.>You're right: I'm fat, I'm pathetic, and I'm damn a loser with no talent. I'm not even funny. But you know what, you goddamn bawd, I'll rock your frickin world. *pulls out gun*
solved?
.>You're right: I'm fat, I'm pathetic, and I'm damn a loser with no talent.
>*rips off shirt and whips out penis on full display for the camera*
Are you sure you don't find this attractive my lady?
Sorry Jonah but I don’t find penises attractive in this context. The context I’m referring to is when they’re on fat people and you skipped all the foreplay and just whipped it out. Both of those things have made it rather unsightly for me to see and I regret doing so. And yes I am a female (trans)
>And yes I am a female (trans)
>gets tackled by security even before the translation goes through, thus the b***h stayed smiling the whole time thinking it was a gag
>OFFICERS THATS THE PEADOPHILE RIGHT THERE, LOOK AT HIS TEXTS
You already rocked the world when you sat down, Jonah.
MORE TIME
ARGHGH WE NEED MORE TIME
OH SHIT homie
DAAAAAAAAYUM SHE ROASTING homieS. JONAH MY MAN SHE GOT YO ASS
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
JERK STORE
Oh frick it *mag dump center chest*
>Her ghost rises from her body
>”Instead of firing a gun you should fire your dietitian”
CAN WE EVER GET A BREAK? EVER?! FRICK!
That was just uncalled for.
Put me in the screenshot for this funny, but overrated reply.
*cries in text*
This was solved years ago
I don’t get it
moron
okay
ngmi
"Go to website" is an expression from the 2000s, you wouldn't get it.
newbies don't even go to website nowadays, sad state of affairs
okay go to website
This might be the stupidest fricking sub-meme in existence.
filtered
Im gonna have to go with a serious poster
Ok
Go to website
ornella sissies, our response?
If he didn't cancel his press tour like a homosexual nobody would have cared about any of this
>Of course that's your contention. You're a 30 year old woman; you're finished. Reading some Marxian script off the teleprompter, israeli probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to 31. Then you're going to be talking about how the the age of consent needs to be raised to 27 and trying to take your anger out on your betters. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating 4th wave feminism, talkin' about, you know, the sexual revolution and the inherent rights of at will abortions.
>See, the sad thing about a gal like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, past a certain age, a woman with children can be a bad thing, and two, that you dropped 150 grand on fricking plastic surgery and you still look like an old gay!
Yeah, but your fat. And I'll be getting spit roasted by Brad and Leo.
>Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be a French prostitute.
>Yeah, maybe
such a weak cuck response
the whole thing is embarrassing. It makes ornella look even better.
>uhh now translate all that into french please
there is only one way for Jonah to win and it requires sacrificing the legacy of John Candy
are you a bad enough dude to do it?
>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. Leo likes me. My fans like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>Jonah throws his arms up and shrugs "Well, I tried being patient, but you left me with no choice. Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do."
>Jonah whips out is his glock 17. The audience lets out one loud gasp
>"Now everyone please remain in your seats and stay cal- I SAID SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FRICK UP" Jonah fires several shots into the cieling
>Jonah waddles on over to Ornella indiscriminately pointing the gun into the audience
>"Does my second wiener scare you, yoh stupid b***h? Get on your knees you chain smoking baguette fricker."
>Ornella is in tears but does whatever the mentally broken fat man says hoping he'll spare her life
>"Now. Suck my gun you pathetic frog."
>Ornella is hesitant because Jonah's finger is on the trigger but she begins to give her best fellatio and deep throating skills. Anything to appease Jonah
>"HAHA! Hey camera guy! Get this crazy frog on national TV sucking my gun!"
Jonah, you're not a talentless loser. You have a talent to never lose fat.
Why didn't Jonah simply pull out his trusty katana?