>HIS HANDS THAT JUST TOUCHED THE RAW CHICKEN IS NOW TOUCHING THE SOAP AND WATER. NOW THAT SOAP AND WATER GOING DOWN THE DRAIN IS CONTAMINATED. THAT'S IT I GOTTA PUT A STOP TO THIS
I don't want to sound like a pussy but when people get this close to each other just to yell I legit get creeped out. I don't want to be anywhere near someone who becomes that aggressive in conversation.
Its people that have never had their ass kicked or been in a fight. You get in people's face like that, eventually someone is going to freak out. I dont mean >yo you frick with me ill frick you up bro
I mean there are a lot more people that have mental issues or are drunk/on drugs who will snap and try to bite you or some shit or take a swing. Theres always the chance youll talk shit to some amateur fighter, but talking shit to people in bars or gas stations is never a good idea
Ive been on the giving and receiving ends of ass whoopings, and worked in a psych ward plus military blah blah. Unless someone is trying to hurt you or hurt someone vulnerable, dont get in a fight. Not worth it
>DID YOU SEE THAT? THERE'S A THREAD WITH A HALF-NAKED ANIME GIRL, AND HE JUST SKIMMED PAST IT! >WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THREAD DOING ON THIS BOARD? THAT'S OFF-TOPIC, AND HE'S JUST PRETENDING HE DIDN'T SEE IT!!! >I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING IN >THANK GOD HE DOESN'T GET PAID FOR THIS!
>I took leave of my SUV, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as a sports bar. I eventually reached the establishment, a contaminated structure that emitted a dank and musky odor outside the entrance. The owner sat in front of me, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in doing so. His bestial stupidity, likely the result of countless nights of alcohol poisoning, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.
>My eyes were immediately drawn towards the creature laying inside my martini glass. This entity perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not describe it here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read it.
>I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the bacterial ecosystem within that bar. I fear that it is pointless. The fate of this bar rescuer is sealed.
>DID YOU SEE THAT? HE TOOK A SHIT AND DIDN'T WIPE COMPLETELY PAST HIS TAINT! NOW HIS UNDERWEAR IS CONTAMINATED WITH HIS SHIT! LOOK NOW HIS PANTS TOUCHED HIS UNDERWEAR! HE FRICKIN SITTING ON THE COUCH NOW WITH HIS SHIT CONTAMINATED PANTS! I'M PUTTING A STOP TO THIS!
>SEE THAT? THEIR COOK IS NOT WEARING GLOVES. HE’S GONNA KILL SOMEBODY! I’M GOING IN!!!
One Day Later… >montage of Taffer’s expert chef training the kitchen staff, touching all of the food with bare hands.
>Tiny fire due to incompetence >Taffer walks in, stares at the fire for a solid 3 seconds >WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? >Berates the dweeb while everyone's trying to put the fire out >YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS DEAD >tiny extinguisher turns the entire bar into The Mist >Demonic laughing
>violin sting on a close-up of mold in the ice machine
>HIS HANDS THAT JUST TOUCHED THE RAW CHICKEN IS NOW TOUCHING THE SOAP AND WATER. NOW THAT SOAP AND WATER GOING DOWN THE DRAIN IS CONTAMINATED. THAT'S IT I GOTTA PUT A STOP TO THIS
jej
I don't want to sound like a pussy but when people get this close to each other just to yell I legit get creeped out. I don't want to be anywhere near someone who becomes that aggressive in conversation.
Its people that have never had their ass kicked or been in a fight. You get in people's face like that, eventually someone is going to freak out. I dont mean
>yo you frick with me ill frick you up bro
I mean there are a lot more people that have mental issues or are drunk/on drugs who will snap and try to bite you or some shit or take a swing. Theres always the chance youll talk shit to some amateur fighter, but talking shit to people in bars or gas stations is never a good idea
Ive been on the giving and receiving ends of ass whoopings, and worked in a psych ward plus military blah blah. Unless someone is trying to hurt you or hurt someone vulnerable, dont get in a fight. Not worth it
God I fricking hate the Sopranos so much
imagine puncher taffers face so hard his head explodes
they play this show in your esl third world country? no wonder you gays hate us
>HE JUST POURED THAT RAW WATER IN THAT RAW GLASS, THAT'S CROSS CONTAMINATION, I'M GOING IN
Whenever I've watched MasterChef, they're always touching raw chicken and not washing their hands when they handle everything else.
this kind of look is basically fedoras for women
>THERE'S A FLY IN YOUR BAR! THAT'S FRICKIN DISGUSTING!
>*swipes plate of nachos off customer's table for no reason*
*violently rocks suv side to side*
>HE JUST POSTED A CARTOON THREAD ON Cinemaphile! THAT'S CROSS-BOARD CONTAMINATION!
>DID YOU SEE THAT? THERE'S A THREAD WITH A HALF-NAKED ANIME GIRL, AND HE JUST SKIMMED PAST IT!
>WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THREAD DOING ON THIS BOARD? THAT'S OFF-TOPIC, AND HE'S JUST PRETENDING HE DIDN'T SEE IT!!!
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING IN
>THANK GOD HE DOESN'T GET PAID FOR THIS!
not a bad post
SHE JUST PUT VODKA AND CRANBERRY JUICE IN THE SAME GLASS. I GOTTA GO IN THERE.
>I took leave of my SUV, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as a sports bar. I eventually reached the establishment, a contaminated structure that emitted a dank and musky odor outside the entrance. The owner sat in front of me, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in doing so. His bestial stupidity, likely the result of countless nights of alcohol poisoning, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.
>My eyes were immediately drawn towards the creature laying inside my martini glass. This entity perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not describe it here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read it.
>I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the bacterial ecosystem within that bar. I fear that it is pointless. The fate of this bar rescuer is sealed.
fricking kek
>"What's that?"
>"Someone there?"
>"Must have been the wind..."
>Bartender returns to drinking on the job and pissing his pants.
THIS HONNINGBREW MEAD BOTTLE IS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH SKOOMA.
>first image for Jon Taffer on Google is AI generated
What a time to be alive
stop using a phone you dumbass Black person
I'm on a laptop
These shows are hour long ads for bars aimed at alcoholics and stupid people.
its the best show on television
I'm so glad I don't work in kitchens anymore. Everyone is a fricking scumbag.
Would you sit on this couch?
I used to bareback ghetto strippers on a couch in the back that was just like this. So yes, I suppose
>DID YOU SEE THAT? HE TOOK A SHIT AND DIDN'T WIPE COMPLETELY PAST HIS TAINT! NOW HIS UNDERWEAR IS CONTAMINATED WITH HIS SHIT! LOOK NOW HIS PANTS TOUCHED HIS UNDERWEAR! HE FRICKIN SITTING ON THE COUCH NOW WITH HIS SHIT CONTAMINATED PANTS! I'M PUTTING A STOP TO THIS!
>SEE THAT? THEIR COOK IS NOT WEARING GLOVES. HE’S GONNA KILL SOMEBODY! I’M GOING IN!!!
One Day Later…
>montage of Taffer’s expert chef training the kitchen staff, touching all of the food with bare hands.
the suv didnt rock over like the shocks busted, fake scene
>You're walking out on your family because you'd rather be a pirate
love these dudes
had a bonfire of all the garbage taffer put in their place and reverted back to pirates
The greatest scene in the history of television:
>Tiny fire due to incompetence
>Taffer walks in, stares at the fire for a solid 3 seconds
>WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
>Berates the dweeb while everyone's trying to put the fire out
>YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS DEAD
>tiny extinguisher turns the entire bar into The Mist
>Demonic laughing
my favorite is the mold mushroom growing in the fridge