>You're a pest. A menace. A selfish, spoiled little boy and I've no use for you. You took something from me that I can never get back, something that means more to me than you ever will. You understand? I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you. Get out of my way.
Jesus fricking Christ Mr Wilson
The Christopher Lloyd scenes in this are hauntingly beautiful. His theme music is fricking tops as well.
Agreed, memorable theme!
creepy
hollywood really was just pedo satanist soft disclosure all along
your mom was wise
yeah good thing he grew up to be a sheltered incel like you
>incel
How did you know I was an internet celebrity?
ngl, I eat fruit with a knife like this to this very day because of this scene and feel like an absolute badass
shit is cash
He played that part well.
What did Dennis do?
Mr Wilson had to care and tend for a plant for 40 years to bloom a few seconds and Dennis ruined the chance to see it
How did Denis make it up to him ?
Nothing
Sucked on his balls
He got kidnapped so Mr. Wilson had to forgive him.
ouch. I guess that's why he went to Iraq to become Saddam Hussein
Went to Vietnam
lol someone read up on the real Dennis, that kid was harmed by having his name associated with that comic strip
QRD?
Based.
Denis was a horribly behaved child, a piece of shit brat, and his parents refused to ever discipline him and in fact wrote off all of his bad behavior as fun and cute.
My mom wouldn't even let me watch the fifties tv on Nickelodeon because she thought he'd be a bad influence
>I could have stood to be a bit more menacing in my life
same. my mom didn't let me watch rugrats because angelica was a bad influence. ironically, she was a-ok with us watching pretty woman, purple rain, all her favorite movies. her parenting was a lot an inconsistent dog owner who would invite the dog onto the couch then get mad about it later.
Both of my parents hated Jim Carey and didnt like us watching any of his movies because that was brainrot shit in the early 90s
>Both of my parents hated Jim Carey
based mom and pops
His mom is really hot
post her
meh. thanks for posting
Yeah, but MILF Lea Thompson was a suburban goddess.thpxd
He was right. Denis deserved death for what he did to Mr. Wilson.
I'll suck your twink wiener Dennis get those knickers off
I miss Walter Matthau
We all do Anon.
Why was Saddam Hussein such a crotchety butthole?
He should of just shot the little bastard for being on his property
or swat dennis' house and watch his mom get pink misted
>Problem Child, but shittier!
I can see someone sayin that to a shitty adult but to a kid? Jesus. Talk about crushing someone.
Dennis was a downy ADHD moron toddler anyways, he proper thought it was self ravings of an old man and was thinking about punching him in the dick again
>YOU DOWN THERE PLAYING WITH MY BUTTBALL?!
>Mr. Wilson do they still execute in this state?
>Execute? No- not at the moment.
>Pity.
Dennis electrocuting himself in front of Mr. Wilson after this was intense
Fun Fact: written by John Hughes, and directed by Nick Castle (Michael Myers in Halloween ‘78, wrote Escape from New York, and directed The Last Starfighter).
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Was Dennis a Chud?
Honestly, Mr Wilson was right. Kid needed a good smack upside the head but thats not what modern parents wanted to promote. Just cause kids want to be kids doesnt give them the right to harrass kindly old people enjoying their retirement. Love the movie though.. Christopher Lloyd and the cauldron of beans is my favorite
I always thought this looked really good and wanted it for my dinner
>tastes like paint
did boomers really used to ingest so much lead paint that they would be able to tell it by the taste?
The paint chips were said to taste very sweet.
It is more than likely what attributes to their insanity. See lead poisoning in the Roman Empire
Smell and taste are rather close dummy
Blue used to be my favorite.
Same. I developed an insatiable craving for paint and wood flavored steak after watching this movie.
For me, it was the beans. I don’t know why the burglar was so reluctant to eat them
The frickin beans. I swear this movie made me love them. I always wanted to be a train riding hobo with a giant pot of beans one day
You still can, anon. I believe in you.
Thanks fren! One day, gonna catch a freight train!! Way down to Georgia Loord!
Where can I get beans like this where they don’t look like they’re drowned in syrup? Are these more like British beans?
Probably. Brit beans are usually more with a tomato sauce. Burgers like their baked beans with more brown sugar/molasses etc both are good in their own right paired with something. Always the bachelor classic britbong meal. Beans on toast
So you like beans, huh?
List all 57 varieties of Heinz beans without looking it up.
Do they even sell all 57 varieties anymore?
Britbong post.
America wins again.
Its true. No other baked bean compares. I was quite disappointed traveling outside of burger land and seeing the state of beans the world considers acceptable
Step aside.
That’s not very much food for a dinner. What gives?
That’s a fairly normal dinner portion for an average sized person, I’d say?
Looks like one piece of broccoli and a piece of chicken the size of my palm
People didn't use to eat as much until recwntly. Look at older houses that have 6+ bedrooms and 1 bathroom
So you’re saying they shit less too? I don’t get it
okay Sadam Hussein of Iraq
>Yeah, big words from someone who USED to be the president of Iraq
what the FRICK was his problem
Mr Wilson still liked him better than Dennis..even though he basically called him a moronic. Mr Wilson is based as frick. I will be him one day
Heesh a foot short for hish age…and heesh crosh-eyed.
In real life the creator of Denis the menace was a horrible father. Denis was the name of his actual son and he couldn't be bothered to help raise him. His wife eventually left him because he was so distant and neglectful. She was Irish so also a drunk. He sent his son to boarding schools and when his mother died he didn't tell his son till after the funeral. Denis would never have a close or meaningful relationship with his father or ever meet his half siblings.
>I won't forget this, Dennis. And neither will your Kuwaiti friends
>Your fire's getting puny
These homies eatin' beans