Your response, batchuds?

Your response, batchuds?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't one of the thousand of Gotham citizens grow a pair and fricking do it themselves? The Joker is a man in clown makeup.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If they cared so much, they could just form an angry mob and hang the clown frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but Batman would stop them because his boyfriend isn't allowed to be killed.
        Batman has brought the Joker back to life before, and he'll do it again.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bats has also left the Joker to fall off enough cliffs and get blown up enough times that the only thing seriously keeping the Joker alive is the fact the citizens don't give as much of a shit about him as they claim they do

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Batman killed just 2 killers, the number would go down. Batman sucks at math

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. sucks at math
      the number goes up, you have now dead killers and alive killers, killing a killer doesn't undead the victims

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A dead killer is way better than an alive killer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          waste of skills if you ask me, just round them up and throw them in china

          >killing a killer doesn't undead the victims
          I swear that's actually happened in DC at least twice.

          that actually sounds cool

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing a killer doesn't undead the victims
        I swear that's actually happened in DC at least twice.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No kill rules are generally stupid because ultimately they're just trying to provide a in-universe moral justification for what is purely an out of universe business decision.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is not the justice system, talk to your senator, nothing is stoping the police for the death penalty except you

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about background characters?

    I'll be honest, I don't care why Batman doesn't kill, it's a fricking comic book. We know why he won't kill The Joker, he's popular and makes DC money, he's pretty much immortal at this point due to that. Plus, we got dionesium and Lazarus pits and who the frick knows what else, killing him would probably make him even more crazy after a certain point.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The response is that batman should have been finished fricking ages ago and the only reason this is a complaint is because the comics industry is an forsaken ghoul horde of a cemetery where the same fricking stories and characters are recycled thousands of times over because they're soulless creations of an executive committee.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying Joker stayed dead even back in that 9 month period Golden Age when Batman actually killed criminals
    Lol. Lmao.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer "batcucks" honestly.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Are the police who stop murders from happening killers? Are those who kill in self defense for their families? If your father managed to stop the man who ruined your life, would you truly feel the same? I don't think so. You are nothing more than a scared child playing by a child's rules and hoping that the big bad man doesn't stop you from playing hero."

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your response
    Nothing? I know Batman loses alot in stories. But unfortunately his other fans take it personally when he jobs. You don't have to crop out small panel to deceive people guys. Just accept his jobbing status and move on.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My response is Batman never said that

  12. 7 months ago
    truteal

    If he killed Joker, he'd come back to life and kill even more people, Harley would go insane and kill people and he'd probably inspire a horde of Joker Copycats

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Batman should kill himself so the Joker would stop. Just replace Bruce with someone else whose name is Bruce. Problem solved.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why Batman is always dying in comics?

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