>"You're a loose canon Potter."

>"You're a loose canon Potter."

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AND YOUR OTHER WAND

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Warden doesn't even realize ive hooped in a unicorn horn elder wood want to the yard

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His anus was loose after Dumbledore shoved his cannon there.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'VE GOT THE MINISTER OF MAGIC BREATHING DOWN MY NECK AFTER THAT SHIT YOU PULLED IN DIAGON ALLEY

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >has the government go on a public smearing campaign against him personally
    >uh yeah I'd like to join the wizard MI5 when I grow up
    Wtf was Harry's problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's British

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to what? Name 5 other possible careers, not related to Hogwarts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Magic dentist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Janitor
        Teacher
        Alchemist
        Terrorist
        Shop owner
        Doctor/Nurse
        These are the careers shown to exist in the series

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There is also shop owner and trolly lady. And banker but I think the goblins only allow their own.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what an odd hiring policy those little gobbos have

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Never forget the 6 million that died in the Goblin Rebellion

              what about necromancer

              That's terrorism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot executioner.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The series would have made more sense if most wizards lived among muggles.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what about necromancer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Could have gone pro playing quidditch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jailer. The dementors were decommissioned after Voldy's uprising and someone needs to look after all the death eaters in Azerbaijan.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why they don't kill them with the thing in fantastic beast ? Or even just a big axe ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Death penalty is illegal in Britain or some leftist twaddle

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >don't worry, we don't have the death penalty here
              >I sentence you to having your soul eaten by a dementor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol they were? so where did the demon phantoms that feed pn happiness go after being kicked out of guantawarts bay?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Scotland, they fit right in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are there even 5 careers in magic england outside of the bureaucracy or the school?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Grunning's Drill manager and CEO
        Dog breeder
        Amateur boxing
        Housewife
        Zoo keeper

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't there people out there working with monsters? Ron's brother does, I think.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind. He just studies them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I knew the dame was trouble when she tried to eat my owl.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Potter, you caused thousands worth of damage to the whomping willow, stole a car, and nearly got a fellow student killed!"
    >"HOWEVER"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't like your methods, Potter
      >but you sure get the job done

      You caught the pedophile wererat that was molesting Ron Weasley for years.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Emma Watson canonically was infatuated with him, but he was too much of a homosexual and didn't frick her brains out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine their ghoulish offspring

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now lets see her at 30

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Emma Watson or Hermoine Granger?
        Or both?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just imagine Malfoy pulling Hermione's hair and calling her a little mudblood bawd as he fricks her in the ass in the Hufflepuff common room.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Emma Watson canonically was infatuated with him, but he was too much of a homosexual and didn't frick her brains out

      Or he didn't want to frick a hole that was constantly leaking Harvey's cum because she was infatuated with Harv

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all the underage pussy he could ever want from around the globe

        Pretty jelly.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't like your methods, Potter
    >but you sure get the job done

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meet your new partner, Harry.
    *it's an animated cat in a trenchcoat*

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the Jamaican Shrunken Heads factory is hiring. Good benefits.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >for england, james?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For Rishi Sunak and Sadiq Khan, Alex.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Harry could be the train conductor. That would be a fine job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Only work like 4 days a year
      What do you think the pay is like for the Hogwarts Express driver?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably still more than what the weasleys earn lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ministry cuck slaves away every day of the year
          >Rail Union chad laughs to the bank while only working 4 days a year if he feels like it
          There's strength in a union

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He works on voluntary basis.
        (he gets to be around children)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Potter verse? Worked on commission, she only gets what she sells
        Post Harry Potter verse? She's a monster on the train or something like that and doesn't need to work, it just eats candy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you've got 2 weeks to get me results or I'm handing the case over to malfoy!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like
    >I shall revoke your cannon license

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that dumbledore regularly molested harry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was asking for it, the little bawd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was a kid dumbledore, you don't just diddle them because they play with wands all day and regularly visit your office for advice on how to defeat the last guy you molested and turned into an evil monster. snape just epsteined him so the administration couldn't prosecute him for all the times he diddled young wizards

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HARRRRRRRYYYYYY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You got it wrong dipship
      It's POTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snape: "Thank Merlin the war is almost over. I'm up for retirement in two days."

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