>slams gun and badge on desk >walks off to locker room >picks up leather jacket, spare gun
interior car, night
our hero is stalking the entrance of a strip club >notices person of interest entering club >opens glovebox, retrieves spare badge
>slams vanilla folder on the desk >THE MAYOR IS GOING TO HAVE MY ASS IN STOCKINGS AND PANTIES AND TAKE ME FOR A RIDE AFTER THIS SCREW UP >but you're the best guy I have >you have 24 hours
>You got it, chief.. >Slam down badge on desk... >Slam down sidearm >Toss out a rubber chicken >Toss out a dildo >Toss out a broken Old Skool radio >Toss out a bunch of condoms >Toss out half a tuna salad sandwich >Toss out a small bottle of something that looks like separated mayonnaise >SLAM down a pair of fur-lined handcuffs >...You just dismissed your best detective! >Stormout.mp4
So like can detectives just keep working on a case despite not being "on" the case? Because that's when like 90% of every detective movie's breakthroughs occur.
>so you're coming for that dinner at my place tonight johnson? >missus wants to thank you for saving my ass there on the field, even though you broke all the fricking rules >oh and I know my wife can't cook for shit but please say something nice, shes been a bit cranky lately
>your badge and gun
>And your other gun…and your other other gun.
>slams gun and badge on desk
>walks off to locker room
>picks up leather jacket, spare gun
interior car, night
our hero is stalking the entrance of a strip club
>notices person of interest entering club
>opens glovebox, retrieves spare badge
>pulls spare badge out of anus
But chzief! I have pruf that pidza parlar is involved in an internaziinal humen traviking cartzel!!!
YEAH?! But you can’t take away that little girl’s smile after I shot that man.
robert's gay kinoless kinoplex on cytube is dogshit and he banned me for saying Black person
>You are a loose cannon, Mew Mew Fuzzyface!
>by the book, sarge?
>damn the rules!
>slams vanilla folder on the desk
>THE MAYOR IS GOING TO HAVE MY ASS IN STOCKINGS AND PANTIES AND TAKE ME FOR A RIDE AFTER THIS SCREW UP
>but you're the best guy I have
>you have 24 hours
>vanilla folder
The mayor has the kinky folder apparently
>"But sarge, I already told you, I work alone."
>You got it, chief..
>Slam down badge on desk...
>Slam down sidearm
>Toss out a rubber chicken
>Toss out a dildo
>Toss out a broken Old Skool radio
>Toss out a bunch of condoms
>Toss out half a tuna salad sandwich
>Toss out a small bottle of something that looks like separated mayonnaise
>SLAM down a pair of fur-lined handcuffs
>...You just dismissed your best detective!
>Stormout.mp4
You forgot to narrate the sounds of bins falling over and cats meowing then scampering away so I just don't feel it.
And the hubcap slowly rolling back into frame, tottering around for a long moment, then tipping over
The mayor is up my ass about the damage costs, Detective! They're gonna send me to Alaska if we destroy another squad car!
kys ai Black person
So like can detectives just keep working on a case despite not being "on" the case? Because that's when like 90% of every detective movie's breakthroughs occur.
I don't care about your rules Chief... I only care about results!
Rules? You think those criminal scum play by rules?
Ya need to trust me here, chief. I need you to trust me
>FBI, we'll take it from here
>"Don't give me that juris-my-dick-son crap."
>aw christ the feds are gonna be crawling all over this one! Now how the hell are we gonna solve the case
>AI generated image + movie trope + Pepe all in one post
The future of Cinemaphile looks grim
>Sees pepe in 2024
>i worry for the future of this place!
Pepe has been around for over 10years
>10years
Anon, it's 2024, pepe was turned into a meme in 2008. It's been 16 years.
I feel like someone stuck a big club up my ass. And it hurts
>I have the commissioner breathing down my neck
>I can't afford to have you mess up this case like you did the last
>Remind me to tell detail, to keep hotheads out
Juror 3 vibes
>so you're coming for that dinner at my place tonight johnson?
>missus wants to thank you for saving my ass there on the field, even though you broke all the fricking rules
>oh and I know my wife can't cook for shit but please say something nice, shes been a bit cranky lately
unironic police or detective kino?