>friend's parents are like the farmers on Clarkson's Farm >go out for dinner with the rest of the senpai >they're given hot rolled-up towels to wash their hands >dad proceeds to try and eat the towel thinking they've been given a snack of sorts
I squeeze half a lemon every day to season my salad and I always need to rinse my hand afterwards. How the frick is sticky fruit juice considered "washing"?
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE THE LEMON TO WASH YOUR FINGERS, YOU FRICKING PRIMATE-ack!
He was aware, it was a power move.
No, he’s a just an uncultured Hispanic.
Oh nice some sticky lemon juice fingers. Way more civilized than running water.
Water doesn't remove the smell of fish my uncultured friend.
Iz not fish iz yo mama.
lemon juice is a perfect degreaser you fricking idiot. you never wonder why 80% of cleaning products have lemon in it
no shot the majority of cleaning products have actual lemon juice in them you fricking fool, you'd be staining everything with acid
>I eat a lemon for fun
>For clean hands? I rub that lemon real nice.
Sounds like the censored tv version
it still seems strange
>The women in dis country, main, they go crazy when you suck da lemon.
First you get the lemons. Then you get the juicer. Then you get the lemonade.
>where'd you get that scar, tough guy? Eating lemons?
Why would I use sticky lemon juice to rinse my fingers with?
Stop making this fricking thread
Wtf are you talking about? This is literally the first time I've made this thread.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/YOU%27RE%20SUPPOSED%20TO%20USE%20THE%20LEMON%20TO%20WASH%20YOUR%20FINGERS/
No, I mean Scarface lemon threads in general. There seem to have been a lot of them lately.
yea same with star ship troopers
what is going on here
That is because HellDivers 2 came out.
I recently watched Scarface on a whim recently and threads started popping up like crazy. I am a targeted individual.
haha just scroll past them hahaha
You're supposed to use the janny to clean the catalogue you filthy primate
>friend's parents are like the farmers on Clarkson's Farm
>go out for dinner with the rest of the senpai
>they're given hot rolled-up towels to wash their hands
>dad proceeds to try and eat the towel thinking they've been given a snack of sorts
It’s a palate cleanser.
>washing your hands with fruit
Lel do rich kids really
>I'll only tell you this one time. Don't eat my lemons, Tony. Don't you ever try to eat my lemons.
My dirty mind can't help but think "lemons" are a euphemism for "balls" in this context.
>ey Manolo, chute dat pizza chit
SQUIZ IT LIKE A LEMON
LEMOOOON
Better question is who eats random lemon slices?
People who like fruit.
I squeeze half a lemon every day to season my salad and I always need to rinse my hand afterwards. How the frick is sticky fruit juice considered "washing"?
They sell you the sticky lemons as a joke.