You're gay if you wouldn't have plapped aunt Petunia
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You're gay if you wouldn't have plapped aunt Petunia
You're gay if you wouldn't have plapped aunt Petunia
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Not gay, just not gonna frick another dude's wife
I was like you once, then I got old
she's a carpet muncher irl
more like magic carpet muncher
Hahaha
I'd like to sell my drill to her if you catch my drift...?
What a precious british rose she is.
I'd do her every weekend. Even saturdays, sometimes.
england is my city
>wanted to frick Bellatrix
>wanted to frick Narcissa Malfoy
>wanted to frick that moron teacher with the huge glasses
>REALLY wanted to frick Moaning Myrtle
>never at any point wanted to frick Hermoine
what was wrong with my adolescent brain
i think you were horny but I don't know
Mother issues
Hermoine is a washboard
Zero sex appeal
>no madam rosmerta
I am disappoint
>never at any point wanted to frick Hermoine
The only character from hp that made me insta honry as a teen was that blond girl
>tfw no 3some with luna lovegood and moaning myrtle
Well everyone you wanted to frick was actually an adult at the time so there's that.
it's a well known fact that young boys are into older women and older men are into young girls.
I'm a 40 year old man who's always been into 50ish year olds. Been spending the last few days making tailor-made gilfs on ai-generators
My kid brain was horny as frick for Cho Chang. The yellow fever started with that kiss scene, which my brain registered as a wet, deep, sexual french kiss makeout.
What was Cho even thinking when going out with Harry? Was she really about to prostitute herself out for a chance of knowing what happened to Cedric?
If you arent memeing, Cho and Harry had a thing before Cedric died. She was clearly into Harry but was already tied up with Cedric. It was never written but it WAS a big reasom his peers doubted his claim someome else killed Cedric. Certainly suspicious his romantic rival died.
Cho genuinely liked Harry but was never going to be able to get over the mixed feelings of guilt by being with him. And Harry being a weird and distant fellow didnt help his case.
In all honesty Ginny really was the only true match for Harry; the only girl who had directly felt the madness of Voldemort.
The actress who plays Cho is 5’5”, how is literally everyone in that movie, male or female, 5’5”.
Calm down Daniel
What about the tabloid b***h that wanted to frick Harry?
>wanting to frick adult women instead of an underage girl
nothing
I was horny for book snape but they cast him as an old guy in the movies, that really disappointed me
She was weirdly fine in that dress
>weirdly
her face is quintessentially bri'ish but she has very nice legs and butt. They knew what they were doing.
Aunt Petunia has fantastic legs
she was sexier in the mario movie
Imagine being a neighbor of the Dursleys and you think you have privacy in your backyard and start fapping and you catch Aunt Petunia craning her long neck to watch you beat your meat.
is there a word for when theres a really fat husband with a really skinny chick?
American sitcom
Isn't it usually the other way around?
My parents. Although my father got father years after marriage.
*Fat
Frick cellphone
A feeder
How do fat people live with themselves? Imagine how disgusted a woman must be when some fat smelly blob butthole climbs onto of her. It must be utterly repulsive.
Any fatbros want to chime in?
Nope, he pretty much got it down.
I have a hard time imagining any woman entertaining any emotions except pure enthralled bliss when Vernon Dursley lumbers over them for a bit of the old biweekly conjugal in out. In a strictly non-gay way, of course.
Him for me, needing two hands to reach around his half giant wiener
As a kid watching Mallrats when the fortune teller unveiled her breasts was what made me have a thing for older women.
I got angry when Brodie didn't stay and frick her
The plapping would be coming from Vernon
Only with a charm potion, in front of her kid, so she becomes my willing frick toy and betrayals her family for cums, he can jack off and watch though, which after awhile, he will give and and spill his load on the carpet, they all do.
He'd spill your blood on his carpet assuming this is after he bought his gun.
It is amazing that all it takes to look fem is a good dress and 99% of women in the west 99% of the time can’t manage it.
Nice legs but her face is just too British.
How would you exterminate the wretched witches, anons? Personally I think radiation weapons are the way to go, wandies don’t even know what an atom is, much less how to protect themselves from ionizing gamma rays.