>You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

>You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's alright i get free groceries

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat fifty TWO eggs

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up, zoomer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 34. I use the phrase because it makes autists like you rectumfrustrated.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, zoomer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I don't know how to respond without sounding mad.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss him.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say you dropped this and point at the ground but when he looked down I'd fart in his face

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you stand up and come out of the shadow? I want to take a good look at you.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is he still good looking when overweight and bald and old?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's Marlon Brando

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was bisexual so the daily semen facials worked wonders.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I'll give it a try.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So if I want to stay good looking I have to take a bunch of loads to the face?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redux or Final Cut? Theatrical plebs need not apply.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we never got a Mussolini biopic starring this homie

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and the bill is passed due

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and you're a cart jockey who failed in his duties

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like joe rogan mixed with the mummy

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not much of a receipt are you?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    in b4 seething plebs who dont get the movie

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that'll be 18.99 + tip

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE TOOK A MASK FROM THE ANCIENT GALLERY

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Call the Shots now, boomer

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now say it without cue cards, Marlon

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