You're given a 2 million dollar budget and the studio gets you Margot Robbie as your lead. What type of kino are you making?
You're given a 2 million dollar budget and the studio gets you Margot Robbie as your lead.
You're given a 2 million dollar budget and the studio gets you Margot Robbie as your lead. What type of kino are you making?
Good god, she's so fricking ugly. She's got no uniformity to her pelvic structure; literal fridge body phenotype. I can't imagine how rough child birth could be when she lacks the proper veganal canal + child-bearing loins for the job. How the frick was her existence even allowed when she should've been born a man, especially with that masculine jaw?
sharp knees 2/10
Ok Chudley
She won't be able to give birth to a black baby unfortunately.
So you are claiming some people are born trans, and you have child birthing hips holding up them Walmart Wranglers? Ymnbaw.
It's alright to be gay, bro.
No judgement on this board. We support neurodiversity as well.
homosexual
Fat, she plays the lead character who literally can not stop gaining weight. Unrated, 140 mins.
Love it. We've already cast the male love interest.
A movie set a million miles away from me,
Nothing. I'd steal her used underwear from her changing room and run away with the money.
How many celeb pantyanons are there?
Im casting couching her as Abby Chase in Danger Girl The Movie.
Oh hell yes.
Her competing in a pole dancing tournament.
The Fly remake but the scientist gets merged with his fridge
I’d make her go full moron.
A found footage movie with her being a sexually obsessed demon needing male seed to gain power with me being the victim. I’ll get caught at least thirty times, being forced to feed her appetite as I try to escape the woods.
3 hours of her being brutally beaten and tortured. Not worked at all, all shoot.
use her as a prop on the set
how can an ass be flabby yet nonexistent at the same time? she's a 10/10 from the neck up and a 5/10 from the neck down
I like Margot as much as the next guy. In particular her legs. But yeah the instant you take her out of clothing she loses raw sex appeal and looks like any other thin woman going on middle age. She looks great in clothes that fit her and average out of them.
2 million dollars? I'd shoot a sex scene
Its all thats in the budget and thats all i need
A movie about an aging actress coming to terms with her mortality.
She looks incredibly frickable here. Hotter than how she appeared in Barbie and every interview leading up to and post Barbie. b***h is immaculate with the accessories and sexy legs prominently displayed because she lacks cleavage or a fat ass. Classic European beauty. Great face that will withstand the test of time and a body begging to house a baby
snuff film
genderswapped brokeback mountain starring her and sydney sweeney
she’s pretty. wish she had a bit less tummy fat
A remake of Apocalypse Now with an all-female cast, shot on a 2 mln $ budget.
It opens with her sitting at a coffee shop drinking espresso, she gets up and leaves and you see me in the table behind her watching her leave.
The next scene is me smoking a cigarettte in an old abandoned church. my friend comes and drops off the guns. I walk into a club Im wearing a trench coat and a white scarf all over a nice suit. Margot is singing a song about love and we make eye contact as I walk by. I walk into the back room and kill a bunch of gang members. THe hit is done but margot runs in the room and I accidentally shoot her eyes out. Time passes and I watch her as she is now 90% blind and its getting worse. I watch her as she walks home and save her from getting raped by a Black person by deadlegging him and cutting his throat. Some stuff devolves and we both die alone and bitter.
A movie about a pretty Australian woman whose English partner becomes increasingly frustrated with her insistence on only appearing in films where she plays a Black™ man's love interest (complete with sex scene).
An early 2000s style teen comedy, making fun of everything in Hollywood.
>Margot is a woman in her 30s who has prioritized her career.
>She realizes she has wasted her best years and needs to lock down a man ASAP in order to have a chance at starting a family
>There are several men she works with who she sees as potential mates who show interest in her, but no one will dare attempt to ask her out because of "Me Too"
>Thankfully a company trip to Hawaii is right around the corner.
>Margot is the prettiest woman at the company by far, and works hard to keep in shape. The only other white woman who isn't a landwhale is Sydney, a nerdy girl who dresses modestly and has kind of a weird face
>Once Margot's coworkers see her fit body in a bikini, away from the office, they won't be able to resist vying for her affection
>She starts to fantasize about having her pick of the litter, and starts to consider which man she'll choose
>continued...
>The trip comes and with it an event everyone must attend on the beach
>Margot makes a fashionably late grand entrance, strutting her stuff as all the male attention immediately turns her way and drops their jaws.
>What Margot doesn't know is that Sydney is right behind her, and hiding behind her typical modest attire were some dangerous curves.
>Margot might as well be invisible as everyone, women included, drools over Sydney's ample bust
>Margot spends the trip trying to get men to notice her, hijinks ensue.
>What Margot doesn't realize is that Sydney is a lesbian who has been trying to get her attention all along.
>On the last night the two end up alone at a pool after Sydney rejects all male advancements. In Margot's frustration, she asks Sydney if they are real.
>Sydney says of course, and tells Margot to touch them.
>Margot doesn't believe her and obliges.
>Not only are they real, but Margot finds herself starting to get a bit turned on as she feels them.
>She lingers, touching them way longer than necessary. She starts to wonder what they look like.
>Margot can't help but say they're incredible, and sheepishly asks if she could see them.
>Sydney smirks as she knows she has Margot's interest. She says Margot can see hers if she can see Margots.
>Margot recoils, saying there's nothing to see.
>Sydney tells Margot that she thinks small breasts are beautiful and that she is jealous of Margot's figure. She hates the constant attention hef breasts bring her, as well as the back problems, difficulty finding bras that fit, ect.
>Margot feels shocked that someone as busty as Sydney could feel jealous of her very modest chest and lets her guard down.
>Sydney removes Margot's bikini top and begins to caress her breasts
>Margot goes from a bit turned on to really turned on and nearly tears Sydney's top off.
>The touching each other's chests leads to kissing/licking/sucking of the nipples before they finally start to make out
>continued...
>Just as things start to heat up they hear a noise, and turn to see their coworkers watching them.
>Margot covers up and runs away, as Sydney sits there with her breasts exposed and tells them to get a good look because she's gay and they have zero chance.
>Upon returning home and going to work for the first time since the trip Margot feels mortified.
>Yet for the first time, her male coworkers are giving her attention. Several of them even ask her out.
>Yet Margot can't help but turn her attention towards Sydney, whose well constrained chest still can't help but bounce subtly as she walks through the office.
>Margot agrees to a date with one of the men, but while on it, all she can think about is Sydney
>We see a montage of dates, with Margot looking disinterested, while also finding herself checking out other women.
>Finally, while on a date as a chesty woman in a low cut top walks by, Margot hops up and says she can't do this anymore.
>She exits the restaurant and shows up at Sydney's doorstop
>Sydney opens her door wearing a sexy nightie, asking how Margot knew where she lived?
>Margot replies that she got the info from the company records, and that she can't stop thinking about Sydney since Hawaii.
>After a pause in which Margot starts to feel stupid and as if made a mistake, Sydney asks what took you so long? And drops her nightie to the ground.
>Margot practically tackles Sydney as the door slams shut.
>We see the aftermath of Margot and Sydney naked in bed, as Margot exclaims that was the best orgasm she's ever had.
>Sydney coyly smiles as she says that was just the tip of the iceberg, and opens her night table drawer
>We don't see what's inside, but we see Margot's reaction. Surprise, delight, maybe some apprehensiveness, but she's along for the ride.
>The two girls begin to make out again as Sydney reaches for something in the drawer
>The end
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You're not going to get Margot Robbie on a 2 million dollar budget lol. If you do it's going to be for something she wants production credits, as well as acting credits on and it's going to be some remake of some obscure French play that has one or two set locations.
Gender reversal remake of NXNW. Or Sharon Tate survives the attack and how she deals with Polanski raping a teen then asking her to be fugitives with him
>trophy wife is dumped by her famous billionaire husband
>she gets nothing because she signed the prenup
>billionaire husband is dating some famous Taylor Swift type girl
>Margot joins a YMCA gym because she can’t afford the fancy gym
>Henry Cavill is a buff and rough ex bodybuilder turned lowlife personal trainer
>Margot decides to compete in a bodybuilding comp to get her confidence back
>Henry trains her and they fall in love and sweaty sex in the squat rack etc.
It’s pretty much Dirty Dancing in a gym.
probably nothing but debt, because she probably costs more than that.
I rape her at a cost of $0.00 and use the money for my bail.
Just get her to mindless ramble into a mirror for hours on end. Would get at least 90 minutes if gold
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Have the first scene be a really really raunchy sex scene. The type of ones that girls like,so I would just model them after that movie where Emma Stone looks like a boyish skeleton with moobs
Then I would find a male actor that she would fawn over and want to do that scene with. I'd make sure it was the first scene. After repeatedly being unsatisfied I would demand that I stand in for the actor to show her how it's done
I would go for it, as much as the scene allows, and use the remaining money to hire a legal team.
Then I would post about it on Cinemaphile
Quite frankly I don't think she's very attractive and I wouldn't want to do this personally, but I believe in the statement doing those things would make
The statement would be: society is fricking stupid
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Well first I'd get rid of Margot Robbie. Ain't no woman gonna be in my flick.
chris chan biopic, as chris, played totally straight.
I play barb
I've been taking so many nootropics and my intellect has risen to such an extent I question sexyality. Why is this freak of nature molded in a specific pattern so arousing? It doesn't make any logic sense when you get down to the most miniscule point of existence. Women are disgusting creatures when looked at with an unbiased lens it's actually horrifying how many people are put under their spell
>You're given a 2 million dollar budget and the studio gets you Margot Robbie
I don't even think I have money left to film her from a distance like a creepy paparazzo with my phone.
the FRIDGE starring MARGO robbie as THE FRIDGE
womb
I'd let her play a good version of Harley for once.
She would make an amazing Harley, ngl
Weirdest thing about her is that her face looks REALLY good on film but in pictures irl she isn't anything to write home about