Your thoughts on Redwall? Did you read the books too? Favorite moment and favorite character?

Your thoughts on Redwall? Did you read the books too? Favorite moment and favorite character?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only read the books

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    constance best girl no contest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        self-evident

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where's the pic?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's in op's picture. i have none

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude...that's Orlando on the left, and his daughter Auma on the right. Constance's epic breasts make her the best girl. Although her design from the comic is great as well, no breasts needed.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the badgers great characters?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i honestly wish redwall was more popular. it's such a great world that almost nobody knows about so no one gives a shit. Rip in peace Brian Jacques

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i honestly wish redwall was more popular.
      Do you WANT to tempt fate?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah I loved Redwall. I still have my OG books and I even bought the cookbook. I never really watched the cartoon though

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these edgy bastards like you wouldn't believe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are rats anon

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only ever caught 2 eps of this long ago on a saturday
    Read up to marlfox as an adult. The books are fine, some better than others, but the biggest issue is how formulaic they are, each book follows just about the exact same pattern and they all start to blend together. And apparently I haven't even got to the real low point of the series either.
    Favorite moment/character would be blaggut killing his captain. Veil is interesting too, more so for him and his arc being massively, infamously botched.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read that once. I got the funny feeling 2 of the siblings were MUCH closer than they should have been...

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Taggerung was my fricking favorite, aside from the redwall trilogy itself.

    God those books had SOUL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2W_3uXqsfw and this theme was so great too.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny enough, I've been reading the books this year. The first book was really slow, but Jacques knows how to build up to a motherfricking climax.

    Man, some of that shit is hardcore.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First series was alright. A lot more brutal than I expected for a kid's cartoon.
    Second season hit a quality drop. And the focus on Rollo fricking around for a subplot that ultimately went nowhere got old fast.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Martin was my HERO

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I binge read the books as a kid but got completely burned out by Martin the Warrior and just couldn’t care anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much everyone gives up somewhere along the lines, the books are just too samey even when they're good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a long time but I've read most, if not all of them, and I'm pretty sure that was where the series mostly dropped off for me as well though there were a few decent books after that.

      Doomwyte in particular since that book felt a lot more like the earliest ones in the puzzles, variety of villains, and willingness to kill off characters. I think it also cut down heavily on the dibbuns business relative to the other later books. Thar plot element really became a drag though I understand why he did it.

      Outcast was the absolute lowpoint of the series though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        outcast has a decent enough a plot with sunflash (even though it's kind of a salamandastron replay), it's just the shit with veil is wildly moronic
        what in the frick was brian jacques thinking

        Martin was one of the first ones I read and it enraptured me. I didn't know it was made later on. Adventuring through the northern wilds, escaping a grim fortress, being tied up on the wall in the rain, the growing closeness between him and Rose ;_;, that kamikaze squirrel Felldoh, it was good shit and I loved the distant feeling of before-Redwall times.

        And this book led to Luke. Being reared in a beach cave, a warrior dad who was even more stoic than Martin, a look at baby Martin and his fascination with a sword, seafarin' adventures, and a badass death in the storm. I liked the other parts of the book and going on a=more adventures with Martyon and Gonff as well. I remember them going down some river in a grasslands I think and I enjoyed the imagery

        Him and Mariel and Danflor were my favorite champions, Mariel the amnesiac female badass with her trusty rope and Danflor the rare squirrel champion with his dad issues and his mouse gf.

        Danfloor kind of pissed me off with the whole dad issue and cowardice problem he had because they get resolved in like a page or two, pretty much immediately. Really annoying cause it seemed like he had a chance at being a bit of different protagonist. I also hated that part in Martin where Rose's brother shows shades of pacifism and it gets shit on too

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're right on that point on Danflor iirc, because I remember being pissed about something too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give more Martin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Martin was one of the first ones I read and it enraptured me. I didn't know it was made later on. Adventuring through the northern wilds, escaping a grim fortress, being tied up on the wall in the rain, the growing closeness between him and Rose ;_;, that kamikaze squirrel Felldoh, it was good shit and I loved the distant feeling of before-Redwall times.

      And this book led to Luke. Being reared in a beach cave, a warrior dad who was even more stoic than Martin, a look at baby Martin and his fascination with a sword, seafarin' adventures, and a badass death in the storm. I liked the other parts of the book and going on a=more adventures with Martyon and Gonff as well. I remember them going down some river in a grasslands I think and I enjoyed the imagery

      Him and Mariel and Danflor were my favorite champions, Mariel the amnesiac female badass with her trusty rope and Danflor the rare squirrel champion with his dad issues and his mouse gf.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the food descriptions in Redwall always made me hungry. i dont think any other series ive read has ever done that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats because Brian wrote the original novel for blind kids.

      The descriptions were written so they could internally visualise what was happening (presumably most of the kids were not born blind). He kept the style up throughout the series.

      Those books were my childhood, and Cluny in the opening chapter scared the crap out of me when I was 4yo.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make only USD110,000 a year. I have no home

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    only ever watched the show as a kid, are the books worth reading?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Tales of adventure and bravery and food and the woodlands and the sea. It's good shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Some of them have a slow start, but once things get going, there are some brutal deaths.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      as an adult theyre a bit too simplistic if you’re used to denser texts but as light reading theyre perfectly acceptable escapism with some really nice stories.
      I’ve been on a nostalgia trip and theyre like $3 apiece at the used shop and they go along well with my ender’s game/shadow collection.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redwall is why I fell in love with reading in the first place. The books were based. Salamandastron was my favorite.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the topic of animal worlds what do we think of Owls of Gahoole and Kulipari: An Army of Frogs?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      never got into the owls but I loved Wolves of the Beyond, it was set in the same universe and 10x more interesting.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Cluny was gay right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Among other things, yes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like being Portugese.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a cartoon? I read like a dozen books in a month during 4th grade, loved those little dudes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loose adaptions of Redwall, Mattimeo, and Martin the Warrior, a season apiece

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this, wasn't all the violence censored? Like no blood, or if someones gonna get shanked the camera turns away at the last second?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, guys, be real. If you woke up in the world of Redwall...would you try to score some mouse-maiden caboose? Some hare haunch? Badger backside? Rat rear? Otter twatter? Foxy fun-times? Or would you just stay celibate?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always knew Redwall was furry propaganda.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try to score with Martin's ghost

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ambitious.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i was in the world of redwall i'd be taller than the abbey. >>>/d/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be /trash/, not /d/

        [...]

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Size in Redwall is complete nonsense
          Everything is as large or small as you want it to be

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's assume the mice are an average of 4 feet tall.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they are mouse size. The book establishes that all the animals are their proper size. One horse was enough to carry the whole rat army to Redwall.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first book has a scene where the Abbey wall is about the same height as a large tree outside it. Plus there was an entire tribe of sparrows living in the belltower that never had contact with the rest of the Abbey so the building would have to be pretty massive relative to the inhabitants.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still there has to be a small gate for one mouse to be able to open it for Cluny.

          I think the size of things is just something we aren't meant to think too much about.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back when I read the first book, I always interpreted it as a Borrowers/Littles deal where the buildings were mostly human sized but they have their own rooms and gates carved into the walls.

            So the gates that they're using for the Abbey are just animal sized while the actual Abbey gates are never used.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      badger booty

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Constance's comic design is SO fricking awesome despite being basic.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool rats

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else read this? didn't read redwall as a kid but seems similar enough

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hm, no
      I was a Mistmantle kid

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uncool rats

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