>You're not the only one with a secret, Clark! Maybe if you tell me yours, I'll tell you about my high school lesbian phase..
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>You're not the only one with a secret, Clark!
>You're not the only one with a secret, Clark! Maybe if you tell me yours, I'll tell you about my high school lesbian phase..
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"PHASE"?!
>can’t beat a random Canadian gamer
>thinks she can beat the literal Superman
>too poor to afford kryptonite
>voices Amity
Pottery
>Threesome with Amity!
Uh, Lois, I'm not sure we should..
>THREESOME WITH AMITY!
>Luz, I've never touched a man like that. I'm not really into guys.
>I'm not really into guys.
Are you sure Amity? You seemed pretty heterosexual to me in the early episodes.
Some lesbians enjoy straight romances. It happens.
>lesbians
>straight romances
That's her self-insert character anon, she wanted that guy dick.
>lesbians
>enjoying heterosexuality
> white woman gets into anime men that are impossible to have irl
> decides she’s gay
Many such cases
Or they just go full Raye Rodriguez and become the uke.
So yaoi/yuri and traps really create trannies, huh? I thought people were just joking.
>Raye Rodriguez
wait but they were born a girl. So you are telling me they went from Female to trans male to nonbinary to more feminine to straight trans male to gay trans male to uke? This is what being terminally online does. she literally just wants to be a cute boy bottom, b***h YOU WERE THE CUTEST BOY A GIRL! I'm sorry I'm usually chill with people doing whatever but shit like this literally seems like trans regret cope or a literal mental illness because of too much anime and internet.
There is a word for this that this shitty website will forever refuse to acknowledge.
>bisexual
Not canon.
https://lgbtqia-characters.fandom.com/wiki/Amity_Blight
True, but Luz is. Remarkable how people can’t fit in their mind the idea that Luz could be attracted to Amity and Superman.
No one said Luz wasn't bisexual. Being bisexual is pretty much a prerequisite for having had a lesbian phase (unless you were just doing it to please a man or to rebel against your parents and got no pleasure from it yourself).
One day...
Hold up
You are all homosexuals.
>What if he was behind me and slid his big fat wiener in front of my warm pussy so it looks like it's my own wiener?
>You mean like those comics I saw under your bed when I was living in your world?
>AMITY WHO TOLD YOU TO LOOK UNDER MY BED
>Now I know why you wanted to use ooze tentacles that one time, made a lot of sense now
>PLEASE AMITY, STOP
>also, you're somehow really into milfs huh
>NO NO NO NO NO
>Aw.. it's okay Amity. You and me can make out anyway. It'll be just like old times. I bet we can really get Clark horny! And then if you don't want to touch him you can just watch for that part.
>C'mon, Amity. Just try it. I know you'll love it
Don't do it, you are weak (normal damage) to magic.
When will they show Lana
So does she not know about Clark being superman in this show?
Theres a shot of her being held by Clark while he flies in civilian clothing, so...
Shame
I guess not watching teh show
First two episodes show she's looking for what/who Superman is, so she won't know for at least like 2-4 episodes. However they really seem to be pushing for a romance arc so she'll probably find out soon.
>romance arc
But what about Ms. Amityzptlk?
He can see her naked anytime he wants. She has no power over him.
Although no one jerk offs in DC, so it would just blue ball him.
>Although no one jerk offs in DC
This is the funniest fricking little thing that has actually been canonically said about a comic book universe. It's up there in hilarity with Lucas saying there are no bras in Star Wars.
I legit can't envision a world where people don't jerk off. Was there ever an explanation for this? Some sorta mental block or just a cultural thing?
>there are no bras in Star Wars
Jabba's an innovator.
I wish cute brown tomboys that were interested in me existed in real life
>I know your secret Clark... You are autistic! Well so am i! I hope we can bond over this and have hot steamy heterosexual sex every night!
In a perfect world...
Amity's quest to find the pink kryptonite (to turn Clark gay so she can get Luz back).
between her and the new supergirl are cute short haired tomboys the future of superman?
My pee pee like brown, pixie haircut tomboy Losi.
Luckily Amity's a witch, so if she starts to miss Luz she can always cast an all-seeing eye spell to see what she's been up to.
Will all My Adventures with Superman threads in the future have Owl House shitposting inherently involved in it?
I havent watched the show yet and feel I will lack context for many of the jokes.