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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn’t this guy rape a lot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got methed up and made a few bad decisions. nothing Cinemaphile hasn’t done

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how fricked up this game of telephone is when it's now "he raped a lot."
      No. He got beat up by a prostitute. I can't remember if he hit her first or not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Offer Shlomi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can fix her

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Offer Shlomi
          >Israeli-American pitchman
          oof

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he beat her after she bit the tip of his tongue off. He talked with a lisp after that incident

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love playing telephone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did a bunch of cocaine and got maxed out by a troony

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hooker bit his tongue.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he beat her after she bit the tip of his tongue off. He talked with a lisp after that incident

        >I hired a hooker, she bit my tongue off, I beat the shit out of her.

        "no kissing" is a legit hooker term of service. Who the frick open mouth kisses a prostitute anyway?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A pollyanna

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who the frick open mouth kisses a prostitute anyway?
          what's wrong with that?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's gross. You don't know where that mouth has been (but you should assume...)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you could say that about any parts of her body
              you know any adult has puked right? you kiss any girl and you've kissed where puke has been
              you like puke boy?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you could say that about any parts of her body
                You eat hooker ass and box too???? Even worse... What country are you from?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                germany, why?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thought so. Cinemaphile really needs mandatory nation flags so we can nip this sort of thing in the bud.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, prostitute

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slap my nuts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kids love my nuts

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather slap my hands on your chop big boy

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JaboodyDubs is kino

    There i said it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always was.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss him bros

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gonna wash your ass, your dick or your balls you'd be crazy not to buy this thing.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Punch it, punch it like your punching a midget

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    billy mays here, going to get coked out and clean your carpets with oxyclean

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Billy Mays died 14 years ago already
      I still miss him man, his death hit me way harder than Michael Jackson.
      He finally had his own show too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah his coked out enthusiasm was so wholesome and comfy, RIP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pitchmen was kino. Feelsbadman.png

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pitchmen
          oh shit never heard about this
          finally have something to watch, thanks

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy it bro. It ended too soon 🙁

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mysteriously hit in the head while on a plane
      >die later that day
      >coroner claims it was heart attack...and uh, cocaine
      what was the real story here? was it an inside job?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
    >doesn't that just look great on a salad?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vince Offer
    >Offer Shlomi
    I love anybody who changes their last name because they're so committed to israelite magic. Even better if their new last name is also their first name.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >name is offer
      >offers you quality products at a good price
      Based Offer, is the Slap Chop still around anymore? I always kind of wanted one.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't find the original so here's some homosexual's reupload.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hired a hooker, she bit my tongue off, I beat the shit out of her.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder he directed this movie a decade before he became famous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Underground_Comedy_Movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can still remember those commercials late at night on Comedy Central. They made such a big deal about Joey Buttafuoco being in it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Joey Buttafuoco
        thats a name ive not heard for a long, long time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bobby Lee as Chinese Man

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Germans, they make great stuff

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was the Sham Wow

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude could've been the next Billy Mays, but he had to go and screw it up.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive got a slap chop and its not a very good utensil

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Until you're bifocal curious

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKFAST TO GO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two eggs
      >onion
      >a pickle
      >CHOP CHOP

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