>your wallet or your life

>your wallet or your life
realistically speaking, what do you do in this situation?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even loaded, you dumb monkey.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *pistol whips your nose*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ To tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kong never said that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*smashes it over your head and turns you into paste*

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scaling looks like his finger is too big for that trigger/guard. He already shot me, and i am a pile of red pudding.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hand over my wallet after emptying it into my pockets
    then die

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity is our strength. Thank you for culturally enriching me.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody does this.

    Think about it. If someone points a gun at you and demands your valuables or they will shoot you, then do you expect that to work? You give them your valuables and then what? They go on their way leaving a witness?

    If you have a weapon and you want something that belongs to someone else, you shoot them dead then take it. No withnesses or anything. If you merely point it at them and threaten them, then they know full well you are not prepared to shoot them. Might as well use a knife. or a spork.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might have a point if the cops did their jobs. Most armed robbers are not caught or do like 100 armed robberies before being caught. Unless you do it in some wealthy community. The poorer the area, the less chance of getting caught. In nog-infested ghettos, it's basically a 0% chance. People won't even snitch on you.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alright zilla, i want you to reach into that bag and fetch my wallet
    >its the one that says 'bad motherfricka'

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King Baldwin

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GODZILLASAMA NOO-ACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate how they turned Godzilla into a cute Disney like lizard.
      Same for Kong, he acts way too humanly. Anthropomorphism was a mistake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate how they turned Godzilla into a cute Disney like lizard.
      Same for Kong, he acts way too humanly. Anthropomorphism was a mistake.

      Zillabros… we're back in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just here for my files, Godzy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this moronic shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's called fun. Try having some.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I warned you, Anon. Stop calling Vinicius
    What do?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retrieve the emergency banana from my rectum, toss it off to the side and make my escape while monkey-boy chases after it.
    Who's laughing now, homosexuals?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this AI or a still from the new Godzilla x Kong movie? i can't tell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's from the new movie. He asks Godzilla if he feels lucky.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he hold it sideways?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay okay just don't hurt me!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made me laff.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing in my wallet and my life is just as empty. Do what you want.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take some bills out my wallet and throw them in the air. Then I can stroll away while he's picking up money from the ground just like in my Yakuza video games.

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