>"OK" >take the pizzas and leave
What, did she think she got to keep the pizzas without paying for them? good luck explaining to her boss where the food for the meeting went.
My old boss would always order the shittiest pizza for his monthly company meetings and the meetings would always devolve into him reminiscing about being cool in high school for a captive audience while everyone pretended to pick at their first slice of shit pizza.
Glad I took over the company. We don't have pizza days anymore.
The pizza joint in the movie says it's free if not there within X time.
>You sound like the dialogue to the beginning of a porno
Then she would probably teehee and say "well then let's keep this scene going" and fricking start taking off her clothes and shit. Not gonna lie stuff like this has happened to me before so I wouldn't be surprised if it would work on a daschenul I think it's because I'm tall 5'11" but I'm not a lanklett I pack a lof heft and strength. I don't look like a Spider-Man just saying more like venom or juggernaut its also only an average amount of pizza I'd say so if she wants I'll just pay for it myself. No biggie. I got cash like professor x dawg.
>The pizza joint in the movie says it's free if not there within X time.
Yeah, I know. What are they going to do about it? Peter doesn't come back with any pizzas, says they refused to pay and he gave them the pizzas. They call and say Peter took the pizzas. What's his boss going to do, fire an employee and deal with re-hiring for the position and give more free food to the company that isn't going to pay them anyway?
I would also just eat the pizzas myself/try to sell them to some random teens/stoners in the park or something. If I'm getting fired anyways it's either come back with some money and maybe not get fired or if I can't find anyone eat some free food seeing as how I'm now unemployed.
I'd sit down there on the floor and start eating 'zas. I reckon I'd get through maybe 5 before security came to get me. that's when it would get messy.
>You sound like the dialogue to the beginning of a porno
Then she would probably teehee and say "well then let's keep this scene going" and fricking start taking off her clothes and shit. Not gonna lie stuff like this has happened to me before so I wouldn't be surprised if it would work on a daschenul I think it's because I'm tall 5'11" but I'm not a lanklett I pack a lof heft and strength. I don't look like a Spider-Man just saying more like venom or juggernaut its also only an average amount of pizza I'd say so if she wants I'll just pay for it myself. No biggie. I got cash like professor x dawg.
>tall 5'11
Shut the frick up manlet. If you're under 6'2 you're a manlet. Consider this a warning for any other short tards reading this. Know your fricking place.
I know people mostly meme about women having manjaws but damn, this b***h does have a huge manjaw
she's even more square jawed than most homosexuals on this site
>Wait for her to get off work >Yoink her up from the ground outside >Yoyo her back down, then up, then down at full speed >Release and she becomes paste against the rat feces covered street
You calmly explain to her that if she doesn´t pay for the pizzas you are going to get fired and that, since you are being fired anyways, you may as well choose to take the pizzas with you. Now, you also explain to her that if you take the pizzas with you she won´t be able to do her own job and she´ll most likely get fired herself. Blaming the delivery boy, even if he is at fault, is not going to cut it with her boss. Anger and hunger are closely related after all.
She may not fully believe the bluff but would she risk it? In a sense delivery boys have too much power.
I very calmly rape her on the spot
6 rounds of 38 special through my coat pocket then speedwalk away
I just put my spider-web on your pizza
Blast her with piss
>"OK"
>take the pizzas and leave
What, did she think she got to keep the pizzas without paying for them? good luck explaining to her boss where the food for the meeting went.
what kind of shit company orders pizzas instead of food for adults
All of them. Pizzas is heckin cool yo!
My old boss would always order the shittiest pizza for his monthly company meetings and the meetings would always devolve into him reminiscing about being cool in high school for a captive audience while everyone pretended to pick at their first slice of shit pizza.
Glad I took over the company. We don't have pizza days anymore.
The pizza joint in the movie says it's free if not there within X time.
What in the name of frick?
>The pizza joint in the movie says it's free if not there within X time.
Yeah, I know. What are they going to do about it? Peter doesn't come back with any pizzas, says they refused to pay and he gave them the pizzas. They call and say Peter took the pizzas. What's his boss going to do, fire an employee and deal with re-hiring for the position and give more free food to the company that isn't going to pay them anyway?
I would also just eat the pizzas myself/try to sell them to some random teens/stoners in the park or something. If I'm getting fired anyways it's either come back with some money and maybe not get fired or if I can't find anyone eat some free food seeing as how I'm now unemployed.
I'd sit down there on the floor and start eating 'zas. I reckon I'd get through maybe 5 before security came to get me. that's when it would get messy.
you shit your pants?
>implying pants were ever being worn in this scenario
First movie is better
First movie didn't have the train scene
Green Goblin throwin MJ and the Cableway was a fricking better scene
>You sound like the dialogue to the beginning of a porno
Then she would probably teehee and say "well then let's keep this scene going" and fricking start taking off her clothes and shit. Not gonna lie stuff like this has happened to me before so I wouldn't be surprised if it would work on a daschenul I think it's because I'm tall 5'11" but I'm not a lanklett I pack a lof heft and strength. I don't look like a Spider-Man just saying more like venom or juggernaut its also only an average amount of pizza I'd say so if she wants I'll just pay for it myself. No biggie. I got cash like professor x dawg.
>tall 5'11
Shut the frick up manlet. If you're under 6'2 you're a manlet. Consider this a warning for any other short tards reading this. Know your fricking place.
t. 6'4
>5'11"
So 5'8" (dwarf) with shoes on? Kek.
why didn't she order from a pizza place nearby? new york has pizza joints every corner
Why don't the pajeet owner hires more delivery guys?
I know people mostly meme about women having manjaws but damn, this b***h does have a huge manjaw
she's even more square jawed than most homosexuals on this site
Is the girl from Bones
huge bones indeed
She inherited her father's jawline. Zoe was lucky and got hers from their mother.
her jaw is what makes her so hot to me, but only on her, on other women it doesnt look good
*smash cut to me fricking her in the broom closet*
>Wait for her to get off work
>Yoink her up from the ground outside
>Yoyo her back down, then up, then down at full speed
>Release and she becomes paste against the rat feces covered street
Web her hands behind her back. Strip her, and web hang her from the ceiling by her breasts.
Crazy that she and her sister are THAT close. That vid was insane.
…..What video?
You calmly explain to her that if she doesn´t pay for the pizzas you are going to get fired and that, since you are being fired anyways, you may as well choose to take the pizzas with you. Now, you also explain to her that if you take the pizzas with you she won´t be able to do her own job and she´ll most likely get fired herself. Blaming the delivery boy, even if he is at fault, is not going to cut it with her boss. Anger and hunger are closely related after all.
She may not fully believe the bluff but would she risk it? In a sense delivery boys have too much power.