajer tehee
>verification not required
Sir, maybe I should report your grooming violations, sir?
>THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME FU MANCHU, SIR
>aye sarnmajor
how would you remake this thread so it doesnt sound cringe?
'scuse me sarjin majir, but NCIS asked me if I have taken a gander at there laptop you always have by your side, especially in the porta jon. I told them I dunno, sarjin majir was always good to me, right? My moostache is within regs, RIGHT? RIGHT SARJ?
Shaving is for israelites so I'll keep my pube beard tyvm
Sixta likes em hairless.
I have hair problem in butt and balls.
I shout as loudly as I can, "WHERE IS YOUR BATTLE BUDDY?!?" and then start pretending to stab him.
I see glowies are already hard at work prepping the goyim for the coming draft
I though it would at least be a month before they hit Cinemaphile & Cinemaphile
Tucker really dropped off the face of the Earth when he lost his show. Now he's just a random Twitter account.
>trends every show
>millions of views within minutes
>has more views than all of mainstream media combined
>about to get Alex Jones unbanned from X
>random twitter account
keep seething troon
>He really did. Confirmed
>im supposed to trust this shit-sucker is telling the truth
ridiculous
you're going to WAR zoomie troon
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns
I hear godfather himself say
You look like a bum
Encino Man told me that he had it from Godfather's mouth to his ear that the grooming standards were relaxed, sir.