>EH!EH!EH!-UGH!UGH!UGH!-EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH! TAKE THAT MOM! EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH! TAKE THAT DAD! SEND ME TO THE PSYCHIATRIST WILL YOU?! EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH! TAKE THAT DR. SALLY WAXLER! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH!
>Do you believe subhumans having 10 children that you're on the hook for directly through immigration and indirectly through foreign aid affects available funding
If it's airborne panic, crash and die.
If it is on the ground, make PPPPPRRRRTTT WOOOSH WOOOOSH PEW PEW PEW BOOM sounds until the MP comes and pulls me out of the wienerpit.
Napoleon was right by giving militaries little worthless medals. medals make the spineless & low iq very happy and costs nothing. this is why most military men are drawn to it.
And nay soldier is a cuckold from whatever wife he provides for, even when he stays on the base
THe best part is when some civil servant gives a medal after some soldier is dead or disfigured. THe guy could not even enjoy is little candy. It was is only goal in life, serving the state, besides fricking women for free like a janny cleans up Cinemaphile, but no he gets to die first. HAHAHAHAHAHA
>we have to fly below he radar so they don't dectect us! >why not use the stealth fighter? >because we have to fly below the radar >but the stealth fighter can fly below the radar >there's no time!
It's because advanced fighters weapons rely on GPS and GPS jammers are used, that's why they needed to use the laser targeting system which the F18 had.
But really it was just an excuse because they were allowed to film F18's but not newer jets, but it was also kino regardless so you shouldn't be mad at it.
>maverick, why the hell am I seeing the liveleak logo on my radar? MAVERICK GODAMMIT THERES PROBABLY 20,000 CHINESE CIVILIANS IN THAT TOWER BLOCK! DISENGAGE, DISENG-
This scene was a little out of left field
Something like this.
is that you Kara?
my piloting choice would be more along these lines
PULL UP PULL UP
talk to me goose
I'd be like 'what the frick'
Ok Google, directions to Eva greens house.
Lower arrestor hook
Fly down and hook clothesline
This is sniff one, mission complete, rtb
Retrieve underwear, sniff.
I appreciate your post.
error, No underwear found in eva green's house
>EH!EH!EH!-UGH!UGH!UGH!-EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH! TAKE THAT MOM! EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH! TAKE THAT DAD! SEND ME TO THE PSYCHIATRIST WILL YOU?! EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH!EH! TAKE THAT DR. SALLY WAXLER! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH!
HOLY BASED, GET THIS MAN IN THE MILITARY PRONTO!
I'm american so I look for a cupholder and get mad it doesn't have a cupholder OR xm radio
Cum and die.
Fly into chinese airspace and defect to the winning side
Taiwan?
Die in a crash because that plane sucked ass to start, and the only surviving examples today have been maintained by Muslims for the last 30 years
LGBT
Do I know how to pilot it? If so I just fly to the nearest foreign government building and destroy it to cause a war for the lulz
Could it maybe be a B-2 bomber instead?
There is absolutely nothing to Nuke in Africa.
what about all the black people? what the frick is this comment?
Do you really belief Africans in their mud huts milking their goats are responsible for the problems in your life?
>Do you believe subhumans having 10 children that you're on the hook for directly through immigration and indirectly through foreign aid affects available funding
gee I wonder
Some of them yeah but it wasn't really their idea tbf
behold, Lagos Nigeria
home to more people than New York
conceptualise the aroma
>top right
Ugandan Top Gun when?
Head straight to the freedom tower, aka new WTC (in minecraft)
utilize my extensive training in DCS World and carry out the mission just as well if not more so than maverick himself
>This is for the USS Liberty!
I ride into the dange zone.
>Tomcat
Lol, Cruise is so full of himself. So if there was DiCaprio sitting inside, it would be called F-14 Leonardocat?
It's been 36 years and this never occurred to me.
Puke
CUM HISTORIA
I'd get out
I would jack off and blow my load in the controls because I dont know how to pilot an F -14 🙁
panic. they are 60s technology made with 80s materials and retired in 2000s
press wrong button and fire aim-54 into nearby planes during preflight check
Fly it to Iran. They need the parts to keep up the fight against the Great Satan.
get out and hop in a hurricane
>wife lives in london
100% getting plowed by american GI's at the bar
i fly to my babe for she bob and vagene then blow up pakistan
Slam it straight into zone 5 and die happy
If it's airborne panic, crash and die.
If it is on the ground, make PPPPPRRRRTTT WOOOSH WOOOOSH PEW PEW PEW BOOM sounds until the MP comes and pulls me out of the wienerpit.
Do a barrel roll, check out an orca, go nose down and call it a night
Napoleon was right by giving militaries little worthless medals. medals make the spineless & low iq very happy and costs nothing. this is why most military men are drawn to it.
And nay soldier is a cuckold from whatever wife he provides for, even when he stays on the base
THe best part is when some civil servant gives a medal after some soldier is dead or disfigured. THe guy could not even enjoy is little candy. It was is only goal in life, serving the state, besides fricking women for free like a janny cleans up Cinemaphile, but no he gets to die first. HAHAHAHAHAHA
>we have to fly below he radar so they don't dectect us!
>why not use the stealth fighter?
>because we have to fly below the radar
>but the stealth fighter can fly below the radar
>there's no time!
that doesn't make for a very good movie anon
It's because advanced fighters weapons rely on GPS and GPS jammers are used, that's why they needed to use the laser targeting system which the F18 had.
But really it was just an excuse because they were allowed to film F18's but not newer jets, but it was also kino regardless so you shouldn't be mad at it.
Wasn't even a matter of allowed, they had to use F-18s for they way they wanted to make the movie
If it's Purge Day I would blow up houses from the sky
>maverick, why the hell am I seeing the liveleak logo on my radar? MAVERICK GODAMMIT THERES PROBABLY 20,000 CHINESE CIVILIANS IN THAT TOWER BLOCK! DISENGAGE, DISENG-
This scene was a little out of left field
Realistically, I would keep it straight and steady. Lower the speed and try to find out how to eject
I don't think
I just do
when is this movie released for pirates?
The estimate would be July 11th based on paramount releasing all their other movies on Paramount+ 45 days after theatres
soiboi thread
>pitch for airspeed
>power for altitude
>Maverick, your mission is in Iran, why have you entered Israeli airspace?
>gets shot down
>parents apologize and say that they love Tacos
Turn around the moment I see a 5th gen fighter.
>maverick don't target that, that is the george floyd memorial wall for the afghanis
>disengage maverick disengage
Fricking die or try to eject because I can't even test flight in fricking WarThunder
Wait a second, there are two people in Tomcat, is second one a normal pilot or it's another dumb fat frick from Cinemaphile?
>Go mk.10 to solve all my problems
>When I land my gf is Jennifer Connelly despite only being 15 in the original 1986 movie
>Her daughter is about 15
What did Tom Cruise mean by this?
Utilize the pee bottle built into my suit
100% put her into a flat spin by mistake and die
put my 2600 hours in a F-14 in DCS into use
I'm flying that fricker through a drive through.
Sit in a hanger while the maintenance crew rebuilds the entire aircraft around me.
idk jerk off to relieve some stress I guess
when they do that maneuver where gravity starts crushing their bodies and they can't breathe, do you think masochistic pilots get hard?
god good I love this movie. I love that they actually flew in the jets.
Crash it quicker than a woman pilot would.
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
pull eject handle