You're dressing like one of dem characters from REBEL MOON, right?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People were paid to rip these clothes and create holes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People were paid to rip these clothes and create holes.
      >implying
      An automated laser does it. A human can't be that precise as quickly as they need to shovel that shit off the line.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you’ve got it wrong. Lasers would leave marks on cloth and a machine to do this specifically is more expensive to add to the assembly lines making other clothes, than just paying 2 cents for a station of Bangladesh poors to cut with a razor.

        Generally westerners imagine some machine does most of what’s done in cheap shithole hovels by human labour. It’s nicer to think a machine does it than poor people sweating for zero money and with zero protections.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lasers would leave marks on cloth and a machine to do this specifically is more expensive to add to the assembly lines making other clothes
          Nah. These laser rigs are bog standard in any remotely modern clothing production. They're used on anything that's supposed to be "distressed" or "worn." Any manufacturer that makes trendy denim garments will have those machines. Look at the wear patterns. They're identically placed on every garment. Those aren't done by hand.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Poorgay that buys all their clothes at target.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People
      if you consider Bangladeshi children people, then sure.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        xDDDD

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest problem with child (and slave) labour is children don’t have the work ethic to produce good quality clothes at fast enough speed to turn a profit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rip her holes for free

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clothes with holes in them
    It's like shopping at the Goodwill or Salvation Army store all over again

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a dude, why would I wear a dress?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can dress yourself as one of the rapist soldiers from the movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finally clothes to match my lifestyle! My lifestyle is rapist.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let the rape commence.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yay, I can cosplay as Zelensky

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This doesn't seem like an ideal raping outfit with the zipper way up there. You can get regular pants off much faster

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dress up like your favourite NETFLIX x SNYDER (tm) dytopian hellhole inhabitants!
            Pretend to be popular characters like THAT GUY (r), GIRLBOSS NINJA (r) and SOME GENERIC FASCIST VILLAIN (property of Lucasfilm, used with permission).

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My lifestyle is rapist.
          What kind? Professional, traditionalist, freestyle, extreme, non Euclidean, endurance? I myself am a freestyle rapist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bros I just want to wear overalls

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Save your money and buy yourself Dickies overalls in every color you could want.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            > dickies
            Sorry not gonna sport the 2000s Riverside bike bro era look

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you don't want to be a midwit filtered by Chad Sneeder.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do they have space nazi outfits too?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care about and haven’t seen Rebel Moon but I’d wear that

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YA'LL FINNA KNOW WE BE REPPIN THAT DRIP my homie tyrese be droppin bands on em

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That moon, though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess we know where the food surplus went.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      eww fricking gross. please delete

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awfully progressive of them to include a pregnant woman in their marketing literature.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna frick a big fat prostitute

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i wanna frick a big fat prostitute
        incest is a sin, leave your mom alone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she got a spare tire undrr that dress haha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She needs to lose weight

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        scratch that, reverse it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If a braap took human shape, that would be it.

      Casper the Sassy Braap

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the weirdest merchandizing i've witnessed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      these fits are ok
      but the rest suck

      There is no date because NETFLIX is worried about the scaring off the casual demographic.

      >ETFLIX is worried about the scaring off the casual demographic
      how come gays, trannies and race swapped characters dont scare off the normies?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is one of the weirdest merchandizing i've witnessed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the FRICK do cargo sweatpants exist?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Rebel Moon have pretty asian girls?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about clothes, when does the R-rated cut drop with the actual rape in the movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no date because NETFLIX is worried about the scaring off the casual demographic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lame, why did they even agree to the script if they knew it had scary shit in it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're hungry for content and want their own Star Wars.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The promotion is totally over the top but the drip here is alright.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might get a rebel moon jacket no lie.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me going to my grans house on christmas eve

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people actually walk around looking like this and see nothing wrong with it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I look like that and it's not that I don't see something wrong wtih it, it's that I don't really gain anything by being thinner but lose a substantial amount of life satisfaction from eating whatever the frick I want.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you literally gain everything by not being a fat piece of shit. the benefits are innumerable. if stuffing your face is the height of living for you then you havent lived. also you go to hell or something but maybe that just applies to italians

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            > the benefits are innumerable.
            No.
            Looks? Doesn't matter, I'll still be ugly.
            Health? Doesn't matter, I'll get old and die from body breaking down anyways.
            >if stuffing your face is the height of living for you then you havent lived.
            Wow I never would have thought. Doing literally anything else has never once crossed my mind, anonymous 194450593.
            You can't have known that have actually improoved my life and then decided it wasn't worth the effort.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              the difference is insignificant if you were randomly generated as a non-chad

              holy frick you're moronic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the normalhomosexual lashes out in confusion
                lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that wasnt me. im allergic to pity parties so i stopped responding

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one is asking for pity
                just explaining reality
                I have been everything from 140 lbs to 230 lbs

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the difference is insignificant if you were randomly generated as a non-chad

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I consider myself a bon vivant and am thin, you can eat good food without eating too much of it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We come from the Tendie Moon to take all your Nintendos.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tshirt looks neat. interesting pattern with a side gusset. probably made of sandpaper kleenex though.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >faux leather
    ngmi

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up this rebel moon crap fa/tv/irgins keep banging on about
    >two of the top billed cast are Black folk
    Thanks but no thanks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i need her arms around me
        i need to feel her touch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rich white people immigrating to rich white people enclaves
        not very suprising tbh, her children can move back to moscow when mutts go below 20% and things go full south africa

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebel Moon is 100x better than Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, Serenity, District 9, Mass Effect, Buck Rogers, Lexx, Stargate, Starfield, Starship Troopers, Dune, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings and Dragon Ball Z combined. Change my mind.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lexx is better because big bug ship, rebel moon has no big bug ship. No big bug ship no watch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tiny bug sideburns and an little insect moustache

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire movie is tropes and stolen ideas while collecting a cast of characters so they can have a chance to actually do something in the sequel that's like 3 months away for some reason

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only about 4 years later the the FoG Essentials beige/earthtone athleisurewear eyesore. Makes sense a movie with zero original ideas would have equally derivative merch tie ins.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      her pusy is like right there RIGHT THERE with just some cloth in the way
      it's so close haha!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, anon, you might be on to something??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this aesthetic is straight out of Rogue One isn't it.
      Everything, including the people, are some sickly shade of khaki.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        rogue one, andor, this. yep, its nu starwars. isnt scifi so much more fun when people just wear hoodies instead of actual costumes designed by nonmorons?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooooo you can't just make TWO better movies with less money!
    >we invented lasers, spaceships, and hippogriffs, goy!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This girl I know keeps talking about this shitty movie. she asked me the other day what I thought about it and I said I hadn't seen it and had no opinion when I watched it and hated it but I didn't want to get in a conflict with her or make her feel bad for liking it. She said she watched it 4 times and liked it. I'm not even going to get into why someone would want to watch this piece of shit 4 times so I just kind of brush off the subject. She's talked about this like 2 times with me and I just don't want to say I hate it and can't stand that shitty movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't brick wall her aspie
      Say ehh it was okay I guess but maybe I need to see it again, maybe she'll invite you over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say you preferred Jupiter Ascending's worldbuilding

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a b***h ass homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say you preferred Jupiter Ascending's worldbuilding

        Don't brick wall her aspie
        Say ehh it was okay I guess but maybe I need to see it again, maybe she'll invite you over

        this is a person who thinks the nu star wars films are the best ones. I'm not interested in her that way at all.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're gay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            let me put it to you this way. she is overweight and is the type of person to yell "YAAAAAS QUEEEEN!" when a female character does something "badass" in a movie.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Get in there and then slowly change her for the better

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, like ii said. A b***h ass homosexual.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the director's cut of the first movie is going to be close to seven hours.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 hours
      Full means both parts

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please, Cinemaphile, talk me out from buying this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It even got a cool werewolf thing-y.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one you're sold won't look that good or fit that well

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cut looks atrocious, what the hell is modern fashion doing?
      I only wear chud clothes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're an Imperium kinda guy, huh?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but not the mechanic
          what do the stormtroopers wear?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      youd look even more moronic than if you wore the drive jacket. no less than 100000 redditors will be buying and wearing the exact same jacket and if you walked into the same room together i think youd both combust from the shame and awkwardness. it will fall apart within 25 wears.

      god dammit they made the captcha way more annoying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks rough on models in a still photo. It's almost certainly going to look terrible on you in motion. Didn't you frickers learn your lesson with yesstyle almost 20 years ago?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chinkslop is le bad?!
        you deserve to lose your money at that point

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every piece of clothing is ripped and literally with holes. WTF

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this really what they wear in the flick?
            Captcha KAMVAX

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk man. every since that black mr potato head doll kanye got his zombies to start buying his slop buying shit with that wouldnt pass muster at a goodwill for a premium is cool again.

            >i wanna frick a big fat prostitute
            incest is a sin, leave your mom alone

            zing

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another excuse to sell fake leather plastic crap
    kys

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first 90 minutes is just collecting characters so they can exist in 2

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't leave my house except once a week to get groceries so fashion and clothing doesn't matter to me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I barely go out but I like to dress well to make me feel better about myself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you see a late twenties something with unkempt beard dressed like a child, holla at me kay.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This get-up look like something a serial killer would wear.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why all the holes? Like what the point?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really doesn't look like an intentional design.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this look called?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hopkins robot who does one thing and then vanishes from the movie is shown in a field with horns
    Woah.. kino..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's got a whole arc in the director's cut.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't all kinos do this?

    was the drive jacket even official or chink shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don’t own the Bane jacket get off my fricking board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i really wanted that greencast denim jacket with the band collar they had on raised by wolves. that shit was actually something you could wear irl and not look moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was the drive jacket even official or chink shit?
      >he thinks there's a difference
      It's all chinkshit anon. Some is higher quality, most is lower, but it's all manufactured in Chinese factories at best. Bangladeshi sweatshops at worst. The quality is always comparable to non-tiein gear at a quarter to a tenth the movie merch price.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      id buy this if i was caucasian

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.soulrevolver.com/mens-leather-jackets/mens-replica-leather-jackets/blade-runner

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Forever 21 went out of business

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are those cargo sweat pants
    frick, ill buy some of those

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't like being comfy
        no, you kys

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he wants to add weight to a shitty loose jersey weave so it knocks against his knees, pulls his pubes out the top, fricks the drape , and stretches the pants so they look shitty
          no YOU kys

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that character on the box isnt really a character in the show right? jfc thats moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bruh this shit is so fricking gay. i didnt even hear about this movie until i came on Cinemaphile somehow. i cant even begin to start with how gay and moronic this bullshit is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did an Alexa thing where the little robot thing-y speaks in Anthony Hopkins' voice and it is the coolest thing ever.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snydertards be like “WE FRICKING WON!!!”
    Yeah, you won a free trip to the clearance rack, you homosexuals.

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