Your thoughts on Rango (2011)?

Your thoughts on Rango (2011)?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Kino

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my all time favorite films

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twelve years now and nothing else has been as good.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it, I thought it was good if not a bit obvious.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty gud

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite animated movies, the type of comedy in the movie always makes me lose my shit for some reason + kino western plot

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Rango the high water mark of CGI cartoons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the last great one I've seen

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love it. Great movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >design a cool antagonist
      >instead of killing him off, or totally redeeming him, have him exit the picture dragging away the villain to brutally murder him
      probably my favorite animated movie of the decade, honestly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the look of those bullet trails.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure unfiltered kino.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL DAY I'VE FACED THE BARREN WASTE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WITHOUT THE TASTE OF WATER

      COOOOOOOOOOOL WATER

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Mayor have Merrimack killed?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When he came forward and asked about Beans’ claims of water being dumped the mayor thought he was on to him. Although drowning him seemed a little counterproductive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To make a Chinatown reference.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing movie

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Nickelodeon animated film.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow manages to look ageless even though it was made over 10 years ago. Also, the scene where Rattlesnake Jake tells Beans "Look into my eyes, I wanna see you die" made me feel funny.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, the decision to use just barely photorealistic rendering ended up aging great.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really glad I gave it a shot, normally not one for CGI films but this one won me over.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger our school had a raffle to students who get to see one film during class. I was selected somehow and I invited my mom to watch it with me like the other kids. I had a bag of chips that were dry and no drink. So throughout the film I felt thirsty just like the characters in the film.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's called immersion

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was the prequel to Over the Hedge.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The city that the Mayor builds is what the characters in Over the Hedge go into.
        Consumerism, commercialism, Amusing Ourselves to Death, similar themes.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57271143/

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved it, said the same in the thread, what, last week?
    Who is gaining from shilling this at this point?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is gaining from shilling this at this point?

      I think you should reflect on why you post on the internet if it confuses and upsets you to see someone attempt to discuss something that isn't currently being marketed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it was more the fact that we has this exact. same. thread. last week, and, as the movie is 12 years old, it’s unlikely any new info or talking points may have been generated.
        And, yes, my first response was overly cynical, I DO love every bit of the movie.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we has this exact. same. thread. last week
          Yes, two Rango threads in a week is the problem, not the 10+ Spiderman threads active at any given time, or the virtual general to mock Elemental

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but you're an idiot. What they find weird is that it's the exact same OP as

            https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57271143/

            .

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fantastic

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly Great Movie

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few great modern westerns

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rattlesnake Jake turns the movie from a 9/10 to a 10/10, and it's weird how well the CG in the movie aged overall, minus some minor hiccups.
    On my list of movies to rewatch again for sure.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino, when are they releasing the 4K HDR?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No hellish red eyes
      Into the trash it goes

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any Beans feet art?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one big flaw that keeps me from loving it is the cliche that an aspiring artist with so-called talent but otherwise no redeeming qualities lies their way into success and the universe goes out of the way to make things work out for them until everybody finds out and shuns him, but their artist skills are precisely what's needed to save the day and they're loved by everybody. It's a fairly common Hollywood trope although the only other example that comes to mind at the moment is Mitchells vs the Machines.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all this pseud horeshit
      You failed to understand the one fricking message of the movie. Rango was happy just lying his way out of troubles, but at one point he really felt at home, and when they needed him most he broke, and then this happened:

      From the Spirit of the West scene:
      Rango: I'm a fake... a phony. My friends were counting on me. They were looking for some sort of hero.
      Spirit of the West : [emphatic] Then be a hero!
      Rango : [disbelief] Oh, no! No, no. I'm not even supposed to be out here.
      Spirit of the West : That's right. You came out here looking for something that didn't exist. But don't you see?
      [pause]
      Spirit of the West : It's not about you... it's about them.
      Rango : But I can't go back.
      Spirit of the West : Don't think you have a choice, son.
      [draws rectangle on windshield]
      Spirit of the West : No man can walk out of his own story.

      And then he went to be a real hero, because his friends needed him, ready to die if it was needed, and ready to kill.
      Is why Rattlesnake was shit scared when he looked into his eyes again, he knew he was real now.

      God fricking damn it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the aspiring artist takes it too far and hurts those he got attached to. After a rebound their love for the medium is what saves the day. Rango used theatrics to beat Jake. I don't know what you're trying to prove by pointing out the obvious that he stepped up after realizing how he hurt people with his self-absorption, it's all part of the cliche too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the aspiring artist takes it too far
          this never happens, rango BECOMES the real thing, that's the point you are missing, stop forcing your shit views onto the movie.
          You are trash.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you've never seen a movie where a liar plays up how big of a hero he is until he gets outed and rejected by his former friends during the 2nd act only to pull it all together at the end?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rejected by his former friends
              at this point i'm convinced you haven't even seen the movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                HE LITERALLY GETS EXILED FROM THE TOWN WTF

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HE LITERALLY GETS EXILED FROM THE TOWN WTF
                Not by his friends you cretin, the fricking snake chases him out

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but the townsfolk didn't look like they would want him back anyway, at least until he saves the day later. Beans even says Rango's nothing more than a stranger to her

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                BECAUSE ACTING OTHERWISE WOULD DRAW THE SNAKES IRE
                HOLY SHIT YOU ARE moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really see the flaw here. That he has performance skills isn't his character flaw, it's that he's isolated and uses his skills to manipulate the people into townspeople lifting him up rather than helping them as a white hat should.

      He improves his ability to function as the sheriff and cowboy hero throughout the movie, but the final barrier keeps it a performance is his selfish priorities. It's not untill he's called out on it by the real deal black hat that he's forced to revaluate what he wants; not to be identified by the townspeople as a hero, but to actually become the hero so he can save the townspeople. The former mentality has saving the people be in service to his identity, while the latter has his identity be in service to saving the people. The first is the mindset of an actor convincing the audience that he's a cowboy hero, while the latter IS the minset of a cowboy hero.

      That bit

      It's not a new story by any means but it's a solid execution of it that uses performance theory and an awareness of western tropes to tell an old story about the relationship between the individual's sense of self and the people around them.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Takes a while to get going but once it does, what a ride.
    Also based Joaquín Cosío in the LatAm Spanish dub.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    depp + nighy = guaranteed kino

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green lizzer.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE BEST ANIMATED FILM OF ALL TIME UNIRONICALLY. I LOVE IT. ITS SO FRICKING GOOD. BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER SLOP THAT DISNEY EVER FRICKING MADE.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saying flop ruined it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inexplicably good.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...
    ...
    ...
    Beans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of beans sir?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool beans

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HOT Beans

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is hot. Shame about that broken switch and everything.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2011
    what

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I hate to admit it but that vixen does things to me.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"..where are your friends now, amigo?"

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    An amazing movie that I watch only twice and will never watch again because I will never be in the mood to watch it again.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that Raoul Duke made a cameo in it.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fantastic. Especially if you love westerns

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I could experience this on a theater screen again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      I wish I could've experienced Rango on a theater screen at all.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good Western and like all good Westerns, it's also a bit of an anti-Western. Cinemaphile praises it too much, though. It's really not anything more than a good Western.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it anti-Western? It's all about romanticizing the roles sheriffs and outlaws.
      >Pretty soon no one will believe you even existed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not anti-western as in, it is against westerns, it's an anti-western like you would have an anti-hero.
        It's a tad archaic of a usage of the word, but anti can mean 'non traditional' or 'subversion' instead of a rebuke or mockery

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol why he dressed like johnny depp

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best american animation film of 2011. Not that it had any real competition.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk I’m a pretty big fan of Cars 2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you're not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am because I've actually seen films like The Man Who Knew too Little..

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could see Beans' CG model naked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, she's a lizard.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Out of 10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go, you sick frick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ohh BABY

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually a great Western movie

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahead of its time with the animation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah buddy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah buddy!

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty frickin good for 2010. Sure, it premiered on march 2011, but the animation was finished by the last day of 2010.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that movie.
    Johnny Deep's great in it, I love the western setting because I'm from the American west, it has a nice resonant message which is easily understood but hard to pin down.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny, and charming, and unique, and I liked it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Liked it?” Why, I LOVED it!

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's cool how the crew basically made an entire live action movie first and then used the footage for reference when doing the animation (Johnny Depp calls it "emotion capture"). morons like guy would probably say it's not TRVE animation but I really like the end result since it provides a sense of realism to the characters's movements that's not really found in other productions.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that effort. Think how much better Animated films could be like that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is why you hire actual actors. Instead of the shit reason of just because they are famous.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no thoughts, head empty

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate the ending where Jake isn't killed off but gains a respect for Rango

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's the real ending anon

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the official New Vegas movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else could it be? Sing 2? Looney Tunes: Back in Action?

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically a good movie

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a blessing, especially since it came out in the same year that gave us the equally regrettable Cars 2 and Kung Fu Panda 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the equally regrettable Kung Fu Panda 2.
      homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but the sequel is shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Panda 2 has one of the most half hearted Dreamworks scripts ever.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a mediocre sequel. Stop defending mediocrity.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >has one of the best villains
              >mediocre
              3 is the actual worst.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                1 > 3 >>> 2

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                > 3 above anything
                How can anyone have taste this shit 3 is easily one of Dreamworks worst movies

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate the opening scene that starts in a primitive cube filled with basic plastic objects and then it explodes into the hyperrealistic world with insanely high detail textures and liquid simulations and all that shit.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does Nickelodeon does any shit in their channel but once in a while they just release a goated movie and just leave

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it with my sister years back then and it instantly became our favorite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you two frick afterwards

  69. 10 months ago
    FroggyGreen

    Top tier film. Unlike other "liar revealed" plots the fact that he lied is part of the film's central thesis and not some tacked-on drama. And by the end, he really did become a hero and it felt earned.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like watching POTC again. It's a lot of the same people.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the Hunter S. Thompson collection.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >POTC
      What's that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would you post salazar of all things

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You take the bad with the good.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >YAG SBARRO

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last good movie Johnny Depp ever did.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also one of the last movies he did before him and Amber Heard started dating.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    well this thread made me decide to rewatch it
    frick you op

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I-I… that’s a GOOD “frick you op” right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, I enjoyed the film

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Jabberwockychamber. She was prolific as hell but jumps from fandom to fandom after long phases. She even made a cringey OC to have a poly relationship between her self insert, Rango and Beans.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was drawn by a woman? I couldn't tell.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course she's a women. Beans' breasts aren't the size of her head.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best animated movies I've ever seen. Fantastic all the way through, and the animation technology holds up exceedingly well for a movie as old as it is.
    The owl narrator being the dude who narrates a lot of kid movie trailers throws me every time I hear him come up in the movie, though.

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You said you's gonna bring the water back
    >It's just, we got no hope without that water
    >(Spoons) We've got nothing left to believe in
    >You see that sign up there? As long as that sign says "Sheriff", you can believe that there is law and order in this town. But without law and order, ruminate on that. Oh, yeah. Starts out slow, like a fungus. Somebody says a cross word, accusations start flying, neighbor turns on neighbor. Pretty soon we’re eatin’ our children, and then dogs and cats are gettin’ together to create all sorts of mutant aberrations!... So you want somethin’ to believe in, Spoons? Believe in me. Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there, we got hope.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sign still hangs there even though jack shot it to hell

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uh... so, what’s your name?
    >Beans
    >That’s a funny kinda name
    >What can i say, my daddy plum loved baked beans
    >Well, you’re lucky he didn’t plum love asparagus
    >What... what are you sayin’?
    >I mean, I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I’m not sure that a child would appreciate the moniker
    >My daddy was a great man. Even if he did exhibit a proclivity for lagoons and he...
    >Mmmmm. Spicy
    >You are eatin’ his ashes!
    >Uh! You carry his remains?
    >No. His ashes. He loved to smoke. They never found the body
    >Oh! Well, I’m sure he had his reasons
    >What are you implyin’?
    >Nothing. I...
    >My daddy was never near that mine shaft. He had been sober for over a month! And for you to insinuate that he would abandon his parental responsibilities at a delicate time in my personal development is an upfront to my...

    >You were frozen
    >No, I wasn’t
    >Yes, you were. You stopped talking
    >Well, uh... it’s a defense mechanism. Actually, lots of lizards have it
    >You’re making that up!
    >So, you’re gonna die out here or you wanna a ride into town?
    >No, no, no. Uh... yeah! No! Yes, please. Thank you
    >Today’s Wednesday. Wednesday’s when we all get to it... So who are you really?
    >Well, I’m a man of many epithets. There’s my stage name, my pen name, my avatar. Had a pseudonym once...
    Great script

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Water, Mr. Rango. Water. Without it, there’s nothing but dust and decay. But with water, there’s life (drops a droplet of water into his aquarium and suddenly the insects surround the droplet) Look at them. So desperate to live, that they’ll follow it anywhere. That’s the immutable law in the desert. You control the water and you control everything. This is from my private stock. Vintage rain water, from the great deluge. Oh, not Noah’s deluge. Goodness, I’m not that old
    >(Rango does a loud fake laugh) I guess power has its privileges
    >You make a good point, son. But, with privilege comes responsibility. Hell, I was mayor here before there was a dirt. And I maybe just a sentimental old turtle, but I think there’s a future for this town. And I hope you’ll be part of it (raises his glass) To dirt!
    >To dirt
    >(Mayor and Rango watch the people of the town from his balcony) You see them, Mr. Rango? All my friends and neighbors. It’s a hard life here. Very hard. Do you know how they make it through each and every day? They believe. They believe it’s going to be better. They believe that the water will come. They believe against all odds and evidence that tomorrow will be better than today (opens a wooden box which contains Sheriff badges) People have to believe in something. Right now, they believe in you (pushes a badge towards him) Pick it up, Mr. Rango. Your destiny awaits... People have to believe in something

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick Beans' feet.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine her long curled up lizard toes crammed into those tight shit caked leather boots. Her dry shedding skin flaking off as she wiggles.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just like me fr

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find hard to believe Nickelodeon was involved on this so I'm gonna assume they just funded the project and another studio did the rest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ILM did the animation

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