I don't know how fricked up this game of telephone is when it's now "he raped a lot."
No. He got beat up by a prostitute. I can't remember if he hit her first or not.
you could say that about any parts of her body
you know any adult has puked right? you kiss any girl and you've kissed where puke has been
you like puke boy?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>you could say that about any parts of her body
You eat hooker ass and box too???? Even worse... What country are you from?
9 months ago
Anonymous
germany, why?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Thought so. Cinemaphile really needs mandatory nation flags so we can nip this sort of thing in the bud.
>mysteriously hit in the head while on a plane >die later that day >coroner claims it was heart attack...and uh, cocaine
what was the real story here? was it an inside job?
>Vince Offer >Offer Shlomi
I love anybody who changes their last name because they're so committed to israelite magic. Even better if their new last name is also their first name.
didn’t this guy rape a lot?
he got methed up and made a few bad decisions. nothing Cinemaphile hasn’t done
I don't know how fricked up this game of telephone is when it's now "he raped a lot."
No. He got beat up by a prostitute. I can't remember if he hit her first or not.
>t. Offer Shlomi
i can fix her
>Offer Shlomi
>Israeli-American pitchman
oof
he beat her after she bit the tip of his tongue off. He talked with a lisp after that incident
I love playing telephone.
he did a bunch of cocaine and got maxed out by a troony
The hooker bit his tongue.
"no kissing" is a legit hooker term of service. Who the frick open mouth kisses a prostitute anyway?
A pollyanna
>Who the frick open mouth kisses a prostitute anyway?
what's wrong with that?
Because it's gross. You don't know where that mouth has been (but you should assume...)
you could say that about any parts of her body
you know any adult has puked right? you kiss any girl and you've kissed where puke has been
you like puke boy?
>you could say that about any parts of her body
You eat hooker ass and box too???? Even worse... What country are you from?
germany, why?
Thought so. Cinemaphile really needs mandatory nation flags so we can nip this sort of thing in the bud.
Shut up, prostitute
Slap my nuts
kids love my nuts
I'd rather slap my hands on your chop big boy
JaboodyDubs is kino
There i said it
Always was.
i miss him bros
If you're gonna wash your ass, your dick or your balls you'd be crazy not to buy this thing.
Punch it, punch it like your punching a midget
billy mays here, going to get coked out and clean your carpets with oxyclean
>tfw Billy Mays died 14 years ago already
I still miss him man, his death hit me way harder than Michael Jackson.
He finally had his own show too.
yeah his coked out enthusiasm was so wholesome and comfy, RIP
Kino.
Pitchmen was kino. Feelsbadman.png
>Pitchmen
oh shit never heard about this
finally have something to watch, thanks
Enjoy it bro. It ended too soon 🙁
>mysteriously hit in the head while on a plane
>die later that day
>coroner claims it was heart attack...and uh, cocaine
what was the real story here? was it an inside job?
>CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
>doesn't that just look great on a salad?
>Vince Offer
>Offer Shlomi
I love anybody who changes their last name because they're so committed to israelite magic. Even better if their new last name is also their first name.
>name is offer
>offers you quality products at a good price
Based Offer, is the Slap Chop still around anymore? I always kind of wanted one.
Couldn't find the original so here's some homosexual's reupload.
>I hired a hooker, she bit my tongue off, I beat the shit out of her.
Reminder he directed this movie a decade before he became famous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Underground_Comedy_Movie
I can still remember those commercials late at night on Comedy Central. They made such a big deal about Joey Buttafuoco being in it.
>Joey Buttafuoco
thats a name ive not heard for a long, long time
>Bobby Lee as Chinese Man
The Germans, they make great stuff
For me it was the Sham Wow
Dude could've been the next Billy Mays, but he had to go and screw it up.
ive got a slap chop and its not a very good utensil
Until you're bifocal curious
>BREAKFAST TO GO
>two eggs
>onion
>a pickle
>CHOP CHOP