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I'd have sex with the brunette on the left and the blonde on the right but they're just 6/10s. This sorority house is full of uggos and slampigs. Is it supposed to be comprised of rejects no other sorority wanted or something in the movie?
Fricking cursed image, but does anyone else kind of like how most women look like shit naked and have fridge bodies that don't match their weird wonky hips and other stuff like that? I like it for some reason, it makes it more real somehow, reminds me I'm an ape fricking another ape, strips away all the layers of bullshit and gets right down to ape sex.
I wouod have sex with every female in this picture. I would stick my erect penis into their veganas regardless of lubrication one by one, ejaculating in succession to ensure impregnation. I would lay them out like a susbi conveyor belt and go to town on their pink pussies as they spread their legs and then nut inside each and every one of them. I would not take my time and nut as fast as possible not caring about their pleasure. My goal is to sire the next generation of my dynasty and that I get pleasure from it via stimulation of my penis is just a pleasant byproduct. I will keep going until my dick bleeds or each of them has my baby in their bellies. I can't be stopped or reasoned with, I will fulfill my biological purpose. No matter how wall eyed or slaggy, fat or flabby, I will nut inside them. Nothing stops me from seeding my progeny in their c**ts. I'm a one man breeding machine and they're a bunch of holes waiting for it. I just love the idea of busting inside of a fertile pussy. The idea of burdening your property for 9 months and then their life afterwards is so hot. And while they're gravid and waddling around it's a sign to everyone around they got nutted inside. Everybody knows they got dirty with somebody and that somebody is you. It's a giant "I GOT FRICKED AND HE CAME INSIDE" sign above their head and they can't do shit about it. It's like marking your territory. Nothing more degrading to a woman yet intrinsically linked to the survival of our species. Imagine just impregnating them all then congregating them into a hall to see your work. All of them conversing about inane shit like women do and knowing subconsciously that you fricked the other and impregnated them. Holy frick I'm so hard. I really don't care about the woman, it's not about looks, I just like the idea of being a progenitor. It's planting your flag in the most intmate of ways. Doubly so if you did it to multiple women. On an instinctual level you've succeeded and can die at peace. But bet
Such a dumb fricking movie concept. Originating from idea that it’s “sexist” that only fraternities aka men can hold parties in college. When in reality it’s a privilege that women don’t have to. By men holding parties they:
- pay for the alcohol
- find the location
- take on all liability with cops
- take on all expenses and damages
- usually cover transportation
- do all the planning
- filter to make sure no weirdos get in
The result is a good time. If women held parties it would be swarmed by creepy weird dangerous men and be a shit fest. Just taking this thought experiment out for only 30 seconds really unwinds the entire concept.
PABLO
RUN
I wonder what the kid is up to nowadays since becoming a meme
i'd love to know
He got deported kek
That was a fake article
All he fame and money got to his head and he OD'd on drugs.
RIP in piece Pablo
>he over-drugged on drugs
redundant moron
She didn't fire him, did she?
I thought he was valet, but he looks 12 so why would he be working?
DAMN akwafina looks like THAT?
Hank Hill butt…
I thought it was just some random chink and they even put a Black person in there
it's so surreal to see Awkwafina looking young and borderline frickable and not the perpetually middle-aged looking woman she is now
I'd SWAH her
SEX WITH AWKWAFINA
Built to incubate alien parasites
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Jesus Christ, the Fridge and weird eyebrowed chink have the dumpiest, most unfeminine bodies imaginable.
>water is involved
>bring cotton anything
Few things in life make you look more like a fricking poser, that's one
Fridge-bodied, plain American women
I guess thats why I dont have a pool
Not a single "woman" in this picture looks appealing.
I'd have sex with the brunette on the left and the blonde on the right but they're just 6/10s. This sorority house is full of uggos and slampigs. Is it supposed to be comprised of rejects no other sorority wanted or something in the movie?
>The studio had Lena Dunham do a rewrite on the script before it could get approved
imagine slapping awkwafina's belly
i do
last chicks belly i slapped got offended
Imagine the bareback sex with red hat in the back
The extras in these always end up mogging these fudging nobody c list celebrities
>your fridge is mine
Fricking cursed image, but does anyone else kind of like how most women look like shit naked and have fridge bodies that don't match their weird wonky hips and other stuff like that? I like it for some reason, it makes it more real somehow, reminds me I'm an ape fricking another ape, strips away all the layers of bullshit and gets right down to ape sex.
I wouod have sex with every female in this picture. I would stick my erect penis into their veganas regardless of lubrication one by one, ejaculating in succession to ensure impregnation. I would lay them out like a susbi conveyor belt and go to town on their pink pussies as they spread their legs and then nut inside each and every one of them. I would not take my time and nut as fast as possible not caring about their pleasure. My goal is to sire the next generation of my dynasty and that I get pleasure from it via stimulation of my penis is just a pleasant byproduct. I will keep going until my dick bleeds or each of them has my baby in their bellies. I can't be stopped or reasoned with, I will fulfill my biological purpose. No matter how wall eyed or slaggy, fat or flabby, I will nut inside them. Nothing stops me from seeding my progeny in their c**ts. I'm a one man breeding machine and they're a bunch of holes waiting for it. I just love the idea of busting inside of a fertile pussy. The idea of burdening your property for 9 months and then their life afterwards is so hot. And while they're gravid and waddling around it's a sign to everyone around they got nutted inside. Everybody knows they got dirty with somebody and that somebody is you. It's a giant "I GOT FRICKED AND HE CAME INSIDE" sign above their head and they can't do shit about it. It's like marking your territory. Nothing more degrading to a woman yet intrinsically linked to the survival of our species. Imagine just impregnating them all then congregating them into a hall to see your work. All of them conversing about inane shit like women do and knowing subconsciously that you fricked the other and impregnated them. Holy frick I'm so hard. I really don't care about the woman, it's not about looks, I just like the idea of being a progenitor. It's planting your flag in the most intmate of ways. Doubly so if you did it to multiple women. On an instinctual level you've succeeded and can die at peace. But bet
Such a dumb fricking movie concept. Originating from idea that it’s “sexist” that only fraternities aka men can hold parties in college. When in reality it’s a privilege that women don’t have to. By men holding parties they:
- pay for the alcohol
- find the location
- take on all liability with cops
- take on all expenses and damages
- usually cover transportation
- do all the planning
- filter to make sure no weirdos get in
The result is a good time. If women held parties it would be swarmed by creepy weird dangerous men and be a shit fest. Just taking this thought experiment out for only 30 seconds really unwinds the entire concept.
God feminists are so fricking stupid
why does the one in the middle look like an adult child ?
For me, it's the blonde in the one-piece swimsuit on the right.
the black chick is the girl from the Snyder cut and she makes me dick diamonds
all her curves there were hidden by Flash's genius director
It's amazing the difference white hair makes.
you ever notice how ugly women are sometimes?