>you're not brave. >men are brave

>you're not brave
>men are brave
holy shit

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SuperMAN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Hunter would be casted to play Clark Kent it would create
      >Supertrans

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if sweeney was cast it'd be superCans

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Man is short for Human

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you Cultural Marxists always lie like this?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          cultural marxists are the ones upset about the word man

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you say, Judeo-Bolshevik.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbam

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally issuing citizens with a race card
      Are SEA dictatorships based for this?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm brave because my state-of-the-art battle suit comes equipped with the only thing in the world that can kill you
    whoa

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're not brave
    Who gives a shit lmao he could literally be the biggest coward on Earth as long as he keeps it safe from genocidal aliens

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino and filtered 90% of Cinemaphile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swarthy dravidian beast.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 1/3 of the movie was actually Superman and Batman hating each other and the rest of it was fricking garbage

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a sick line and the fight is one of the only two good parts in the movie (the other is the warehouse fight). Snyder should have just adapted TDKR, he clearly wanted to. Instead we got this weird hodge-podge with TDKR scenes spattered through it.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about animals?
    Can they be brave?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is very sexist chud

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moments when you shouted KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! at the cinema

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my GOD! It looks just like that thing!! I'm NOOOOOOTICING!!!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    women BTFO

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman fought a group of aliens just as strong and better trained than him.
    Batman fights the mentally ill that he's stronger, smarter and much better equipped than.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is the blueprint

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Superfrick just eye laser batcuck's exposed mouth?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't want to kill Batman, he was trying to convince him to help him save his mother.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was literally established in the beginning of the movie that he can hear Louis's heartbeat or her presense or whatever from a far way off and get to her quickly as hell. He would easily be able to detect his own mother and save her before anyone even knew what is going on. This is superman. He moves faster than flash. It was complete trash and made no sense whatsoever. Suddenly, superman is an idiot with zero rhetoric skill and suddenly he forgot he is superman... makes sense.
        Pitting a man against superman has never made sense and there is not a writer on this planet that could make it make sense.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never understood this either, how couldn’t he detect his mom’s heartbeat? How couldn’t Bruce figure out that Lex was manipulating him? How did Lex know how to create Doomsday? Why did Lex even create him when his plan was for Batman to kill Superman?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman never wants to fight Batman because he isn't the one with the massive inferiority complex.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When nothing on earth cannot hurt you, of course you're brave. But superman ultimately becomes a coward when his power level is challenged

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