They could've got lucky and died immediately following a rupture of the vessel, we don't know. Suffocating as your oxygen slowly depletes sounds like a worse way to go.
In the most generous possible scenario they have like 10 hours left of oxygen and we still haven't found them. The impossible would have to happen at this point
they were fricked like 3 days ago. That sub popped like a cherry the second that viewport gave out. This whole search is just a formality. Their chances of living are slim to none if that sub is still intact.
wtf? I thought there was a viewport, people have been posting the titan schematic everywhere. The viewport is in the front, where the toilet is.
Wasn't the whole fiasco that the viewport was only rated for 1300m by the manufacturer and the sub was at 4000m?
wtf? I thought there was a viewport, people have been posting the titan schematic everywhere. The viewport is in the front, where the toilet is.
Wasn't the whole fiasco that the viewport was only rated for 1300m by the manufacturer and the sub was at 4000m?
>They don't have a viewport
THESE homieS PAID 250K TO LOOK AT A SCREEN
there is a (shitty) window, idk why anons are still spreading this fake news it's funny enough as is
Imagine the farts. I once lived in a windowless bedroom in nyc for a year. My farts would just linger in the air for like half an hour. And good god, they’re down there with not one but TWO Pakis
>consider for your perusal tapping noises from the deep. Is it the start of a miraculous rescue or a fervent plea from the titanic to let them rest in peace ?
They died instantly with the crushing force of over 6000 PSI. The passengers were victims of strong handshake boomerism. The pilot looked the part and sold himself as the part and it shut down their natural skepticism. They died too quick for them to even ponder for a moment their sequence of errors.
>Four people
Five, actually. Billionaire, billionaire's son, CEO of sub company, French explorer who was first to go down to the wreck in the late 80s, and the sub driver.
"explorers" are just adrenaline junkies, doubt that gay knew anything about the technical side of deepsea subs to know that this thing was a death trap
I dont have the pasta but he was the first to go down there (or at least send a submersible), he did 30 of these expeditions and carried up a 20 tonne part of the titanic for evaluation.
That guy was a pro so I dont know what compelled him to go in that coffin with those morons.
11 months ago
Anonymous
He had made a pact and needed to honor his bargain
11 months ago
Anonymous
>That guy was a pro so I dont know what compelled him to go in that coffin with those morons.
life is risk bro like he probably looked at it and thought well its probably safer than whatever i was doing 30 years ago
but yeah people don't weigh up shit like ohhh what i'm doing is akin to walking on the moon or climbing everest theirs a really good chance maybe 60/40 i could literally die
or they knew they could die and went anyway because they think whatever they were doing is based
Had either done it so much that he thought it was safe (despite this particular sub being questionable at best) or he just wanted to see Titanic again, risks be damned.
Nah. They're converting all the oxygen into CO2 and their decomposition will only exacerbate the issue. There would have to be some kind of photosynthesis going on in there to reverse the process, but that would require, you know, light
The environment will not reach a point where it is 100% Co2, air itself has nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and argon, as well as traces of other gases and elements.
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Man I’m actually sad about this I really hope they don’t suffer this is the worse way to die
I didn't say they would. They will survive until CO2 reaches levels toxic to them, then they will decompose until all remaining oxygen is used up, at which point all life within the sub will be extinguished.
There is no amount of money you could pay me to take that thing to the bottom of a swimming pool, let alone the goddamn Atlantic. What the frick is wrong with rich people?
>vital systems managed by a touch screen and logitech xbox controller >company that made the window only rated it to 1300m (titanic is 4000m down), offered to provide a new one rated correctly, CEO refused to pay >CEO talked about how he didn't want "50 year old white guys" working on the project because they weren't "inspirational" (hired student-tier engineers to cut costs) >body made out of carbon fibre, horrible material for submarines, no way to tell if its strength is degrading under pressure, likely another cost-cutting measure >body is attached to the end segments with GLUE >ballasts made with PVC piping >sub had only made the trip twice before >on one of these they discovered a propeller had been installed backwards >dealt with this by holding the controller sideways >craft adhered to zero industry standards or regulations >passengers had to sign a waiver acknowledging this >and paid 250k for the privelege
whatever happened to them, they deserved it
>company keeps trying to convince everyone it's a super expensive and advanced piece of machinery and they're right for charging $250,000 per trip >every picture of it looks like something a skilled handyman could build for less than $10,000 in his garage
Why is it so spacious. I thought the point of deep sea vehicles were to use as little air as possible. Cameron is always crammed into really small spaces.
you ever tried making 40 frappe latte unicorn breakfast shakes in under 30 minutes for a bunch of histrionic white women ? No? then shut the frick up you stupid NEET. Being a barista is hard and stressful work, and frankly we deserve to get paid more
6.3 million israelites and other disadvantaged people were innocently slaughtered during the Holocaust in Germany not even 100 years ago. Our ancestors fought hard to rid the world of the hate that caused that to occur, and where do we wind up? We wind up in 2023 with multiple mass shootings caused by white supremacists and their incel rage towards minority groups. We wind up with multiple incidents of antisemitic defacing of property. And we wind up with one of the top selling artists in the current era coming out and wrongfully lumping israeli americans into a dangerous stereotype
It is TIME to stop messing around. If we do not protect Go’s chosen people, then we are completely doomed as a nation. Vote for the correct constituents this coming election cycle or we will be facing massive consequences
11 months ago
Anonymous
this, but without a hint of irony
11 months ago
Anonymous
yeah whatever, at least admit that israelites are annoying
I wonder if they will ever recover the kino surely recorded on their cellphones. If they extract the sub without it imploding it will be really interesting to see what went down since the guy responsible for the piece of shit death tube was also aboard.
you just know the paki took a massive curry shit soon after they first set out and now they're all having to huff that shit as they slowly run out of oxygen
>vital systems managed by a touch screen and logitech xbox controller >company that made the window only rated it to 1300m (titanic is 4000m down), offered to provide a new one rated correctly, CEO refused to pay >CEO talked about how he didn't want "50 year old white guys" working on the project because they weren't "inspirational" (hired student-tier engineers to cut costs) >body made out of carbon fibre, horrible material for submarines, no way to tell if its strength is degrading under pressure, likely another cost-cutting measure >body is attached to the end segments with GLUE >ballasts made with PVC piping >sub had only made the trip twice before >on one of these they discovered a propeller had been installed backwards >dealt with this by holding the controller sideways >craft adhered to zero industry standards or regulations >passengers had to sign a waiver acknowledging this >and paid 250k for the privelege
whatever happened to them, they deserved it
This is what I was thinking Musk was so quick to help those homosexual kids in the mine what about here? Why no Cameron? Why no Gabe? Like wtf??
11 months ago
Anonymous
By the time either would be in a position to get their subs in the general area the people in the 1.5m tube would have already run out of oxygen. Plus neither of their submarines are close to being capable of picking something weighing 20000lb's off the sea floor.
11 months ago
Anonymous
because he knows their already dead, they probably died 2 days ago.also last time he tried to help he got sued
>I'm heading down there as soon as possible. >That's very brave of you Mr. Cameron. >Well, the Deepsea Challenger is built to reach those depths. Shouldn't be a problem at all. >Mr. Cameron, do you think you'll be able to rescue the Oceangate Submersible in time? >The what?
What happened to this line? Did it got disconnected or something? Can't they use that line/tether to trace where the sub is? Assuming its still attached
Depends. If there’s any good swimmers on there they might’ve been able to swim to the top after it burst open before any sharks or giant squid got them. That’s why they’re still looking.
Why the fricking frick is there no tracker or anything for emergency?! Why the frick did the other billionaires go in this shit when they saw the logitek fricking controller for ps1! This shit is so infuriating
No I mean like an external one not connected to the main power source totally separate, there’s ways to have emergency signalling but this fricking moron cheaper out, something ain’t right about this whole thing
There's only one billionaire on the trip, the paki guy, and I guess his son could count as a billionaire. They've got no fricking clue about sub safety, if anybody is to be blamed it's the moron sub company CEO (who is also in the sub right now) for cutting corners and getting diversity hires to help him create the sub.
Assuming the knocking was coming from them, they've got 9 hours worth of oxygen left. They need to be found in that time frame and transported to a different vessel immediately.
Docking port, duh. Memes aside, they're probably fricked whichever way you cut it. And it's odd that the vessel supposedly had 7 different ways in which it could've gone up to the surface.
>supposedly had 7 different ways in which it could've gone up to the surface
doubt any of them would help if the hull failed. the force of it alone would destroy every system on the sub.
If they are smart: >Magnetic ballast attaches to sub >Powerful fricking magnet >Ballast can activate remotely, or on physical button press by being bumped by rescue sub because wireless shit got you into this mess in the first place. >Ballast activates >Sub goes up
Even if the sub goes up very slowly (~2mph) to prevent decompression issues, that's still only about a 2-3 hour ride. They'd surface and have hours to collect the sub and open it.
I read a report stating they do have a pretty analog ballast release system. This thread has mostly been assuming they're on the bottom, but it's much more likely they're bobbing around on the surface, unable to get out because the sub is sealed from the outside
Yes. If they didn't implode, then it's what would have happened. Submarines are not designed to sink, they are designed to float. Without power to the ballast systems, they would stop sinking and gradually lose neutral buoyancy causing them to float back up.
>much more likely they're bobbing around on the surface, unable to get out because the sub is sealed from the outside
The thing is, the surface is what we're best at scanning.. We'd have found them already if we're going to find them at all
They imploded, it's the only answer
In the event of a rupture, all of that pressure at that depth would simply kill them immediately. If they do in fact end up dead, it's arguably a better or at least quicker way to go.
Imagine having the weight of 4000 cubic meters of water being held over your head by a metal plate, then a hole opens in the plate and all that colossal pressure pushes through the hole at full force.
If the thing imploded they died without even knowing what happened, the lights just went out in the blink of an eye and their consciousness disappeared forever without them having a chance to realize it.
Yeah but the weight of the water is evenly distributed across the bottom of the seafloor, whereas when I carry a 20 liter jug all of the weight is in my hand. Can't be that heavy tbh
You're thinking in terms of weight when really you should be thinking in terms of pressure. Even at a mere 10m below water that's twice the atmospheric pressure at sea level. Now imagine your 20 lire jug of water weights 400x as much and it's on top of you.
You are all such fricking IDIOTS. Seriously, has this place turned into normies-r-us? This is clearly a psyop to cover up Hunter Biden gettign arrested, the damn story doesn’t even make sense
He's not going to prison, friend. We still haven't seen Epstein's flight logs, none of Weinstein's collaborators have been arrested, and the manifesto of that troony mass shooter hasn't been released. Nothing will change until you do something about it.
I care about it, but I'm capable of following two news stories at once, especially when all the necessary information for one of them can be learned in less than 30 minutes.
You can't. There's no communication other than banging on the shitty hull from the inside. It is also almost certainly pitch-black. To top it all off, even if they surfaced, they can't get out because the sub hatch is bolted shut from the outside.
>To top it all off, even if they surfaced, they can't get out because the sub hatch is bolted shut from the outside.
yeah but if they surface radar would have a chance at finding them and then someone can open the sub
There's only been 4 successful submarine crew rescues in history, and none even close to the depth these guys are at. The best you can do is kill the others to preserve oxygen
so did this thing get lost on the way to the titanic or leaving the titanic? why cant they just follow a general route let alone last location before their shit atopped working.
>so did this thing get lost on the way to the titanic or leaving the titanic?
the first one >why cant they just follow a general route let alone last location before their shit stopped working.
why do you assume they aren't doing that
So let's entertain the idea that they're still alive. How raped is the CEO right now? Because if I was locked in a coffin and the man responsible for it is right there, I'm tearing it up.
They're low on oxygen and freezing cold. Assuming anyone is alive, no one thinking of killing anyone. They are huddled together for any semblance of warmth, in a pitch black, deadly silent cold metal coffin
The thinking is that there must have been a catastrophic power/system failure if the communication system and radar ping both went down, since both of these systems failing at the same time randomly wouldn't happen. If there's a major systems malfunction, then anything that controlled the air temp would also be failing
>deadly silent
Nope. Silence would be great, but you may hear creaks and you hav ethe sounds of your fellow man losing their fricking minds right besides you. I would hope that if I were in that situation I would be the first to pass out instead of the last.
>Two thousand years later. >Anthropologists from the New Paneurasian Mongolian Directorate decide to explore the forgotten continent >They find this submarine and crack it open. >Their investigation suggests that people were so obssessed with the Titanic back then that they would make a pilgrimage to die in ritualistic suicide. >They declare that men of that age were openly homosexual — having children just for the sake of procreation — and in the case of this subaquatic tomb four men and a young man locked themselves together to partake into copious amounts of sodomy while hallucinating due to the effect of the fumes from the fermented feces found smeared in the sub's front glass. >They believe the joystick was some sort of channeling device for the young boy, a precious memento or something of the like, because they can't figure out for what purpose it was used. They don't think in something as dumb as driving the sub with it, but they hold discussions about it.
>You're telling me we don't have tech accurate enough to locate such a thing?
You've seen too many movies my guy. Sonar isn't fricking magic. It just tells you where objects are, it does not tell you what they are. Tons of shit looks like the sub down there.
sonar has come along way though. even with a $99 fish finder from walmart you can tell what is and is not touching the floor and what is moving just imagine a government funded sonar system i really don’t see why they can’t find it unless it infact has imploded and is now on the ocean floor
Honestly this entire thing could also be someone's suicide mission, it can't be ruled out entirely.
What if one of them just thought to himself: I want to go out near the Titanic?
It's the first thing that came to my mind, considering how allegedly safe this trip was. But with more context in mind, it was probably an engineering error.
The one guy I feel sorry for is the sub captain
A retired 70y old french military sub captain who later got really into underwater archeology
Probably didnt give a shit about the money or the fame, just wanted to get more people into his hobby
And now he's gonna die of suffocation inside a cheap pvc tube while people meme about him on twitter
serious question what happens when they run out of air would it just be the sub has so much carbon monoxide and then pass out and like die because they aren't getting enough oxygen to the body?
i mean is it painful or they just pass out and die in their sleep and it's not that bad?
ok chemistry nerd i meant in the context of the situation the symptoms and outcome of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide poisoning are actually kinda similar
It wouldn't be painful, it is not the sudden removal of all oxygen, it is the slow depletion of it over time. It's why people who commit suicide by keeping their car on in a sealed garage just fall asleep rather than claw their way out desperately.
Well if they’re still alive (highly unlikely) then they’re on their final few hours oxygen. In about five hours they’ll start getting weaker and their minds will start to dull as the oxygen supplies run low. Finally they’ll just fall asleep and never wake up.
>all of the submarine experts and guys with 30 years experience: Yep deez homies died instantly >all the armchair catastrophe-porn enthusiasts: OH MY GOD THEY MUST BE STUCK DOWN THERE OH MY GOSH HOW AWFUL AW GEEZE
>just have fun speculating with the rest of us gay.
There's nothing to speculate. That's my entire point. We already know what happened. Occam's razor.
>the media made this shit up
"the media" invented and a fake company, invented fake employee, and fake passengers, hired actors for these roles, and filmed fake promotional videos for the fake company, and fake interviews, built a fake submersible, and then faked the failure of said submersible and are taking the coast guard and navy for a ride? occam's razor, buddy.
even if you flew above a stadium and looked down and saw the whole thing, at most you'd be looking at maybe 100k people
there is no possible way to see 10 million people at once
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Anonymous
Actually it was when I was astral projecting during a spiritual journey, my consciousness ascended into the night sky and high above the Earth there were over 10 million peoples' souls coalescing into the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.
>morons online and experts both come to the obvious conclusion that those motherfrickers are dead as frick
My paw paw who never learned how to spell his own name could tell you the same. Idk who the frick thinks otherwise.
No he wouldn't. He literally fired the expert engineer on his staff that pointed out all of the flaws in this vessel's design/construction because he didn't want to spend more money to build it to international standards.
The sub just floating around just hundreds of meters below the surface would be terrifying. Harder to spot, keeps being dragged by current, no seat belts...
From something I read, apparently the only two possibilities are it floating to the top of just waiting to be discovered or at the bottom of the seabed. No in between
Yeah but the details of those deaths isn't nearly as funny as everything that's come out regarding the nature of the submersible and the moron CEO of this disaster
>there's one extra person aboard
Raises questions but also presents an obvious avenue of investigation (interrogation) >it's completely empty
Raises questions, does not present an obvious avenue of investigation. This is the more scary option.
The only thing they can do is cruise around making sonar pings and having planes fly over trying to spot anything. Beyond that, everyone is just twiddling their thumbs.
>Do you guys think they are searching at all?
Yes. >I think they're just pretending 2bh, like 'lets look busy.'
in a manner of speaking, yes >wtf could you possible do at this point?
it's a big ocean (for you)
Them never being found with no sign of the vehicle is so much creepier than them being found dead at the bottom of the ocean. Makes for some kino sci fi stories
I like the scene where the guy gets lured into the elevator by the horn ghost.
11 months ago
Anonymous
i thought for the longest time the titty ghost was famke jansen and i had the hugest crush on her from goldeneye. i fapped to that movie 100x easily. this was before imdb
>them being found dead at the bottom of the ocean
The wreck of the Titanic itself is hard to find. Even if you know the exact geo coordinates. We're talking about a craft a small fraction of the size that probably got obliterated in an implosion. It will never be found, especially since the remains undoubtedly sprinkler on or near an existing debris field.
My favorite thing about this news story is the liberals posting about how unfair it was that the billionaires that might be alive are being searched for while the 600 migrants in a boat that sank did not get a search party.
I'm going to say that again. They are upset that they are searching for a vehicle intended to allow you to live underwater for a period of time instead of a vehicle that is not designed to do that.
Why would there be a wormhole in the Bermuda triangle? How would that not be visible from space?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Let me explain
*puts a hole through paper.*
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's not generally visible to anyone unless you enter it. It sounds crazy but it's a potential theory some have suggested in connection to this weird spot of the world.
11 months ago
Anonymous
where does it exit
11 months ago
Anonymous
In the area of the Bermuda Triangle, not exactly sure for the specific coordinates.
Here's one such case of weird shit happening there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZpOjdZACCY
Right, but horizontally, so whatever flows into the vortex just disappears (or reappears somewhere).
IIRC, there was an instance of some pilot getting sucked into this alleged wormhole and getting to his destination much faster than he should have.
Even Columbus has written that weird shit happens around this area.
The Poseidon Adventure
How fricked are they
too early to tell
>Proper fricked
100% dead, genuine waste of money to try searching for them
they have ~9 hours till their oxygen runs out out of 96 hours that they started with
If you think the sub actually had 96 hours of life support, I've got a porthole rated for 4000m to sell you.
Do you think the guy who cut all corners and never tested his "sub" at this depth would lie like this and just throw up a number like 96?
Also banging around = movement, if you move a lot you burn more oxygen. Add in hyperventilation and panic and you have even less time.
If they actually filled to this level
If people stayed calm and breathe normally
If none of the tanks have blown
They could've got lucky and died immediately following a rupture of the vessel, we don't know. Suffocating as your oxygen slowly depletes sounds like a worse way to go.
It would be terrifying but not painful, it's not the same as suffocation, rather you will slowly just go to sleep and not wake up.
Already dead.
In the most generous possible scenario they have like 10 hours left of oxygen and we still haven't found them. The impossible would have to happen at this point
you’re assume they haven’t all taken turns killing the CEO
they were fricked like 3 days ago. That sub popped like a cherry the second that viewport gave out. This whole search is just a formality. Their chances of living are slim to none if that sub is still intact.
They don't have a viewport, it's just a camera and a TV. They can't see shit now cuz the batteries are all dead.
wtf? I thought there was a viewport, people have been posting the titan schematic everywhere. The viewport is in the front, where the toilet is.
Wasn't the whole fiasco that the viewport was only rated for 1300m by the manufacturer and the sub was at 4000m?
it’s pitch black anon, and most likely that viewport is the thing that failed
>They don't have a viewport
THESE homieS PAID 250K TO LOOK AT A SCREEN
there is a (shitty) window, idk why anons are still spreading this fake news it's funny enough as is
That's a different model tho
different model? no way those cheap c**ts made two
Imagine the farts. I once lived in a windowless bedroom in nyc for a year. My farts would just linger in the air for like half an hour. And good god, they’re down there with not one but TWO Pakis
I doubt you can see fricking anything at that depth anyway. It's 100% pitch black darkness.
you'd assume even that trashcan would be equipped with torches
How lame. You can just lower something in the water and watch the stream from home.
>They don't have a viewport, it's just a camera and a TV.
Then why the frick would you down there lmao
they have a window in the shitter
Proper fricked
They're dead, their suffering is over, I'd say less fricked than us
they're down in davey jones locker bro
assuming the absolute best conditions they only had 4 days worth of air and left Saturday, they're gone now
Dead or going to be dead soon. Maybe they left a message if they do find the sub but their chances of survival is over.
>consider for your perusal tapping noises from the deep. Is it the start of a miraculous rescue or a fervent plea from the titanic to let them rest in peace ?
I genuinely think the place is cursed
They tried to recover some piece of the wreckage, got it within 50ft, and then it broke off and fell back down
They are fish food
Canned.
They died instantly with the crushing force of over 6000 PSI. The passengers were victims of strong handshake boomerism. The pilot looked the part and sold himself as the part and it shut down their natural skepticism. They died too quick for them to even ponder for a moment their sequence of errors.
Mummyfied by now.
they are dancing at the bottom of the sea now
Do you think any of them got killed because of insanity or to save oxygen?
The CEO hopefully.
Why the CEO? He was just providing a service for moronic billionaires. He wasn't himself one. Everyone who entered that ship took a moronic risk
it was all very moronic and that’s what makes it so interesting
>He wasn't himself one.
If you looked at the interviews with him, you'd know that's not true.
They’re sending snorkels down right now they’ll be fine.
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Zack Snyder's Justice League
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enjoy your shitty, off-topic thread getting deleted. See you in 3 days 😉
You got totally owned by OP, kek.
This thread is a success
How big is this thing? None of these pictures give any sense of scale
Only one person has room to stretch their legs at a given time
Wait, by stretching their legs do you mean take a walk?
Harry Potter jokes aside I mean literally putting their legs out straight and not legs crossed
Less than a schoolbus in freedom scale, about 2/3 in length and same width
there's 4 people (corpses) in it rn
frickin kek can you imagine taking a tin can filled with Best Buy's finest to the bottom of the ocean?
where your bones will remain for thousands and thousands of years
Incorrect
The sea water will dissolve their bones in a matter of decades
The MadKatz controller however...
>Four people
Five, actually. Billionaire, billionaire's son, CEO of sub company, French explorer who was first to go down to the wreck in the late 80s, and the sub driver.
>French explorer who was first to go down to the wreck in the late 80s
What was he thinking
"explorers" are just adrenaline junkies, doubt that gay knew anything about the technical side of deepsea subs to know that this thing was a death trap
I dont have the pasta but he was the first to go down there (or at least send a submersible), he did 30 of these expeditions and carried up a 20 tonne part of the titanic for evaluation.
That guy was a pro so I dont know what compelled him to go in that coffin with those morons.
He had made a pact and needed to honor his bargain
>That guy was a pro so I dont know what compelled him to go in that coffin with those morons.
life is risk bro like he probably looked at it and thought well its probably safer than whatever i was doing 30 years ago
but yeah people don't weigh up shit like ohhh what i'm doing is akin to walking on the moon or climbing everest theirs a really good chance maybe 60/40 i could literally die
or they knew they could die and went anyway because they think whatever they were doing is based
Had either done it so much that he thought it was safe (despite this particular sub being questionable at best) or he just wanted to see Titanic again, risks be damned.
This is no submarine. This is just a fricking lead pipe with aluminum plating...
Frick sake at least try to fit a chair or benches in there...
will there be a small ecosystem in there eventually?
Nah. They're converting all the oxygen into CO2 and their decomposition will only exacerbate the issue. There would have to be some kind of photosynthesis going on in there to reverse the process, but that would require, you know, light
They won't decompose in a 100% co2 environment
The environment will not reach a point where it is 100% Co2, air itself has nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and argon, as well as traces of other gases and elements.
Man I’m actually sad about this I really hope they don’t suffer this is the worse way to die
They lived a good life. It's fine.
I didn't say they would. They will survive until CO2 reaches levels toxic to them, then they will decompose until all remaining oxygen is used up, at which point all life within the sub will be extinguished.
>tfw your submarine is running on Windows Vista Office Edition
There is no amount of money you could pay me to take that thing to the bottom of a swimming pool, let alone the goddamn Atlantic. What the frick is wrong with rich people?
>What the frick is wrong with rich people?
Ennui
>company keeps trying to convince everyone it's a super expensive and advanced piece of machinery and they're right for charging $250,000 per trip
>every picture of it looks like something a skilled handyman could build for less than $10,000 in his garage
>That logtech controller has a dinput/xinput switch on the bottom
>It fricked up in testing and flipped the axes
>they went anyway
Why is it so spacious. I thought the point of deep sea vehicles were to use as little air as possible. Cameron is always crammed into really small spaces.
>there's 4 people (corpses) in it rn
preserved for eternity, until the AIs come to study them.
here take my sub
Tarankinos hateful eight extended cut
At least that would make death feel like a welcome alternative
We should sink more billionaires to the bottom of the Atlantic
we should send some starbucks "employees"
you ever tried making 40 frappe latte unicorn breakfast shakes in under 30 minutes for a bunch of histrionic white women ? No? then shut the frick up you stupid NEET. Being a barista is hard and stressful work, and frankly we deserve to get paid more
No, I've worked at actual restaurants.
KWAB
If the billionaires were israeli, would this still be your position?
I don't hate israelites, if that's what you're asking.
Ah, so you're a literal reddit Black person. Frick off.
>I don't hate israelites
Why?
6.3 million israelites and other disadvantaged people were innocently slaughtered during the Holocaust in Germany not even 100 years ago. Our ancestors fought hard to rid the world of the hate that caused that to occur, and where do we wind up? We wind up in 2023 with multiple mass shootings caused by white supremacists and their incel rage towards minority groups. We wind up with multiple incidents of antisemitic defacing of property. And we wind up with one of the top selling artists in the current era coming out and wrongfully lumping israeli americans into a dangerous stereotype
It is TIME to stop messing around. If we do not protect Go’s chosen people, then we are completely doomed as a nation. Vote for the correct constituents this coming election cycle or we will be facing massive consequences
this, but without a hint of irony
yeah whatever, at least admit that israelites are annoying
>innocently slaughtered
why would I?
Because I don't hate America and Judeo-Christian values
Can't we drown the commie peasants AND the lords?
How about we put you and every other 70 IQ Twitter commie in a lead box drop it in the Mariana Trench instead?
what happened here?
nerve gas
invisible mecha stepped on it. area 51 leaked footage.
I'm guessing somehow a vacuum was created inside and the force of the exterior air pressure crushed it.
no morons, gas doesn't have any weight so it couldn't crush fricking steel. it was a mecha.
Lame bait.
Implosion. Either due to a breach or drastic temperature difference between the air and contents of the tank.
ran out of nerve gas
OP was sucking on the other end of that hose.
what 1 atm of pressure looks like
>they spent their last moments on earth in their grave
Brutal
:^)
titanic
I wonder if they will ever recover the kino surely recorded on their cellphones. If they extract the sub without it imploding it will be really interesting to see what went down since the guy responsible for the piece of shit death tube was also aboard.
You just know they fricked his shit up on the way out. How could you not
Imagine paying 250k for this shit.
>find the bodies
>all wearing promotional:
>I spent 250 thousand dollars to visit the titanic and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
good one
they should have been declared dead the minute they lost contact
Lol. Lmao
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aint clicking that shit
The irony is so thick it can no longer be cut with a knife.
I respect that at least he killed himself along with the other people on board.
Their final selfies and video recordings would be pretty kino to watch
Better if they recorded the moment of the frick up
you just know the paki took a massive curry shit soon after they first set out and now they're all having to huff that shit as they slowly run out of oxygen
Ice Station Zebra
How the frick does this thing survive the psi of 4km deep?
Thats the neat thing, it doesnt
yeah, about that
Don't ask don't tell
Black Ass Frickers
>vital systems managed by a touch screen and logitech xbox controller
>company that made the window only rated it to 1300m (titanic is 4000m down), offered to provide a new one rated correctly, CEO refused to pay
>CEO talked about how he didn't want "50 year old white guys" working on the project because they weren't "inspirational" (hired student-tier engineers to cut costs)
>body made out of carbon fibre, horrible material for submarines, no way to tell if its strength is degrading under pressure, likely another cost-cutting measure
>body is attached to the end segments with GLUE
>ballasts made with PVC piping
>sub had only made the trip twice before
>on one of these they discovered a propeller had been installed backwards
>dealt with this by holding the controller sideways
>craft adhered to zero industry standards or regulations
>passengers had to sign a waiver acknowledging this
>and paid 250k for the privelege
whatever happened to them, they deserved it
and he was a republican donor, so, you know, an idiot
shut the frick up he was woke
>had to sign a waiver
Was this to prevent them sueing the owner after they, including the owner, are dead in the bottom of the sea?
>whatever happened to them, they deserved it
trips confirm
All the engineers were white though
you guys are really focusing on the race part and not the experience part.
Meritocracy doesn't care about race
meritocracy doesn't exist
That's sadly true
it does, it's just not always adhered to.
Proofs?
all the creators of western civilization were white too.
doesn't mean greedy executives and their diversity hires aren't going to end up sinking it.
imagine being a billionaire taking a discount trip to the ocean floor in that death trap
darwin award tier
>can get pictures from fricking Pluto but not get a location from a submarine under water
Lel
Pluto isn't a tiny submersible under 4000 meters of water
Who's Jim bringing with him on the rescue mission?
lmao is this real?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Limiting_Factor
in another timeline, gabe newell teams up with james cameron and elon musk and they save the titan crewmembers
>Their subs malfunction too and they all get stranded right next to the titanic and titan's wrecks
This is what I was thinking Musk was so quick to help those homosexual kids in the mine what about here? Why no Cameron? Why no Gabe? Like wtf??
By the time either would be in a position to get their subs in the general area the people in the 1.5m tube would have already run out of oxygen. Plus neither of their submarines are close to being capable of picking something weighing 20000lb's off the sea floor.
because he knows their already dead, they probably died 2 days ago.also last time he tried to help he got sued
The submarine Newell owns cost 37m.
The one Oceangate was operating cost just 1.5m.
>cost just 1.5m.
i work in manufacturing, if this is true the whole sub was definitely a Black person rig
And he still can’t finish half life 3
Gabe has moved on to Brain Computer Interfaces. He doesn't care about compooter games anymore.
>I'm heading down there as soon as possible.
>That's very brave of you Mr. Cameron.
>Well, the Deepsea Challenger is built to reach those depths. Shouldn't be a problem at all.
>Mr. Cameron, do you think you'll be able to rescue the Oceangate Submersible in time?
>The what?
What happened to this line? Did it got disconnected or something? Can't they use that line/tether to trace where the sub is? Assuming its still attached
megaladon bit it off
there was no tether, it's kinda impractical when diving 4km
oh shit, they probably forgot to check if they could just find the sub by following its tether
They are reporting knocking again.
So either they are alive, or the titanic ghosts are acting up
Bang Bang
On the DOOR, baby!
Open the nooor
Open the noooor
I like to imagine it's just someone from one of the rescue boats trying to troll everybody
kek, the guy's name is 'Stockton Rush'
Depends. If there’s any good swimmers on there they might’ve been able to swim to the top after it burst open before any sharks or giant squid got them. That’s why they’re still looking.
homie is pitch black down there how the frick are they going to know which way is up?
Why the fricking frick is there no tracker or anything for emergency?! Why the frick did the other billionaires go in this shit when they saw the logitek fricking controller for ps1! This shit is so infuriating
There is. 2 tracker systems in fact.
They just stopped working.
No I mean like an external one not connected to the main power source totally separate, there’s ways to have emergency signalling but this fricking moron cheaper out, something ain’t right about this whole thing
No idea. This guy is a moron that when against many of the industry standards.
>They just stopped working
There's only one billionaire on the trip, the paki guy, and I guess his son could count as a billionaire. They've got no fricking clue about sub safety, if anybody is to be blamed it's the moron sub company CEO (who is also in the sub right now) for cutting corners and getting diversity hires to help him create the sub.
There is a white billionaire as well.
Some harding guy whose step son is seen at the Blink 182 concert.
Frick off muzzies, the pakis probably paid for the construction of the sub
Even if they find them in time, how the hell is a rescue operation going to rescue them if they're actually 4km deep? Those guys are fricking dead.
Assuming the knocking was coming from them, they've got 9 hours worth of oxygen left. They need to be found in that time frame and transported to a different vessel immediately.
>transported to a different vessel
And how do you propose that happen 4km under the sea?
Docking port, duh. Memes aside, they're probably fricked whichever way you cut it. And it's odd that the vessel supposedly had 7 different ways in which it could've gone up to the surface.
>supposedly had 7 different ways in which it could've gone up to the surface
doubt any of them would help if the hull failed. the force of it alone would destroy every system on the sub.
Yeah, but the knocking suggests they could be alive. So it looks like they'll get the worst of both worlds.
Carefully
If they are smart:
>Magnetic ballast attaches to sub
>Powerful fricking magnet
>Ballast can activate remotely, or on physical button press by being bumped by rescue sub because wireless shit got you into this mess in the first place.
>Ballast activates
>Sub goes up
Even if the sub goes up very slowly (~2mph) to prevent decompression issues, that's still only about a 2-3 hour ride. They'd surface and have hours to collect the sub and open it.
the hull is carbon fiber so no
>Magnetic ballast attaches to sub
>Powerful fricking magnet
I read a report stating they do have a pretty analog ballast release system. This thread has mostly been assuming they're on the bottom, but it's much more likely they're bobbing around on the surface, unable to get out because the sub is sealed from the outside
wtf is this true?
Yes. If they didn't implode, then it's what would have happened. Submarines are not designed to sink, they are designed to float. Without power to the ballast systems, they would stop sinking and gradually lose neutral buoyancy causing them to float back up.
At least that raises the chances that the sub will eventually be discovered so people know what exactly went wrong.
No. If it hit the surface their cell phones would be desperately looking for towers and GPS beacons would be calling for help.
if they were on the surface they would have been spotted by now.
If they were on the bottom the sound of them banging on the wall of the sub wouldn't have been picked up.
Ahem
>mIsInFoRmAtIoN
>much more likely they're bobbing around on the surface, unable to get out because the sub is sealed from the outside
The thing is, the surface is what we're best at scanning.. We'd have found them already if we're going to find them at all
They imploded, it's the only answer
Except the part where the moron painted it white instead of orange so it's probably borderline invisible.
white is more visible at depth, he’s not going deer hunting
Can a physics gay explain to me why they'd be already dead
In the event of a rupture, all of that pressure at that depth would simply kill them immediately. If they do in fact end up dead, it's arguably a better or at least quicker way to go.
if you have 20 minutes this dude will explain it
>20 minutes to explain pressure differential.
Ever picked up one of those 20 litres water jugs?
Imagine having the weight of 4000 cubic meters of water being held over your head by a metal plate, then a hole opens in the plate and all that colossal pressure pushes through the hole at full force.
If the thing imploded they died without even knowing what happened, the lights just went out in the blink of an eye and their consciousness disappeared forever without them having a chance to realize it.
Yeah but the weight of the water is evenly distributed across the bottom of the seafloor, whereas when I carry a 20 liter jug all of the weight is in my hand. Can't be that heavy tbh
homie it's the whole fricking ocean.
Exactly, think of all the sand on the seafloor holding the water up
If sand (weak) can't be crushed by water, I don't see how metal (strong) can be
either troll or literal moron
are you actually claiming sand is not weak and metal is not strong?
You're thinking in terms of weight when really you should be thinking in terms of pressure. Even at a mere 10m below water that's twice the atmospheric pressure at sea level. Now imagine your 20 lire jug of water weights 400x as much and it's on top of you.
You will never be a real submarine.
You have no pressure hull, you have no ballast tanks, you have no torpedoes.
You are a drainage pipe twisted by carbon fiber and acrylic into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
A daring synthesis.
Why didn’t James Cameron help with his sub?
It is on Pandora
You are all such fricking IDIOTS. Seriously, has this place turned into normies-r-us? This is clearly a psyop to cover up Hunter Biden gettign arrested, the damn story doesn’t even make sense
Christ you all need to go back to reddi.t
The world exists outside of the USA, fricknut
>Hunter Biden doesnt pay taxes and owns guns
So fricking what you dumbass boomer
Nothingburger. Hunter Biden fricking his own underage niece didn't even get him in trouble, why would this matter?
okay schizo
He's not going to prison, friend. We still haven't seen Epstein's flight logs, none of Weinstein's collaborators have been arrested, and the manifesto of that troony mass shooter hasn't been released. Nothing will change until you do something about it.
no one actually cares about that shit. not everything is a conspiracy
I care about it, but I'm capable of following two news stories at once, especially when all the necessary information for one of them can be learned in less than 30 minutes.
About as interesting as watching paint dry
Meds.
This entire rescue ops is just a big koney laundering scheme
>When you pass the controller to your homie but they forget you're an inverted-y
I honestly can't believe this thing was piloted via a fricking Logitech knock-off dualshock controller, it seems too funny to be real
>What would you watch?
Dont Look Up
>tfw Soviet subs are more safe than this despite their reputation of being death trap
Where they? I thought Soviet subs where known for being made of titanium. Kursk was like a decade after the USSR fell.
The only correct answer is The Abyss
Unironically how would you increase your chance of survival assuming you're one of the people trapped there?
Kill the other 4 passengers
murder the others
Remain as calm as possible. Bang on walls every x minutes
HOW? zero lights zero movement trapped there’s no comms! Mate that’s FRICKINg scary
You can't. There's no communication other than banging on the shitty hull from the inside. It is also almost certainly pitch-black. To top it all off, even if they surfaced, they can't get out because the sub hatch is bolted shut from the outside.
>To top it all off, even if they surfaced, they can't get out because the sub hatch is bolted shut from the outside.
yeah but if they surface radar would have a chance at finding them and then someone can open the sub
By breathing less, basically conserving as much air as you can. Moving less too. But once the oxygen runs out, nothing can be done.
By not being on board this death trap. I know what a submersible is supposed to look like, and this piece of shit fit none of the criteria.
There was never any chance of survival
It either imploded, and it'll never be found
Or they got stranded, and it'll never be found
don't forget the possibility that some squid had a go at it
Don't forget the possibility that it never happened. This was 4 people trying to disappear. Don't believe any thing, ever.
>billionaires fake their deaths and ride the sub to epstein island 2.0
based?
well, you should. you're clearly not smart enough to woke anything out on your own.
Summon the mermaid
There's only been 4 successful submarine crew rescues in history, and none even close to the depth these guys are at. The best you can do is kill the others to preserve oxygen
so did this thing get lost on the way to the titanic or leaving the titanic? why cant they just follow a general route let alone last location before their shit atopped working.
about an hour and a half into the 7 hour descent.
I thought it was a 2 hour descent?
*two hour descent, my bad
They haven't found it so it's not exactly clear
>so did this thing get lost on the way to the titanic or leaving the titanic?
the first one
>why cant they just follow a general route let alone last location before their shit stopped working.
why do you assume they aren't doing that
I really do feel bad for these sobs
So let's entertain the idea that they're still alive. How raped is the CEO right now? Because if I was locked in a coffin and the man responsible for it is right there, I'm tearing it up.
He'll probably be dead when 1 hour of oxygen remains
They're low on oxygen and freezing cold. Assuming anyone is alive, no one thinking of killing anyone. They are huddled together for any semblance of warmth, in a pitch black, deadly silent cold metal coffin
Does it have heating?
given the budget it's probably a heated blanket hooked up to a car battery
The thinking is that there must have been a catastrophic power/system failure if the communication system and radar ping both went down, since both of these systems failing at the same time randomly wouldn't happen. If there's a major systems malfunction, then anything that controlled the air temp would also be failing
This is assuming it didn't implode, so effectively being the only two possibilities
Between the two of them, the implode is better, because there will be a miserable 90 hours before a horrible death going the other way
It really is better to go out instantly, hoping they got imploded
>deadly silent
Nope. Silence would be great, but you may hear creaks and you hav ethe sounds of your fellow man losing their fricking minds right besides you. I would hope that if I were in that situation I would be the first to pass out instead of the last.
>Two thousand years later.
>Anthropologists from the New Paneurasian Mongolian Directorate decide to explore the forgotten continent
>They find this submarine and crack it open.
>Their investigation suggests that people were so obssessed with the Titanic back then that they would make a pilgrimage to die in ritualistic suicide.
>They declare that men of that age were openly homosexual — having children just for the sake of procreation — and in the case of this subaquatic tomb four men and a young man locked themselves together to partake into copious amounts of sodomy while hallucinating due to the effect of the fumes from the fermented feces found smeared in the sub's front glass.
>They believe the joystick was some sort of channeling device for the young boy, a precious memento or something of the like, because they can't figure out for what purpose it was used. They don't think in something as dumb as driving the sub with it, but they hold discussions about it.
Why don't they just follow the banging and locate the sub. Or get the military to ping it with sonar
I dont understand what would even be achieved by locating them. You grab the sub with what exactly? You put what on the sub exactly?
>follow the banging
umm....gay
The technology designed to go in as deep as they are right now is expensive as frick.
The sonar thing is what I don't get either. You're telling me we don't have tech accurate enough to locate such a thing?
>You're telling me we don't have tech accurate enough to locate such a thing?
You've seen too many movies my guy. Sonar isn't fricking magic. It just tells you where objects are, it does not tell you what they are. Tons of shit looks like the sub down there.
sonar has come along way though. even with a $99 fish finder from walmart you can tell what is and is not touching the floor and what is moving just imagine a government funded sonar system i really don’t see why they can’t find it unless it infact has imploded and is now on the ocean floor
loving the virtue signaling being done by matt walsh about this shit too, this shit IS funny as frick
Is it possible to justify killing other men to save air for yourself?
Honestly this entire thing could also be someone's suicide mission, it can't be ruled out entirely.
What if one of them just thought to himself: I want to go out near the Titanic?
>I want to go out near the Titanic?
probably the based french explorer
It's the first thing that came to my mind, considering how allegedly safe this trip was. But with more context in mind, it was probably an engineering error.
No. R v Dudley and Stephens sets the precedent that survival is not a valid justification for survival.
>for survival.
Frick, I meant murder. Also should have specified legal justification, as opposed to moral
On my way to rescue the crew. Who's with me?
The one guy I feel sorry for is the sub captain
A retired 70y old french military sub captain who later got really into underwater archeology
Probably didnt give a shit about the money or the fame, just wanted to get more people into his hobby
And now he's gonna die of suffocation inside a cheap pvc tube while people meme about him on twitter
The idea that he commited suicide so he could die along the Titanic is kino to me, I believe that now
>committed a kino suicide while taking some poojeets and billionaire scam artists with him
A true hero
serious question what happens when they run out of air would it just be the sub has so much carbon monoxide and then pass out and like die because they aren't getting enough oxygen to the body?
i mean is it painful or they just pass out and die in their sleep and it's not that bad?
The latter probably.
We don't exhale carbon monoxide.
sorry carbon dioxide my mistake it's basically the same thing
>it's basically the same thing
ok chemistry nerd i meant in the context of the situation the symptoms and outcome of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide poisoning are actually kinda similar
It wouldn't be painful, it is not the sudden removal of all oxygen, it is the slow depletion of it over time. It's why people who commit suicide by keeping their car on in a sealed garage just fall asleep rather than claw their way out desperately.
Well if they’re still alive (highly unlikely) then they’re on their final few hours oxygen. In about five hours they’ll start getting weaker and their minds will start to dull as the oxygen supplies run low. Finally they’ll just fall asleep and never wake up.
Assuming we got the sub back and found out that only 1 of the crew survived and he killed the others, what would the legal implications be?
That dude would get canceled on twitter for sure
murder trial with almost certain conviction.
>no witnesses
it’s the perfect crime
>all of the submarine experts and guys with 30 years experience: Yep deez homies died instantly
>all the armchair catastrophe-porn enthusiasts: OH MY GOD THEY MUST BE STUCK DOWN THERE OH MY GOSH HOW AWFUL AW GEEZE
truth doesn't matter, for all you know the media made this shit up. just have fun speculating with the rest of us gay.
>just have fun speculating with the rest of us gay.
There's nothing to speculate. That's my entire point. We already know what happened. Occam's razor.
how about you use occam's razor to slit your wrists?
it's not a literal razor, moron.
Wow you think that up all by yourself my precious edgy little cupcake?
>the media made this shit up
"the media" invented and a fake company, invented fake employee, and fake passengers, hired actors for these roles, and filmed fake promotional videos for the fake company, and fake interviews, built a fake submersible, and then faked the failure of said submersible and are taking the coast guard and navy for a ride? occam's razor, buddy.
prove that there are more than 10 million people on earth
Okay let's count, I'm one person
2
4
Lose some weight anon
>samegayging this blatantly
>he doesn't know
Go back.
prove that when you close your eyes the outside world still exists?
what would you accept as proof?
donations
"donations"?
Proof: I've seen 10 million and 1 person in the same place at once. Checkmate
even if you flew above a stadium and looked down and saw the whole thing, at most you'd be looking at maybe 100k people
there is no possible way to see 10 million people at once
Actually it was when I was astral projecting during a spiritual journey, my consciousness ascended into the night sky and high above the Earth there were over 10 million peoples' souls coalescing into the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.
>morons online and experts both come to the obvious conclusion that those motherfrickers are dead as frick
My paw paw who never learned how to spell his own name could tell you the same. Idk who the frick thinks otherwise.
Who is the top expert who suggested they're dead? Not trying to discredit this, just curious
virgin vs. chad
Who is more likely to kill the rest to save themselves?
i do think the ceo would volunteer to kill himself to preserve some oxygen
No he wouldn't. He literally fired the expert engineer on his staff that pointed out all of the flaws in this vessel's design/construction because he didn't want to spend more money to build it to international standards.
the question we should be asking is, who is most likely to be killed. i’d probably kill the one who build this Black person rigged vessel first
No chance the Pakis won't ape out in the dark.
The father. If he dies, the kid dies next for sure so he has to protect that. Also probably furious at the CEO for doing this to them and his son
The sub just floating around just hundreds of meters below the surface would be terrifying. Harder to spot, keeps being dragged by current, no seat belts...
From something I read, apparently the only two possibilities are it floating to the top of just waiting to be discovered or at the bottom of the seabed. No in between
i wonder if they could manage to kick out that shitty bolt on window if they reached surface
Only way they can survive at this point if they found pic related
Why can't they just drain the ocean a bit so it's closer to land???
Yeah but the details of those deaths isn't nearly as funny as everything that's come out regarding the nature of the submersible and the moron CEO of this disaster
What would make for better horror if the sub is found
>it's completely empty
>there's one extra person aboard
>found sub
>all dead and completely decomposing like they've been dead for 20 years
It's empty, the window is missing, and giant tentacle suction marks on the outside.
>there's one extra person aboard
Raises questions but also presents an obvious avenue of investigation (interrogation)
>it's completely empty
Raises questions, does not present an obvious avenue of investigation. This is the more scary option.
I think anon was implying that there would be one extra BODY on board.
They're zombies
It was unbolted from the outside and everyone is missing and the xbox controller
i care bro i hate that nobody is trying to sue for peace
>Titanic
>Titan
>Tit
holy frick half life 3 confirmed
>Past bump limit
Looks like this thread is also sinking to the bottom...
we are destined for davey jones locker
Do you guys think they are searching at all? /i think they're just pretending 2bh, like 'lets look busy.' wtf could you possible do at this point?
They're searching for sure but most have come to terms with the idea that they're not finding these people alive.
The only thing they can do is cruise around making sonar pings and having planes fly over trying to spot anything. Beyond that, everyone is just twiddling their thumbs.
they'll be searching and trying their upmost but imagine trying to search a cubed grid?
it's like literally 3x as hard as searching a squared grid lol
so yeah i think they've lost all hope and know these people are lost souls
>upmost
i don't get it?
I know you don't bud.
yeah but it's like saying i will be doing my top most effort to find them
utmost is basically saying the same thing like i'll be going to the farthest degree possible to do the search
i think in this context upmost is more relevant than utmost but whatever
Upmost means the upper most portion of something. Utmost means utter most cute esl.
semantics
The word is "utmost." Common misconception.
>Do you guys think they are searching at all?
Yes.
>I think they're just pretending 2bh, like 'lets look busy.'
in a manner of speaking, yes
>wtf could you possible do at this point?
it's a big ocean (for you)
Them never being found with no sign of the vehicle is so much creepier than them being found dead at the bottom of the ocean. Makes for some kino sci fi stories
Even if you disregard the sci-fi shit, it's a kino way to go.
they are part of the ghost ship now, bound to it.
Well can you unbind them Lucifer?
i have a quota, and if i don’t meet that quota, he gets very, very angry
I like the scene where the guy gets lured into the elevator by the horn ghost.
i thought for the longest time the titty ghost was famke jansen and i had the hugest crush on her from goldeneye. i fapped to that movie 100x easily. this was before imdb
>them being found dead at the bottom of the ocean
The wreck of the Titanic itself is hard to find. Even if you know the exact geo coordinates. We're talking about a craft a small fraction of the size that probably got obliterated in an implosion. It will never be found, especially since the remains undoubtedly sprinkler on or near an existing debris field.
Also worth noting is that the general area which they could be in is like the size of Kentucky
You also don't have to search a volume of 13,000 feet when searching the entire state of Kentucky
My favorite thing about this news story is the liberals posting about how unfair it was that the billionaires that might be alive are being searched for while the 600 migrants in a boat that sank did not get a search party.
I'm going to say that again. They are upset that they are searching for a vehicle intended to allow you to live underwater for a period of time instead of a vehicle that is not designed to do that.
The titanic tie-in is what makes this more interesting, but also, 1 person is a loss, hundreds are a statistic.
lost to the see killed by their own hubris
>not immediately sending statham to help
it was doomed from the start
>im putting together a team
hmm
This is an actual theory for the Bermuda Triangle, but they speculate it happens in the air and not underwater.
>they speculate it happens in the air and not underwater.
You mean like a tornado out at sea?
No
*folds paper*
Why would there be a wormhole in the Bermuda triangle? How would that not be visible from space?
Let me explain
*puts a hole through paper.*
It's not generally visible to anyone unless you enter it. It sounds crazy but it's a potential theory some have suggested in connection to this weird spot of the world.
where does it exit
In the area of the Bermuda Triangle, not exactly sure for the specific coordinates.
Here's one such case of weird shit happening there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZpOjdZACCY
Right, but horizontally, so whatever flows into the vortex just disappears (or reappears somewhere).
IIRC, there was an instance of some pilot getting sucked into this alleged wormhole and getting to his destination much faster than he should have.
Even Columbus has written that weird shit happens around this area.
plot twist: they reappeared in a different dimension but it's an empty earth and they have no way to repopulate it
Now that we’re past the bump limit we will all sink and die with this thread
>100 years later
>She claims more lives
What is titanic's Kd ratio now?
>We're here sittin' in a tin can
>Far below the world
>Ocean floor's real blue
>And there's nothing I can do
what if they brought a bunch of weed and video games for their controllers and are just down there memeing and lost track of time
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