That's why pretty people marry and have children with other pretty people. Same with uggos. If you're already ugly, whatever, have an ugly kid. If you're pretty you want to keep a lineage of pretty.
the first one wasn't that bad
I don't know why everyone shits on it so much
a perfectly serviceable video game adaption, especially considering how bad they all were up to that point
Literally 3/4ths of the cast die to some laser trap in a fricking RESIDENT EVIL movie. The mansion is completely glossed over for AppleLand Lab. That's unforgivable.
Is that photoshop, looks like Ever playing the Red Queen (before she was even born). They used fertility drugs and mom's ovaries weren't the best, that's why Ever's eye placement is so fricked up.
If you stop being autistic for 5 seconds and view the resident evil movies as their own thing instead of an extension of the games you have to admit that they are entertaining and funny to watch
RE “fans” are all autistic and the games are trash tho
hur dur red letter media says so, I bet you hate the prequel trilogy too and it's a totally original thought you had and not dictated by your favorite fat internet celebs
You only say they were garbage because you're a weak minded individual who goes with the herd and the current consensus is to shit on them because of morons like red letter media, if you were an honest person you'd say they're fricking dope even if they're schlocky kino. the first three were fricking sick, say whatever bullshit you want about the last few goofing things up but you can't say the original was shit, it was great and there's a reason there's so many sequels, it made a shit ton of money because it's fricking good despite what youtubers say in 2023
how much money have you donated being subscribed to red letter media's patreon? how useless is your life that you get your opinions from fat drunk morons who have no talent and failed at film making so they sit around and talk about other people's work all day? two of them are fat and never get laid and the other is a weird cringey homosexual
Doesn't she say, "You're all going to die tonight?" or is that a Mandela Effect? The movie was burned into my young mind by seeing it over a dozen times with my friends, I think I'd know.
Ever :3
Only Red Queen I care about is a flaming motorcycle sword.
wow what a great little movie
i watched it and said wow this is a great little movie
Looks exactly like her mom. Genetics always weird me out
Slav genes are too strong
That's why pretty people marry and have children with other pretty people. Same with uggos. If you're already ugly, whatever, have an ugly kid. If you're pretty you want to keep a lineage of pretty.
you are blind
I think you’re the one that’s blind.
Uhhhh…
>resting face spitting image of mom
>looks like her dad in a wig when she smiles
Sorcery
Wait
The little girl in the first movie was her own daughter?
>The little girl in the first movie was her own daughter?
No
shes only in "the final chapter"
Kys pedo
Now thats a hairbrush kino I would love to see!
SHE’S 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
I wanna hold hands with Ever, with her and her parents permission of course
holy shit, he really put ever in the movie. wtf
the first one wasn't that bad
I don't know why everyone shits on it so much
a perfectly serviceable video game adaption, especially considering how bad they all were up to that point
Would have been better with Jill instead of the director's wife/OC
Literally 3/4ths of the cast die to some laser trap in a fricking RESIDENT EVIL movie. The mansion is completely glossed over for AppleLand Lab. That's unforgivable.
Is that photoshop, looks like Ever playing the Red Queen (before she was even born). They used fertility drugs and mom's ovaries weren't the best, that's why Ever's eye placement is so fricked up.
In one of the later ones that scene was shown as a flashback with the Red Queen's parts reshot with Ever.
Holy shit?! Really. Huh.
>you're all going to die down here!
what did she mean by this?
>red queen
>down here
You know.
Jill is so fricking hot, cannot believe how wasted she was after RE2.
perfect casting
amazing pits imagine the taste
Are sweaty stinky pits better than clean pits when you're a pitgay?
Clean but not recently washed is perfect, body scented rather than soap
That's a good reaction image
my memory says first movie was good.
Yeah. Rogue AI is cool idea.
>le repeat that same quote everytime she shows up
another one of the reasons why I like 2 more
If you stop being autistic for 5 seconds and view the resident evil movies as their own thing instead of an extension of the games you have to admit that they are entertaining and funny to watch
RE “fans” are all autistic and the games are trash tho
Red Queen was so awesome that Capcom copied the idea for one of their games.
the first two were fun
Afterlife was cringekino
hur dur red letter media says so, I bet you hate the prequel trilogy too and it's a totally original thought you had and not dictated by your favorite fat internet celebs
What internet celebs? Lol, moron.
I said that because this scene is goofy as frick, but I enjoy that type of nonsense.
She did nothing wrong.
What in your life led you to this point, that you decided to write and post this?
You only say they were garbage because you're a weak minded individual who goes with the herd and the current consensus is to shit on them because of morons like red letter media, if you were an honest person you'd say they're fricking dope even if they're schlocky kino. the first three were fricking sick, say whatever bullshit you want about the last few goofing things up but you can't say the original was shit, it was great and there's a reason there's so many sequels, it made a shit ton of money because it's fricking good despite what youtubers say in 2023
Cope.
how much money have you donated being subscribed to red letter media's patreon? how useless is your life that you get your opinions from fat drunk morons who have no talent and failed at film making so they sit around and talk about other people's work all day? two of them are fat and never get laid and the other is a weird cringey homosexual
There is a rule that says all AI are cute little girls.
What?
It's similar to the sexy to crazy scale. The cuter an AI is the deadlier it is.
the ones not directed by Anderson are cool
She did nothing wrong. She was just trying to prevent an outbreak.
>You’re all going to die
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Doesn't she say, "You're all going to die tonight?" or is that a Mandela Effect? The movie was burned into my young mind by seeing it over a dozen times with my friends, I think I'd know.
It was 100% "down here." Welcome to our universe.
Found the source of my confusion. Mixed it up with the 2013 Evil Dead. Unrelated, but I believe that movie to have the best cut trailer ever made.
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She does not. Your hearing is busted.
Red dicky moar like