>has the government go on a public smearing campaign against him personally >uh yeah I'd like to join the wizard MI5 when I grow up
Wtf was Harry's problem
>Ministry cuck slaves away every day of the year >Rail Union chad laughs to the bank while only working 4 days a year if he feels like it
There's strength in a union
Harry Potter verse? Worked on commission, she only gets what she sells
Post Harry Potter verse? She's a monster on the train or something like that and doesn't need to work, it just eats candy
he was a kid dumbledore, you don't just diddle them because they play with wands all day and regularly visit your office for advice on how to defeat the last guy you molested and turned into an evil monster. snape just epsteined him so the administration couldn't prosecute him for all the times he diddled young wizards
>AND YOUR OTHER WAND
>Warden doesn't even realize ive hooped in a unicorn horn elder wood want to the yard
His anus was loose after Dumbledore shoved his cannon there.
>I'VE GOT THE MINISTER OF MAGIC BREATHING DOWN MY NECK AFTER THAT SHIT YOU PULLED IN DIAGON ALLEY
>has the government go on a public smearing campaign against him personally
>uh yeah I'd like to join the wizard MI5 when I grow up
Wtf was Harry's problem
He's British
As opposed to what? Name 5 other possible careers, not related to Hogwarts.
Magic dentist
Janitor
Teacher
Alchemist
Terrorist
Shop owner
Doctor/Nurse
These are the careers shown to exist in the series
There is also shop owner and trolly lady. And banker but I think the goblins only allow their own.
what an odd hiring policy those little gobbos have
Never forget the 6 million that died in the Goblin Rebellion
That's terrorism
You forgot executioner.
The series would have made more sense if most wizards lived among muggles.
what about necromancer
Could have gone pro playing quidditch.
Jailer. The dementors were decommissioned after Voldy's uprising and someone needs to look after all the death eaters in Azerbaijan.
Why they don't kill them with the thing in fantastic beast ? Or even just a big axe ?
Death penalty is illegal in Britain or some leftist twaddle
>don't worry, we don't have the death penalty here
>I sentence you to having your soul eaten by a dementor
lol they were? so where did the demon phantoms that feed pn happiness go after being kicked out of guantawarts bay?
Scotland, they fit right in
are there even 5 careers in magic england outside of the bureaucracy or the school?
Grunning's Drill manager and CEO
Dog breeder
Amateur boxing
Housewife
Zoo keeper
Aren't there people out there working with monsters? Ron's brother does, I think.
Nevermind. He just studies them.
I knew the dame was trouble when she tried to eat my owl.
>"Potter, you caused thousands worth of damage to the whomping willow, stole a car, and nearly got a fellow student killed!"
>"HOWEVER"
You caught the pedophile wererat that was molesting Ron Weasley for years.
What did she mean by this?
Reminder that Emma Watson canonically was infatuated with him, but he was too much of a homosexual and didn't frick her brains out
Imagine their ghoulish offspring
Imagine
Now lets see her at 30
Emma Watson or Hermoine Granger?
Or both?
Just imagine Malfoy pulling Hermione's hair and calling her a little mudblood bawd as he fricks her in the ass in the Hufflepuff common room.
Or he didn't want to frick a hole that was constantly leaking Harvey's cum because she was infatuated with Harv
>all the underage pussy he could ever want from around the globe
Pretty jelly.
>I don't like your methods, Potter
>but you sure get the job done
Meet your new partner, Harry.
*it's an animated cat in a trenchcoat*
I heard the Jamaican Shrunken Heads factory is hiring. Good benefits.
>for england, james?
For Rishi Sunak and Sadiq Khan, Alex.
Harry could be the train conductor. That would be a fine job.
>Only work like 4 days a year
What do you think the pay is like for the Hogwarts Express driver?
probably still more than what the weasleys earn lol
>Ministry cuck slaves away every day of the year
>Rail Union chad laughs to the bank while only working 4 days a year if he feels like it
There's strength in a union
He works on voluntary basis.
(he gets to be around children)
Harry Potter verse? Worked on commission, she only gets what she sells
Post Harry Potter verse? She's a monster on the train or something like that and doesn't need to work, it just eats candy
>you've got 2 weeks to get me results or I'm handing the case over to malfoy!
more like
>I shall revoke your cannon license
reminder that dumbledore regularly molested harry
He was asking for it, the little bawd
he was a kid dumbledore, you don't just diddle them because they play with wands all day and regularly visit your office for advice on how to defeat the last guy you molested and turned into an evil monster. snape just epsteined him so the administration couldn't prosecute him for all the times he diddled young wizards
HARRRRRRRYYYYYY
You got it wrong dipship
It's POTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Snape: "Thank Merlin the war is almost over. I'm up for retirement in two days."