You're an absolute fricking retard if you think this is even remotely comparable to Alien.

You're an absolute fricking moron if you think this is even remotely comparable to Alien. It's literally teetering on normie garbabe.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are THIS if you THAT and think blah blah blah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, I came here to post the same thing. Op universally sounds like a moronic troon

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was enjoyable. Great background movie at this point too.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien wwbo: $184,637,785
    Aliens wwbo: $183,291,893
    clearly they are both 'normie' movies and OP is giant homosexual

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens is the better movie. Alien becomes a generic monster movie as soon as it bursts out of John Hurts' chest.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please never post on Cinemaphile again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please be bait

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott is unironically a far superior filmmaker to Cameron

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alien is a generic monster movie with above average production design. it is normie garbage moron

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suck my dick OP you absolute homosexual

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre both excellent movies in theyre own way and you shouldnt compare them. Like T1 and T2.

    Alien 3 is the GOAT though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      T1 is better than T2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >T1 >> T2
        >Aliens >> Alien

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alien 3 is the GOAT though.
      Alien 3: Assembly Cut is the GOAT though.
      FTFY

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*tips fedora*

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's what happens when you go from Ridley Scott to James Cameron.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien
    >aka a whole movie of just waiting for the next jumpscare
    >muh anti-normie high-brow scifi-thriller
    lol
    lmao even

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien was not scary at all. Can't understand all the nincompoops praising it as one of the greatest Sci-fi horror ever

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's bad sci fi and bad horror. not one good film in the series. might be the worst franchise, not counting really bottom of the barrel stuff like fast and furious or transformers

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s hilarious this board has gotten so moronic that the majority of posters in this thread are pretending alien is a bad movie.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I don't like this film
    Alien is a great film yet Aliens put me to sleep

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes Alien so much better? They're both 8/10 movies

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it had some really great moments. I just caught a rewatch of it on a sneaky stream and its pretty sweet. Bishop was a homie

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're an absolute fricking moron if you think this is even remotely comparable to Alien

    >waking up in stasis pods
    >getting to know the group
    >being sent on a mission
    >motion trackers
    >the discovery
    >knocking something over startles Ripley
    >suspicious android prods at and admires a facehugger
    >Ripley is the sole voice of reason and nobody listens
    >shit hits the fan and Ripley takes charge, despite the complaints of others
    >cocooned person who is set on fire
    >the group is picked off
    >man puts his hand in alien goo
    >a company plant tries to kill Ripley
    >Ripley is choked
    >her cute little friend goes missing
    >Ripley goes back to find said cute little friend
    >flammenwerfer! it werfs flammen.
    >countdown to a nuclear explosion
    >escaping the explosion on a small ship
    >Ripley is safe aboard that other ship...?
    >nope, turns out a xeno stowed aboard (spoilers btw)
    >Ripley gears up to fight the xeno
    >xeno is blown into space from an airlock
    >ends on Ripley and her cute little friend in stasis
    Did I describe Alien or Aliens?
    Of course they're comparable, you thick frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reductionism
      Arachnophobia and spiderman are both about being bitten by spiders

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >outlines plot beats that are the same from movie to movie
        >r-reductionism!
        Put some effort in, for frick's sake.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any similarity they have comes from one being a sequel to the other.
          The rest is your bias and yes, reductionism

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's Cameron sequel syndrome, and it's trackable.
            Alien and Aliens have the same plot directed by different people. What is so difficult to understand here?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What is so difficult to understand here?
              Maybe it's not difficult, maybe it's just you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're talking about movies here, don't run away.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't giung to convince me with your flat earth theory.
                Bring somethign valid to the table and maybe people will be inclined to talk

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bring somethign valid to the table
                the irony

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You made the initial claim, moron. Nobody's here's to indulge you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't expect indulgence, you fricking fool.
                A little discussion about movies on the film board would be great, instead of your ebin aloof homosexualry

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah alien is better no question

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched Aliens. Should I watch Alien? I hate spoopy movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate spoopy movies.
      It doesn't make you shit your pants. It's not that kind of horror. It's all about building tension and keeping you on the edge of seat.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both are excellent in their own way, just like T1 and 2. Any other consideration is a matter of preference.
    You have to be a moron to create these fake competitions.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no idea why people think they are clever for hating aliens
    This is like hating T2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unclever people need to find ways to feel clever.
      It's an ego thing.
      And yes, an unclever thing

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's literally teetering on normie garbabe.
    yeah, no shit OP, Cameron is the master of crowd-pleasing. or you think his movies made billions by being arthouse?
    that said it's still a good action movie, although I personally found the marine super fricking annoying with their tryhard attitude. I get that the point is that they underestimate the alien menace but jesus christ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens is not an action movie, but you npcs always parrot this

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's jumping the shark: the movie. But for what it is, you can't deny it's well made.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't need to compare

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien
    >not normie garbage
    What? Are you saying it's some transcendental masterpiece akin to Bresson, Ozu, Tarkovsky or Dreyer?

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